Ben "Bodyslammed" Jacobs

Ben Jacobs is Jewish, and when his body hits the floor he exclaims:

>"JESUS!"

Ironic, eh?

Not really (((they))) popularised taking the lords name in vain through the media. When I was young saying "Jesus Christ" or "God dammit" would get me in trouble and my family wasn't even religious.

Not really, I'd expect an infidel to take the LORD's name in vain.

He bodyslammed the holy spirit out of him.

Shouldnt it be:

>"OY, MOSES!"

well said

Except the entire story is complete bullshit

hashem

Ben "You broke my glasses" Jacobs.

Nah.

This is pretty much exactly how Jesus dealt with moneychangers.

Literally another Shoah

Ben "JESUS!" Jacobs

I so wish there was video.

>ironic
I don't think you know what irony is. That's pretty ironic senpai-al-habam.

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>fagget reporter makes the story about himself
>"attacker" gets elected because everyone realizes that he deserved much worse
The media is so fucking stupid.

I can just imagine what a pretentious faggot he was, jamming himself in with his recorder.

Me too. I fell down a flight of stairs and exclaimed "Jesus Christ!"... my Granny took me to task for it while I laid there in pain. RIP I miss you, Umma!

He'd divide the ground and fall through

Can't ______ the Giantfort

We have the inverse here in Finland.

We say Saatana and Perkele, which mean Satan and the Devil.

I try not to but sometimes it slips out.

On the plus side, we also say Jumalauta, ehich means God help me. Inprefer that and dont consider it sacrilege.

>taking the Lord's name in vain
>not a classic Jewish subversive plot