Brit/pol/ Friday Morning Edition

>Incompetent security services warned about attacker, did fuck all
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/
archive.is/q6MbF

>The Queen visits Royal Manchester Children's Hospital
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4541026/The-Queen-visits-Royal-Manchester-Children-s-Hospital.html
archive.is/qxjqD

>Trump: terrorist "losers", leaks "deeply troubling"
bbc.com/news/uk-40048565
archive.is/kuL1x

>8 men arrested, arrests "significant"
news.sky.com/video/police-significant-arrests-in-manchester-investigation-10892486

>Threat level raised to critical; with no parliamentary oversight
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40023488
archive.is/oTpNX

>Election is allowed to continue on Friday, small parties can do Thursday
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-idUKKBN18K2CJ
archive.is/q9ZjP

>Tory cuts forced us to put troops on streets: Police Federation
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/theresa-may-army-deployment-manchester-bombing-police-federation-police-cuts-steve-white_uk_5925d9f0e4b062f96a336e5f
archive.is/ny1WF

>Thousands of troops swarm the street in Operation Temperer
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/23/raise-terror-level-critical-5000-troops-streets-operation-temperer
archive.is/DV6Ke

>UKIP Manifesto
ukip.org/manifesto2017

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1ST FOR LABOUR

2nd for based British born Muslims.

lmao

On the last episode of This Week I saw how shitty you British people are.

They were talking about reforming NATO to play a better role in the Middle East (even if it includes putting boots on the ground), but literally the sentence after each mentioning of NATO they would mention the Americans as if they want US to do the heavy lifting for them.

I'm not falling for that shit again, because we all know as soon as dead Brit bodies are shipped back home from the Middle East your politicians will start blaming the Americans just like they always do to save face and your shitty people will eat it right up.

>declare war on Germany twice
>America pls halp they are carpetbombing our cities
>70 years later
>heh we saved you fuckers from the Nazis despite the fact that we scurried across the channel like scared babbies as soon as Hitler reached the coast

>Iraq war
>fuck yeah we'll help the Americans we're their (((greatest ally)))
>not even 10 fucking years later
>FUCKING STUPID JEWMERICANS YOUR SHITTY FOREIGN POLICY IS THE REASON WHY THESE TERRORIST ATTACKS KEEP HAPPENING IN EUROPE IF WE DID IT OUR WAY THE MIDDLE EAST WOULD BE PERFECT JUST LIKE INDIA WHEN IT WAS OUR COLONY
>OH BY THE WAY YOURE 56% WHITE HAHA WERE BETTER THAN YOU.

Fuck you Brits, you're ungrateful little cunts.

FUCK pakis tbqh

Tick tock tick tock lads. Our days on Sup Forums are numbered.

What's Brit/pol/s view on fox hunting?

Literally nobody here outside of the media circlejerk blames the yanks for Iraq, everyone blames Blair

Not everything is about you

God save the Queen

>If you post here you are probably on the terror list. Enjoy your interment camp in the highlands
sounds comfy desu
midges or no?

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MILK`D

Which leaders have your respect, Sup Forums?

Nuttall>May>>>>Farron>Sturgeon>Alan "Howling Laud" Hope>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Corbyn

FURRIES OUT
DOGS IN

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

22 dead Brits is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused in the Crusades.

Starkey hates the Queen.

People are actually posting links to shittington post and not being b& ?

>voted Brexit
>will vote Lib Dem

Who else /shitvoter/ here?

Bit barbaric and not an efficient form of pest control but foxes are cunts and every little helps
Also it triggers the fuck out of mongs so it's fine with me

Dogs and horses are the only animals that ought to have rights

Why are you all so anti-immigration? They pay more in taxes than they take in welfare!

What a fag.

Then Blair blames Bush and everyone else forgets that he could've voted against it.

You forgot your proxy

>2015
>Voted UKIP general & local
>2016
>Voted leave
>2017
>Considering Tory general & local

You be the judge.

You don't get taxed on dole you silly shit ;)

Because I`m not a bluepilled shitposter like you.

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>he thinks income is the only tax

Blair blames Bush but everyone else still blames Blair. You're getting your oversized panties in a twist and bringing up historical revisionism over nothing.

Germany should stop invading countries we had guaranteed the independence of

Post yfw people actually believed the Tories were going to cut immigration.

