Brit/pol/ - American Invasion Edition

>Incompetent security services warned about attacker, did fuck all
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/
archive.is/q6MbF

>The Queen visits Royal Manchester Children's Hospital
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4541026/The-Queen-visits-Royal-Manchester-Children-s-Hospital.html
archive.is/qxjqD

>Trump: terrorist "losers", leaks "deeply troubling"
bbc.com/news/uk-40048565
archive.is/kuL1x

>8 men arrested, arrests "significant"
news.sky.com/video/police-significant-arrests-in-manchester-investigation-10892486

>Threat level raised to critical; with no parliamentary oversight
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40023488
archive.is/oTpNX

>Election is allowed to continue on Friday, small parties can do Thursday
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-idUKKBN18K2CJ
archive.is/q9ZjP

>Tory cuts forced us to put troops on streets: Police Federation
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/theresa-may-army-deployment-manchester-bombing-police-federation-police-cuts-steve-white_uk_5925d9f0e4b062f96a336e5f
archive.is/ny1WF

>Thousands of troops swarm the street in Operation Temperer
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/23/raise-terror-level-critical-5000-troops-streets-operation-temperer
archive.is/DV6Ke

>UKIP Manifesto
ukip.org/manifesto2017

It's still a bit early m8. Give it a couple of hours

REMINDER - TODAY IS THE DAY CORBYN WINS THE ELECTION - CIVIC NATIONAL SOCIALISM IS REBORN IN BRITAIN TODAY

If Corbyn comes out today and gives an explicitly (civic) nationalist speech - essentially Hard Brexit, no more foreign war, secure borders, investment in our own people - he will win a majority at the election. don't underestimate the chance of this happening.

>yougov

>corbyn the marxist
>"national socialist"
u wot m8

Wahoo united Ireland

Friendly reminder that Labour is not going to win the election, the Tories will get a 120 seat majority, Corbychev will be safe enough to stay Labour leader and Reddit will get blown the fuck out.

reminder that if we cut foreign aid we'd have almost no deficit

based Jeremy "Nagasaki The Paki" Corbyn

all the tories had to do was say they'd increase the personal allowance and follow through with brexit

why on earth did they target the most reliable voting demographic in the country

now that Corbyn has pretty much said he'll do a hard brexit, I don't even care who wins anymore.

wtf I love Marxism now

Why is foreign aid even a thing?

(you)

There you go, sweetie.

Threadly reminder that polls mean nothing and are conducted in cities during work hours.

>Polls show Brexit will definitely end in remain, might as well just deal with it now goy
>Polls show Hildog has a 99.97% lead ahead of Trump, she is the future goy
>Oy vey goyim Comrade Corbychev is making a comeback, all he needs is one good speech and it's a dead cert, might as well accept it now

Don't fall for their lies.

Canny sure that blaming uks foreign policy on domestic terrorism does not equal nationalism

Can't let nature run its course. How else would the human race live without the benefits the cultureless horde in Africa brings us?

Fuck off reddit

I bet when Corbyn says "the War on Terror isn't working," people thinks he means killing more jihadists instead of the opposite, which is what he wants.

jewish NGOs need their money

>damage control

>no national socialist party to vote for

What kind of country is this?

all English speaking people in Europe belong to dominion of the UK, including Ireland.

> hurr hurr a natSoc society would allow hundreds of thousands of its citizens lives to be wasted because an autist in a different country invented a widget that puts them out of work.
> Everyone should sit in a coffeeshop learning to code scala (pure, functional tm) instead of playing sport, raising their family, improving their community because the economy is a lottery and you gotta buy a ticket kid!
>except you can't eat tickets and you can't raise a family on them either
>whites stop having kids because they like to have money beforehand

If you neglect the SOCIALIST part you are as much as a kike retard as those who deny the NATIONALIST part. this isn't difficult folks.

Because people like Bono went to Africa once with a camera and it made people sad.

hung parliament is still 6/1.

Bookies still seem pretty sure it's going to be a Tory win. (1/9)

>mfw enjoying a 4 day weekend

Cheers for the extra day Lizzy, now turn down the damn heat.

This guy is MI5 as fuck.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 43% (-1)
LAB: 38% (+3)
LDEM: 10% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (+1)

(via @YouGov / 24 - 25 May)

yeah i think a l;ot of the brexit voters getting involved this time. seeing a lot of young white working class people who would usually never vote saying they will vote against corbyn. not too worried.

lmao that's the guy off of qt last night right?

