Brit/pol - 6 Key Tests Edition

>Security services warned about attacker, did fuck all
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/
archive.is/q6MbF

>The Queen visits Royal Manchester Children's Hospital
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4541026/The-Queen-visits-Royal-Manchester-Children-s-Hospital.html
archive.is/qxjqD

>Trump: terrorist "losers", leaks "deeply troubling"
bbc.com/news/uk-40048565
archive.is/RHcb3

>8 men arrested, arrests "significant"
news.sky.com/video/police-significant-arrests-in-manchester-investigation-10892486
archive.is/gRygk

>Threat level raised to critical; with no parliamentary oversight
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40023488
archive.is/oTpNX

>Election is allowed to continue on Friday, small parties can do Thursday
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-idUKKBN18K2CJ
archive.is/q9ZjP

>Tory cuts forced us to put troops on streets: Police Federation
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/theresa-may-army-deployment-manchester-bombing-police-federation-police-cuts-steve-white_uk_5925d9f0e4b062f96a336e5f
archive.is/XzOOr

>Thousands of troops swarm the street in Operation Temperer
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/23/raise-terror-level-critical-5000-troops-streets-operation-temperer
archive.is/DV6Ke

>UKIP Manifesto
ukip.org/manifesto2017

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youtube.com/watch?v=LvS3MR3EyEE
youtube.com/watch?v=27_uWz069XM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

cheeky reminder that we are being monitored by those dirty little shills at all times

This was made first you bell end

ffs we already have a thread

stop thread splitting

You know I thought I was British. Fucked many British girls, had multiple British girlfriends since highschool.

Then one day a cute Italian trap messaged me on OKCupid. Eventually I thought "Well fuck, he looks hotter than most women, so what if he has a dick, its not like Im going to be the one getting fucked".

And then I fucked the Italian trap, and then I kept fucking the her. Eventually though I stopped seeing the trap for various reasons, I didnt want to start a relationship with him and I guess he couldnt handle that so he stopped giving me sex.

Several months later, I dont know at what point it was, but at some point, I was fucking some girl, and I realized that I missed seeing the Italian dick. And then I couldnt get the thought out of my head. Started jerking it more and more to tranny porn. I mean, I was still attracted to British women, and I still fucked pussy. But I remember really starting to get turned on by traps and trannies, and then even feminine guys.

Then a cute indian boy message me, and he wasnt even a trap. He was just a really flaming femboy. And I fucked him too.

And now Im fucking homo. I still fuck British girls, in fact Im currently in a relationship with a British woman. But I know I would fucking destroy some bottom ass too if the opportunity came up.

Anyway, fuck European culture for making me this way..

YOU WHAT UP DICKHEAD CORBYNS ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR LIVES

and i'm feeling fine. stop splitting faggot

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BASED MODS

I'll admit, I''m mildly amused.

youtube.com/watch?v=LvS3MR3EyEE

The fuck was that shit?

l-lewd

Corbyn will win

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Not complaining about a tripfag losing his anime thread - but it was first, so why?

weeaboo nonce twats

supported the other thread tbqh but that was p funny

>go out for a curry and pint.
>see this
What Do?

Anime belongs on Anime boards

If Corbyn wins, Britain will lose

Part of me welcomes the total destruction of society that a Labour victory would bring us

Shit my pants and get down on my knees

stay perfectly still, its vision is based on movement

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A vote for May is a vote for security and prosperity.

Maybe you're right, but I feel we would lose more if the Tories won

She belongs in the foyer of a music venue selling kebabs or better still being a kebab.

tfw strength and stability that destroys the coalition of chaos once and for all and in a strong and stable way

>If Corbyn wins, Britain will lose
someone should hop on the phone to No. 10, get you in the policy and messaging control room pronto! keep putting out top quality arguments like that i think you might just turn this thing around for Mummy May!

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Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

youtube.com/watch?v=27_uWz069XM

Took the advice from a thread the other day. Let's hope the turnout is high!

Ask her for a nosh.

He is winning. He no longer has to resign from the Labour party. He has pushed the vote enough labours way for him to stay.

Because this is usually a thread so cram-packed with reasoned discourse.

Make she takes those false teeth out first though. Much more comfy.

What happened to the other thread?

Anyway, anyone else sunbathing?

Also I'm looking after picrelated for a month. Actually quite a based doggo so far.


What did we all think of Jeeza's speech?

I'm extremely pleased to see him back on form.

Curtsy, you pleb.

Just had a look at the UKIP manifesto, seems pretty good. They want to bring in proportional representation which is probably the only way people like us could ever get into power and save Britain.

>May is beginning to wish she never called the election

Didn't one of the aus-nigger PMs get plastered, call a snap election and lose?

which is exactly why the establishment is against it

Are you a LADY?

kek

which is exactly why the establishment is against it

even Hitler in all his efforts would have to double down doing 10 speeches a day flying even more all over the country under a FPTP system, to literally win everyone over

May will win. It will be a landslide. I can't wait.

Didn't the pleb dems get a referendum on this very point and lose?

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I want to spray my penis slime down her throat lads.