POST YOUR LOCAL GREEN CADIDATE

LAUGH AT RESULTS

VAT was a mistake.

No one gives a fuck what Blair says about it, everyone blames Blair and it stops there.
Also, learn to handle the bants senpai

Every time you post this some moron believes it

For the sake of the little remaining intellectual integrity of brit/pol/ please desist

Literally none of them, May and Nuttall are the least awful but May is a fucking autist and Nuttall is completely incompetent
Farron is the worst because he stands for literally nothing besides 'brexit is bad'
Corbyn is a mong but at least he means what he says most of the time

UKIP/LOONY Coalition when?

The Crusades were defensive wars.

Hourly reminder that Corbyn is going to win

Cut benefits to muslims

Close Muslim schools

Close mosques

Ban immigration from Muslim countries

Deport the families of any Muslim criminal

Ban any outward representation of Islam

Nuke Mecca

Rate my plan lads

So how long in the Corbyn interview tonight will it be before he starts getting noticeably angry? He is really terrible in interviews where someone dares to disagree with him and comes across terribly.

It's stupid and there's no need for it

If you want to kill animals, go for annoying fuckers like seagulls who deserve it

keek

Well if you can't refute it then admit that immigrants are net contributors.

>Blair
>blaming bush for anything
>ever
If Blair was capable of sustaining an erection you'd be able to see it through his trousers every time someone even mentioned dubya

You're deluded lad, stop pretending people are bullying you when they're not

*gets noticeable angry*
*takes deep breath*
>...what I WANT to do is [insert mumbling bollocks which means nothing]

>liking May in any way whatsoever

You mummy cucks are fucking scum.

GSTQ

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Just walked my collies.
Fucking hot as fuck out there.
Two cuties decided to stroke my dogs and there was me sweating with my hair all over the shop.
God I must've looked like shit but at least they didn't laugh.

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Burger, that's just political posturing, no one has forgotten how much you have helped us.

We've got your back

Imagine trying to give someone with facial piercings a seat in Parliament

>My dog is German
No its not. The name onpy states its origins unless you bought it from germany.
>My coffee is Colombian
Ok
>My IT is Indian
No. t, IT
>My car is English
Free market, bad choice but its yours to make
>My food is Italian
You only eat pastas?
>My TV is Japanese
Free market
>My diamonds are South African
Doubtful, probably just made here but what do i know
>My licorice is Australian
....yuck.
>My computer is Chinese
Idk what your computer is, but unless you know that then id doubt it
>My wine is French
Why?
>And I am an American.
Unfortunately.

He sent in the post two exactly the same leaflets, I think he has dementia.

youtube.com/watch?v=LfrOZj6EBRI&t=303s


UMMMM GUYS, WTF?

It's going to piss me off because when he shows his shit the lefties will scream FOOKEN RIGHT WING MEDIA, when based Neil is really one of the few neutral presenters that can really push peoples buttons.

>Get outbred by the millions of pakis already here

Nowhere did you propose Bosnian-Serb style extermination squads

>They expect people to vote for this ten-year-old

Are they even trying?

>"You ask me this question again and again is it relevant?"
>"What you should be focusing on is the Tory's, cuting education, cutting NHS"
>"You never report on the good that WE do"
>Interviewer:"And what is the good that you 'do'"?
>JC "OH THIS IS A TORY CONSPIRACY"

He looks like he shat himself

Namefags on /Shit/pol do so in order that their actions can be monitored by their superiors.

>No Freddo factory nationalisation

6/10

You're over simplifying it.

There's an image I've seen on here that shows some studies say immigration costs us money. Someone post pls.

I thought Americans were the ones who loved to randomly clap?

Stop spreading your shitty culture to us, Amerifats

>shills don't exist

This is taqiyya in action.

Hope you've sprayed them down with the hose. A friend of mine had two labs who she walked out in this weather. They came home, lay down and just died.

Imagine being in this weather and wearing a big fur coat at all times. Shouldn't walk them at the hottest point of the day either.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3593872/17bn-true-cost-immigration-UK-year.html

This. What's the point in closing the the door when the wolves are already inside.

>2015 GE voted UKIP
>2016 EU Referendum voted Leave
>2017 GE spoiled balot on postal vote by ranking candidates as if it were a proportional representation system

how'd i do lads?