In exchange for foreign aid we get special trade deals e.g. only buying certain goods from our markets, etc.

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>blaming wars in middle east for attacks here
>not also blaming mass immigration


Is jezza a..... Cuck ?

The polls are the real damage control and always have been, comrade.

I'd stick it in her poop shaft

how convenient that the bbc and channel 4 have the same Standard Issue Moderate with them at all times

buddy you might want to check your logic

>hue hue in previous anglophone political scenarios, the incumbent / status quo was massively inflated in the polls
>hue hue labour is gaining against all odds to overcome a suspiciously massive and undeserved leads from the tories
>Therefore the polls are biased for labour

daft cunt. Why do you want to conservatives to win? Is it so you can pretend Mummy May is watching you have your grubby little wank on her All New and Improved MummyNet? You fucking degenerate piece of filth.

welcome to early yesterday evening, grandad

yeah i think this will deffo appeal to his voter base, but definitely alienate him from anyone else.

She reminds me of a lizard

I just don't understand the poll lad. Surely after the terrorist attack and Theresa May's two solid speeches/statements in response, her numbers would go up? But no, the opposite has happened. I am very confused and worried.

mmm never fucked a lizard before.

>tfw want scottish independence
>dont want the snp

life is a cruel mistress

polls even taken after the event still have hell of a delay. Wait until next week to gauge it all.

I think a lot of ppl are pissed with lack of funding for polce and NHS. A lot of people vote just on NHS.

>within 5%

She wants to take away our freedom and wants to kill old people

It's all bollocks.

I just hope Corbyn wins so this country falls to its knees quicker and we finally have a strong nat soc leader emerge.

well that would be because you are a FAS addled jock who huffs paint in an underpass. Not getting involved is what nationalism is:
>Should I get involved in this bullshit over here?
>Nah i think i'll just look after the nation instead
>lovely job

>Every time I touch a bunch of corpses, i get the plague and die
> We should stop touching the corpses and instead spend our time bettering ourselves and revelling in the joy of civilisation and human achievement
> HUE HUE U DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HEALTH OF PEOPLE, TOUCHING DISEASE RIDDEN CORPSES IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF WHO WE ARE HUE HUE HUE

immediately kys

Wahoo?
Whoopee + Yahoo ?

that is true, after a failed brexit and after 5years of labour pissing away money next election would go right for sure

he'll probably bring in a load of rapeugees too

>probably
There's absolutely no doubt about it, lad. Top of the list for that gorilla fucker.

he's gonna apologise for how new labour handled immigration, admit the ideological faults at the heart of multiculturalism, and win the election today. all he has to do to win, is do what he has been doing his whole career - tell the truth. people are going to listen.

its madness, just madness. Maybe we dont deserve to survive?

>Standard Issue Moderate

He's against integration, gays, ex-muslims, the idea that Islamism is a thing. Considering he works for one of the Universities in Greater Manchester, chances are he is either MI5 or SIS (MI6).

Did you even read their manifesto?

>theresa may wants to bring back fox hunting

your thoughts, Sup Forums?

Don't jinx it

Good. Hate those little shits.

I also like how the reporters never answer the right questions

like they say 'we're all good muslims'

next question should be?

what is a good muslim?

do you think killing jews is acceptable? FGM? stoning women to death?

Imagine all the shit a Diane Abbott home sec will bring with her. It'll be utter chaos.

Just remember, hard times make strong men, gentlemen,

Why do you post here, are you british or are you just an anglophile?

Polls actually suggesting Tories could be regaining ground

honestly im against fox hunting just because its not a nice way to kill an animal, just fucking shoot them, dont cahse them for miles then tear them to pieces.

But this has also been misrepresented in the media, she said she would have a free vote on it, which probably wouldnt pass anyway.

Bet everything on Mummy, she's got this. The floating voters will all vote for her in droves after manchester.

it will take a week or so for it to show up in the polls. Then it's an election.

Blair won a landslide in 2001 with just a 9% lead.

I am pretty sure we will hear dimblebot announcing a tory landslide at 10 bong in 2 weeks.

I do it for the (you)s, friendo

hopefulyl they will put diane abbott on tv more

Because again the polls are conducted in cities during work hours. This means they primarily target the jobless and mums/housewives living in the cities, therefore the fact the polls still show Corbychev behind means he has no chance of winning. If the polls showed him ahead he'd still lose come the final tally, because he can't even get a majority from one of his primary voterbases.

