Eric Clanton

Corners you in a dark alley, bike lock in hand

"Who did you vote for, comrade?"

WWYD?

Pull my conceal carry and shoot him in the fucking head

Do the helicopter

I tell him I voted for hillary and when I'm behind him I punch him in the back of the head and run away

"I voted for Gaston glock"
*metal clears kydex*
"wtf I love trump now"

> turn 360 degrees
Then again and again so fast that I become the helicopter

Smoke lots of weed with him

why do they always wear those kind of sweat shirts, are they made of hemp?

>5'11
>140lbs

I 4D heil Hitler

I voted for Donald Trump and I'm actually a Nazi, unlike that dude you were too cowardly to fight.

>yell "GET AWAY FROM ME!" really loud repeatedly
>stab him repeatedly with pocket knife until he dies
>claim self defense
>sleep like a baby that night

grab the bike lock and kick his ass because he's a beta faggot
/thread

>teleports behind you
it's all over commie

Pull out my 9mm and mag dump his sorry ass.

I am quite sure I can fuck him up as long as he does not hit jump out from behind a wall of women like a faggot and hit me in the head with a bike lock.

#NotAllConservatives

Start literally shaking and scream repeatedly

>LOVE TRUMPS HATE!
>HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!
>NO TRUMP, NO KKK, NO FASCIST USA!!
>MAKE RACISTS AFRAID AGAIN!

Then proceed and join BAMN, become a full time cuckloader and go back move with my parents so I can become a revolutionary.

Teleport behind him and say "nothing personel kid""

"The prison rape from actual nazis must have been pretty fucking brutal for someone as retarded as you to muster up the brain power to figure out an escape plan"

This pussy would never do shit face to face, just like the nigger and spic faggots he sneak attacks from behind. Never let a faggot nigger liberal get behind you.
This cucks dream of infinite nigger cocks is about to come true in jail.

>5.11
>140 pounds

He's only a threat when he's hiding behind several fat chicks screaming

This, except center mass.

call him a faggot

and then let him give me a love tap

and then drop him to the concrete. self defense. Yes, it was indeed self defense when I broke your nose and your teeth on the street. you punched me first.

Look over there, a three headed monkey!
*twack*

>Immediately lunge at him both hands cupped and ready to rip his dick off.
>realize he's already "taken care of the job"
>as I look up in disbelief, he glance down and smiles
>he whips out his patented pad lock finishing move and bashes my skull in with a technique he learnt from his black ex convict honor roll students.
I die

Kek

u wouldnt hit a girl would u cutie? heehee \

I voted for Donald J Trump you bike lock swinging faggot cuck master. Now bring your girlfriend over here so I can fuck her raw.