>Friday morning
>morning
>after 1

>daily reminder that the Greens proposes a 4 day work week

Imagine the ruin our economy would become.

the real victims are the brown people who will be wrongfully persecuted baka

Why would you spray down two cuties with a hose? Weird.

Here's a more realistic plan, have an OFSTED for all mosques that go around and check them all thoroughly and get rid of free schools and sharia councils.

It's a good day out but not much of a spectators sport

Don't know my local green.
But here is an absolute gayboi from my primary school class who is now a Tory MP near me.

What colour lad? Got a blue Merle border collie but I seriously think the blue Merle ones are autistic bless him I love the little bugger though

Starting to get a little worried Labour might win through a coalition lads...

>2009 EU - BNP
>2010 GE - Tory
>2014 EU - UKIP
>2015 GE - UKIP
>EU REF - LEAVE
>2017 GE - Tory

I always vote Tory in local elections but didn't bother listing them.

How'd I do?

The Greens are a joke, even the Green Parties from other countries are hilariously incompetent

try harder m8

Oh wow. So immigrants are costing us money? Why the hell do we take so many in then?

They won't

How did you vote on the AV Ref?

Its a funny thing with the BBC. Whenever there is a BBC political thing going on near us (radio, telly, whatever), my father always gets asked by some woman at the BBC to fill out a form and attend.

I imagine its because they know he comes across coherent, but it could be that he just doesn't have any extreme views or says anything less than expected of an average BBC interviewee.

>Labour working with Lib Dems
You fucking wish.

who is she voting for

My buttocks are smooth
My mind is clear
And I am voting UKIP

might vote for them for the bants senpai

it's like if Prince William and Ed Milliband had a baby and brought him up exclusively on greggs steak slices

How are Brits really taking events this time?

Yes, although I didn't want it at the time I wanted PR so groups like UKIP could get a decent amount of seats, now I don't think that way anymore because I don't want constant left wing coalitions.

I'm not that phased tbqh. Foxes are cute and all but I'm not going to be screeching in the streets if some toffs want to waste away an afternoon hunting them. Plus it triggers the fuck out of the right people.

Katie Hopkins has been sacked from LBC.
Thoughts, lads?

Rate my Labour candidate lads.

She's 99% likely to win.

>Well if you can't refute it
I don't have to refute it, the study the statistic comes from refutes it itself.
It specifically refers to EU migrants, it specifically refers to those who are in or have previously been in employment, and it uses the total income tax and NI contributions they make and compares them to benefit claims. It does not account for the cost of educating their children, their impact on infrastructure costs, their use of the NHS or other public services, the disproportionate number of them in prisons or the court cases that put them there or their use of other services like refuse collection.

It's a bogus statistic with no credibility whatsoever. And that's before you begin to discuss the social and cultural impact of importing 300,000 slavs every year and the fact that like every other section of the population, the top 30% of them pay as much tax as the bottom 70% of them combined. We could literally cut the latter out like a tumour and be better off for it.

They're sable and white rough collies/border collie crosses.
One of them had her fur go quite black after having puppies though.

The autism comes from being a border collie, other collie breeds aren't.

Accurate

>heh we saved you fuckers from the Nazis despite the fact that we scurried across the channel like scared babbies as soon as Hitler reached the coast
You only got involved in both wars when it was clear Germany would win and you could be the primary beneficiaries.
You're country is only independent because a tiny minority of jew loving slave holders reed at a perfectly reasonable tax, if the USA was still a British dominion WWI and WWII would have lasted days so we're not going to thank you for reluctantly leasing (at interest) [fucking yids] us resources that belong to us.

Since then, the boot has been very much on the other foot, you're the senseless interventionists. Korea, Namn, Yugoslavia & Iraq were all you. You tried to force us into namn and dragged us against our more sagacious advice into the others. At-least 2 of the Pakis in Yugo that Clinton protected with NATO money and lives went on to fly planes into the world trade centers, all because you cowboy shits wanted to play kill the slavs after thatcher and Reagan has already sheaved that sword.

You are entirely responsible for the withdrawal of the British Empire and should be blamed for the unbridled liberalism, rise of Islam, "we're all equal" meme, third world population explosions and the kikebags tightening their grips on the global economy.

Suck a nigger dick you incorrigible lard-laden downie.