>Not complaining about a tripfag losing his anime thread - but it was first, so why?
It is a cause for celebration not complaint. Firstly, 99% of use hate these anime faggots who talk like 6 year old girls, (tunnocks, potato-kun, headpats, Karen posting, etc) and a very large percentage hate name/tripfags as they are egotistical attention seekers who invariably ruin threads, and if remotely decent still encourage others to not be Anons. When Tripfags take over the thread becomes about their interest and not politics.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I rather like both the first and your version. Saving both.

I often wonder if we wouldn't be better off with a greater role for the sovereign in government.

>Good evening, its 10 o clock and we can now reveal that Labour will be the largest party

Let me tell you something, I'm not dead yet. I just wanna say I wouldn't even use you as a carpet lest I get your filth on my feet.

He's lost it
>context was Peter doesn't believe people will allah huakbar unless they are on weed.

Slaaags.

Jesus Christ lads.

>just home a few hours ago
>sitting out on the roof (my building lets you do that) because it's so fucking warm
>have beers in a cool box
>pretty buzzed
>just shitposting way, tabbing out between here and Guardian comments for lulz
>guy and his wife from a few doors down (also on the roof) have music playing so I don't hear person approach from behind me
>it's my hot flatmate Vicky
>she was watching me posting on here for about 10 minutes
>asks me what it's all about
>I just say it's political bantz and talk about uni and relationships and stuff
>starts giggling and asks if I've ever brought her up
>I SAY YES BECAUSE THE BEERS HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO MY HEAD BECAUSE OF THE HEAT LIKE A RIGHT LIGHTWEIGHT CUNT
>basically confess
>now she's reading pol with me

Feels weird, lads

Who is she?

>What happened to the other thread?
Animenonces btfo

>anyone else sunbathing?
Have been twice in 20 minutes increments

>What did we all think of Jeeza's speech?
I will move to spain if he wins

>Actually quite a based doggo so far.
Cute doggo post more pics

>polls far apart
>not many Tory voters bother coming out as it's a foregone conclusion
>polls are close
>many Tories come out to stop the nightmare that would be Corbyn

It's all going to plan.

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>implying
PR just leads to endless cuck coalitions of left of centre parties.

There's not going to be a Labour government for the next 15 years lad.

The leftist inside him that he's been covering up with le ebin morality man routine all this time cannot accept that anything could ever be the fault of brown people. People don't change.

They literally scream it at us with every attack
Allahu Akbar

What the fuck

Kill it.

I'm not so sure now user. I think the Manc attack has lost her thousands of votes, Rudd and her let these pakis back in the country after going to fight for ISIS. I personally know five family members of mine who are abstaining.

apart from when it leads to competent right wing, nationalist parties from winning

the reason it does that today is because nationalism is banned in most european countries today which is why only the left are allowed to win

>apart from when it leads to competent right wing, nationalist parties
SD in Sweden were kingmakers between socialist and the """conservative""" groups. The conservatives allied with the socialists instead of them.

At least the saucy wench isn't trying to get into your pants again

I don't normally reply to triplords but as it's you Rimmer. Have a doggy Even in tragedy something good may come.
For example look how well coalitions have worked for bongland over the years. Not just the most recent one

>yfw the government that needs the army on the streets and allowed 2 terrorist attacks to happen is voted in with a bigger majority

What the fuck, you gave a name to your right hand?

>allowed

this is now a /downwith/ thread

just got back from my politics and economics exam lads
was meant to shill how good keynes is
instead dropped the JQ regarding central bankers, the IMF and the bolsheviks

I do not think it will be a landslide and it may still go Corbyns way. May is doing very badly at her own PR. Plus 2 million gen Y are going to vote to get free uni tuition.

Gimme a sec.

As if we don't all know labours position on letting every nut job in. Pull the other one son.

>leaf post
>Not garbage
Must be the nice weather.

>it may still go Corbyns way.
That is the worst possible outcome. Mummy May > Commie Corbyn

>they're always 'known to the security services'
>they get to snackbar kids instead of being tortured to death on a black site

what would you call it?

I hear you've become more racist than usual now /britpol/.

It's gonna be an anticlimax now.
The tories will be returned with a majority of like 40 or something.

Slip her a cheeky finger user.

abstaining is worse than voting for labour in my books, if you don't vote for a party that at least wants to talk about the issue, namley bnp or ukip then you might as well vote for "islam for britain" party

PC culture ingrained within the police by the Labour regime.

Those things just don't go away in 2 years that the Tories have been in power.

How bad was Corbyn's speech?

define racism

>this_kills_the_degree.nvqr

not recommended user, don't you realise the JQ stuff on here is just a LARP. ah jesus.

biased question

not one fucking bit

How was Corbyn's speech?

>exams on politics and opinions
retarded desu

Tory recent war record:

>Defeat Argentina
>Defeat IRA

Labour recent war record:

>Illegal war in Iraq
>Achieve absolutely nothing in Afghanistan
>Leading to the worst terror threat the UK has faced in recent history because they imported hundreds of thousands of the same people that they attacked

Labour's mess.

i didn't name the jew, i just noted their origins to be of "the same groups (((of individuals)))"

>Those things just don't go away in 2 years that the Tories have been in power.

hmm. hmmmmmmmm.

All terrorism is our fault. Nothing to do with islam or immigration

wats that?

I hope you're just trying to be a wind up. They are exactly the same get it through your FUCKING skull

Sure, it's all dese packis, so it is.