Why is trump such an alpha?

why is trump such an alpha?

When you pick up the tab you sit at the head of the table

Crypto-cucks of Sup Forums revealing that they have no idea what alpha behaviour looks like.

you'd be like that too if you had a 9" penis

Lemme guess, you think taking care of your wife's son is a truck mark of alphaness.

>buys furniture
>still doesn't get the pussy

Trump is the anti-alpha star fields beyond beta.

He acts like an impulsive toddler in every awkward situation.

leafs know, since you get to pick youjr wifes bf

>cia stance

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>why is trump such an alpha?
he said, struggling to keep a straight face...

>alpha
>alienated people who died for America
It's a bad sign when even Theresa May hates your guts.

So happy i voted for him right now.

>why is trump such an alpha?
the geriatric's compensating... isn't it obvious yet?

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That was just plain cringey.

Fake it 'till you make it anons

Trumps behavior is calculated, it throws people off and makes them nervous/uncomfortable. He doesn't need people to look at him with awe or favor, he needs them thinking about the wrong things, confused, or even convinced he's being foolish.

Why is everybody in the world acting like fucking retards?
there's a crowd of people all walking at once. If someone in front of you stops right in front of you then you move him aside so that you don't do the same thing to the guy behind you
why is everyone acting like he punched him in the face

Jesus. That guy looked like he pooped himself a little when he was touched by The God Emperor.

Because J.K. Rowling.

>trying to find logic and/or honesty in liberal complaints
hmm

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