Modern democracy is a choice between two evils and May's cons are a lesser evil than Comrade Corbychev and his party of Blairites. Suck my cock.

If they bring back fox hunting I will personally boobytrap forests with caltrops, tension wires, punji pits etc. I don't even like foxes that much, it's just a cultural custom that does not deserve to exist.

I hope so lad, I really do

The only nationalist corbyn is is a Palestinian nationalist or an Irish nationalist, the suggestion that he is a British nationalist is just false and you know it.

You now remember CHarles Clarke

I was undecided and will vote UKIP now. I can't understand how anyone could still vote for her after she allowed all returning IS fighters back into the country unchecked. She will go down in history as the most incompetent home secretary to have ever served.

I love this ridiculous meme that Corbyn is going to get in and keep a static cabinet for 5 years. If you can't name the last 5 education secretaries, I don't think worrying about this kind of thing is a useful deployment of your limited cognitive resources.

You now remember Gordon Brown.

when i watched old election coverage they kept mentioning politicians who i never heard of , but were probably household names back then

Dust in the wind

You're right, and I've said it before that the Tories want it to look close so people go out and actually vote for them rather than stay home thinking it's a foregone conclusion.

The press are going to pick apart Corbyn over the next 2 weeks and it's only just started with the idiot making comments about us being to blame for the attacks.

Just wait until tonight's interview with the Neil and see what he says.

remember a lot of the poeple we let in we have to due to EU law, that will change after a good hard brexit.

Such is the ignorance of youth.

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Gordon Brown is that sort of person you just know who has disgusting breath.

>queen visits children's hospital

I wonder how many she ate

I was watching election coverage of the 1979 election, doubt you were alive and kicking then

Bullshit. The EU has no law on the revoking of passports or travel bans.

They have laws on extradition to non EU countries because of muh human rights but not on who gets issued a British passport.

>implying you wouldn't

>If they bring back fox hunting I'll do a bunch of shit that'll hurt wildlife more than humans, including foxes

Ebin

Just because you are a grossly incompetent imbecile doesn't mean everyone is. That isn't the polling methodology they use.

>Poll Wonk 1: Should we do some polls
>Poll Wonk 2: Yes mate
>PW1: OK let's just ring around at random
>PW2: But it's 2:30PM on a tuesday, we'll only get the jobless and that will skew our data!
>PW1: Ah well, the important thing is that we maintain a bias away from the status quo incumbents for some reason
>PW2: Agreed!

and if you had ever done any political work or lived in the real world at all is that the only people you reach on a fucking landline in the daytime is pensioners, and they all vote one way (or used to teehee)

proofs please

Fox hunting is completely unimportant. I'd vote for a party that horrifically massacred animals inhumanely if it delivered the policies that actually matter to me. On a side note I'm converting to Satanism

>wake up early
>turn on news
>brits littering their streets and crying
>singing oasis
>not removing mosques

is there any hope?

Go to devenport ask the guys there.

nah, m8. Like 75% of brit/pol/ is pro-Corbyn, shit's fucked.

SO DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGAH
I HEARD YA SAY

(you)

I don't care about wildlife you cunt I care about not letting aristocratic mutants get to keep their special blood sport just because the hunt leader used to give rimjobs to the Home Secretary's husband at Eton.

>you hear the sound of hooves slowly clip clop over to you
>you look up and squint your eyes to adjust to the sun, but all you can see is a silhouette of a majestic figure on top of a horse
>the figure quickly draws its gun and you cower, begging for your life
>*BANG*
>you think you're dead, but feel at your body anyway
>it turns out that an evil fox had been sneaking up on you and this figure had just saved your life
>it mumbles something nonsensical about global strong dementia, you can't hear well because of the ringing in your ears
>as it turns away you make out the face of your savior
>you immediately have an irresistible urge to cross yourself and recite the rosary despite being protestant your whole life
>May saunters off and spits out the hay she had been chewing at a badger who was in her path and aims a kick at it
>you know inside that she was the right choice
>sometimes it is nessessary to fight evil with evil, you post to your friends on the new internet, they might see it a couple days later if it is approved

It was a human rights law, it'll be easier to change or drop human rights legislation after we leave but May said she had no plans to do so

It's time to start supplying based Assad tbqh

We're overrun by r-types.

How the fuck am I supposed to prove the non existence of a law? Prove your claim first faggot. When did the EU ever forced us to take in returning IS fighters?