What is prison really like?

what is prison really like?

i'm about to be sentenced for a long time and I have no idea what to expect

i'm scared shitless

help, please

>scared shitless
If that's your attitude you're gonna get buttfucked
What did you allegedly do?

Story time bucko.

hope you're good at playing politics, cuz ur about to learn if not

survival of the fittest

you cant just not say what your going in for

Taking a shit in full view of a room full of niggers is not a pleasant experience, senpai.

Don't drop the soap

Story now

Very rapey and full of spics

How long until you go away?

If you have a couple months, start bulking up right fucking now.

>i'm about to be sentenced for a long time
If you're going away you might as well tell us why.

you better practice clenching your o ring

STORY TIME OR NO HELP FOR YOU

LIFT
never show weakness
never owe anyone anything
LIFT
mind your own business, but don't go total lone wolf, people in tandem will fuck you up
work on your autism
LIFT

story. now.

Don't be a fag OP, deliver the story if you want any shot of salvation

I've never been, but the one thing I've always heard repeated is: don't accept favors from people. No matter how innocuous it seems. And don't try to be a tough guy if you're not. There are plenty of people who get by in jail without fighting.

This is what it will be like. This thread. Everyone will want to know what you did. They'll find out somehow anyways. And then? They'll rape you.

Pretend you are a sock, and it's a just a foot going in, and that like all socks, you can be washed good later. Think of it that way.

Start taking steroids and training evrryday. Start taking brazilian ju jitzu classes immediately.

Don't look at anyone, don't get involved in anyones business and jjst read all day.

Im sure plenty of folks on Sup Forums can give pretty good priaon advice OP, but first you have to do us a solid and tell us why youre going

Its just how things work around here

Yell stop when I guess your name.
>Donald
>Jared
>Michael
>Jeff
>Paul

am I getting warm?

kek

You need to learn a way to make yourself useful and earn money inside (money = bartering)

For you if you're smart enough this will mean drafting legal letters, official letters for other purposes, and basic paralegal style research for other inmates.

Don't drop the soap

basically I am going away for something that I didn't really do and it was a joke anyways. I was passed out beside my car after I allegedly ran over a law professor of mine. I was drunk but it's a misunderstanding. my friend is an asshole who thought it would be funny to scar this one professor we both hate, so he drove towards him and hit him. the friend must've ran from the scene but I passed out and he's been missing ever since

If you know you're going to be locked up for a long time... You might as well leave for good.. What have you got to lose? You're going to jail anyways. You're not an animal and jail isn't going to change shit anyways.. Fuck em.. Fuck em all

You be fine. Just relax your throat muscles and make eye contact.

Or just get used to getting stabbed. Start stabbing yourself with tiny knives now to build up your immunity.

>i'm about to be sentenced for a long time
tell us what you did user

Kek

He already did dumb fuck

Become the prison kings buttslut

Nice Copypasta

I was in prison for 6 months

Don't believe the rape stories. The guys that got raped asked for it.

FUcking pasta fag. GTFO

Threads over guy's. OP was just fishing for (you)'s.

It's not too bad desu, it's like a harsher mental institution and you get to play sports and they even have recording studios so you can play instrum----
oh wait, you're american.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAH

Funny, but may prove advantageous. The built up scar tissue may provide some small protection.

Most of the gay sex is consensual. If you're getting ass raped its because you pissed someone off and they're sending a message.

Keep your head down and mind your own business, stay off other people's turf and learn the rules.

???

That's actually what happened. are you fucking stupid?

>be murican with 2nd amendment
>let zog take you away to rape dungeon
Be a man. Stand and fight. Cops are just zog thugs so they have no right to life.

>prison
>6 months
pick one faggot. prison is typically only for people doing AT LEAST 2 years. otherwise you just sit in county jail.

Expect to be surrounded by niggers.

Boring. You'll get used to it.

Garbage pasta. Kill yourself.

Good one my fellow oil vikiking.

County jail can be worse than prison.

user, I've been to prison before. It's not that bad and relatively safe. As long as you're in a gang to protect yourself, you'll be relatively fine when the brawls break out if you stick with your pack and make efficient shivs. Remember, hit them right in their lower right rib cage, that's where the liver is located.

Correct answer:

> Hillary Clinton