/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - MIDNIGHT CLUB DRIVEBY EDITION

WE GOT SHELL CASINGS AND BLOOD!

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Has Morlock nog ever been sighted again since last 4th of July?

>shell casing and blood

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loud music

Robert is transporting an offender, but they didn't say for which call.

ayyo sayyit tah muh FAYCE ya Biutch

Woo, sheeiit, he be da nigginest!

you stand corrected

Are nigs going to fuck with the faggot leather fest?

Yeah, I'm hoping we're gonna here about Tyrone trying to mug a leather clad bear after hooking up on Grindr.

My god that would lead to ultimate comfyness

top kek

>Weapon recovered at 5640 wabash

>shell casings and blood
This is the good shit.

this evening is picking up a little bit

lol amateur hour with the edging on that

>both victims are stable

That is not a condition

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I didn't want to be the one to say it. kek.

Multiple calls are occupying time tonight, two shootings, besides that gunfight from the cars, mutliples being carted to hospitals, lots of good stuff.

font is blurry and not aesthetic enough

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its true. im workin with limited font selection. gonna see if i can change that

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SIX
SIX SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

>fat mentally retarded beaner missing

Missing 50 y/o beaner woman with mental capacity of an 8 year old
Oh, good. a crayon eater.

DAMN IT ZONE 10!

ZONE TEN AGAIN

CHECK YOU KEYS ZONE TEN FUCK

Wargames?

>Wargames?
youtube.com/watch?v=rLMCjuge6oE

TURN THE KEY SIR

ZONE TEN FFS

>male was just robbed of $20

>Missing 50 y/o beaner woman with mental capacity of an 8 year old
>Missing 50 y/o beaner woman
>mental capacity of an 8 year old
>beaner woman
>mental capacity of an 8 year old
>beaner
>woman
>mental capacity of an 8 year old

fugggg

check yo keys!!!

fuck yeah. Loved that flick. I should watch it again. Sucks to be new faggot hollywood, I have plenty of old nonfaggot hollywood to watch.

CHECK YER KEYS YA DRANGUSES

can someone edit this to say "CHECK YOUR KEY SIR!"

>person shot

34 robert = Aggravated battery

>can someone
yes. stand by.

>person
but blacks aren't people!

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thanks Robert

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>male outside the window masturbating
>he's done this before

>MALE BLACK IS OUTSIDE HER WINDOW MASTURBATING
>SAME NIGGA WHO DUN THIS BEFO
SHEEEIIIIIIIIIT!!

>Male masturbating outside her window
>believes this is the same man as before
>same as before
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>male black
>masterbating in public
kek

>repeat fapper

>stole the car after taking a large quantity of aspirin, allergy meds, and muscle relaxants

does that nigger thing everything he took will kill him, or make him feel better?

probably both

praise Kek

well.....I guess your right....man who the fuck can figure out what goes on in a Male Blacks head?

> nig
> think

Aww frig off Lahey

>needs to be escorted out of apt. b4 doing something he regrets

My version

excellent

I can see crabby doing that. Put an old womans face on it.

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>A Chicongo city flag patch instead of a US flag
subtle, I almost missed it

tasteful

NICE. I freehanded that fucker. I was quite pleased it didn't look absolutely shit.

it went into my foulder

So about now, Male Black has already busted his nut and fled the scene. I don't think they're gonna catch him.

>fled the scene. I don't think they're gonna catch him.
over confidence has done in more than one Dindu

True but this is a serial masturbator. He's no stranger to running with his pants down

>wants to get checked out by EMS
>he doesn't know what he took

>Being this new

Oy vey goy, don't look at muh ID.

Fucking hell. I love sharing these threads with you all.

>Oy vey goy, don't look at muh ID.
>confusion
>whut?
>looks around...OHHHH!
>JOOOOOOO

same. its quite comfortable and entertaining in here

>he went dat way ossifer!

Same. Can someone dump writer user's stuff? I'll contribute a couple.

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One of my favorites

>Robert-need a female transported
>Dispatch- We'll put you on the list
>we'll put you on the list

hell-washed OC version.

>bernard chapman attacked caller with a stick

>attacked him with a stick
>A STICK!

>Bernard Chapman
>Attacked him with a stick
A STICK

this came up when I searched for sharp stick

RIP in peace you funny man.

930 s leavitt had a person with a gun, officers told to proceed with caution, wonder if they'll find him

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12%. Too many don't. The odds are in his favor.

>son has been drinking
>put a knife to his stomach and is threatening to harm himself

Seppuku incoming?

>seppuku
kek

>Male black has a revolver and is on foot.
Robert may have a chance yet! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

it's called "sudoku" you weebs

>Cops show up
>Son doesn't put knife down
>Gets shot and killed

don't tease me Robert

>family broadcasts the whole shit affair on FB live
>BLM stages a protest
>"protest" lasts 20 mins before every chicken & fish joint, 7/11, and weave store is looted and burned to the ground

>on the ground unconscious and bleeding

My favourite is still
>they told me I could make a difference. now i just want to make it home alive

It happens to white people all the time, Male Black won't get treated better.