cheeky reminder that we are being monitored by those dirty little shills at all times
Anthony James
This was made first you bell end
Ryder Robinson
ffs we already have a thread
stop thread splitting
Austin Murphy
You know I thought I was British. Fucked many British girls, had multiple British girlfriends since highschool.
Then one day a cute Italian trap messaged me on OKCupid. Eventually I thought "Well fuck, he looks hotter than most women, so what if he has a dick, its not like Im going to be the one getting fucked".
And then I fucked the Italian trap, and then I kept fucking the her. Eventually though I stopped seeing the trap for various reasons, I didnt want to start a relationship with him and I guess he couldnt handle that so he stopped giving me sex.
Several months later, I dont know at what point it was, but at some point, I was fucking some girl, and I realized that I missed seeing the Italian dick. And then I couldnt get the thought out of my head. Started jerking it more and more to tranny porn. I mean, I was still attracted to British women, and I still fucked pussy. But I remember really starting to get turned on by traps and trannies, and then even feminine guys.
Then a cute indian boy message me, and he wasnt even a trap. He was just a really flaming femboy. And I fucked him too.
And now Im fucking homo. I still fuck British girls, in fact Im currently in a relationship with a British woman. But I know I would fucking destroy some bottom ass too if the opportunity came up.
Anyway, fuck European culture for making me this way..
Jose Myers
YOU WHAT UP DICKHEAD CORBYNS ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR LIVES
Not complaining about a tripfag losing his anime thread - but it was first, so why?
Jonathan Hill
weeaboo nonce twats
Charles Parker
supported the other thread tbqh but that was p funny
Hudson James
>go out for a curry and pint. >see this What Do?
Chase Davis
Anime belongs on Anime boards
Aiden Lewis
If Corbyn wins, Britain will lose
Part of me welcomes the total destruction of society that a Labour victory would bring us
Jayden Green
Shit my pants and get down on my knees
Kevin Martinez
stay perfectly still, its vision is based on movement
Luke Mitchell
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Benjamin Foster
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Jace Price
A vote for May is a vote for security and prosperity.
Oliver Rodriguez
Maybe you're right, but I feel we would lose more if the Tories won
Kayden Williams
She belongs in the foyer of a music venue selling kebabs or better still being a kebab.
Lincoln Howard
tfw strength and stability that destroys the coalition of chaos once and for all and in a strong and stable way
Dominic Mitchell
>If Corbyn wins, Britain will lose someone should hop on the phone to No. 10, get you in the policy and messaging control room pronto! keep putting out top quality arguments like that i think you might just turn this thing around for Mummy May!
Levi Anderson
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Ryan Hill
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.
Took the advice from a thread the other day. Let's hope the turnout is high!
Hudson Torres
Ask her for a nosh.
Levi Richardson
He is winning. He no longer has to resign from the Labour party. He has pushed the vote enough labours way for him to stay.
Ian Murphy
Because this is usually a thread so cram-packed with reasoned discourse.
Alexander Cook
Make she takes those false teeth out first though. Much more comfy.
Adrian Butler
What happened to the other thread?
Anyway, anyone else sunbathing?
Also I'm looking after picrelated for a month. Actually quite a based doggo so far.
What did we all think of Jeeza's speech?
I'm extremely pleased to see him back on form.
David Anderson
Curtsy, you pleb.
Easton Robinson
Just had a look at the UKIP manifesto, seems pretty good. They want to bring in proportional representation which is probably the only way people like us could ever get into power and save Britain.
Josiah Gomez
>May is beginning to wish she never called the election
Alexander Ortiz
Didn't one of the aus-nigger PMs get plastered, call a snap election and lose?
Luke Ross
which is exactly why the establishment is against it
Camden Moore
Are you a LADY?
Connor Foster
kek
William Bailey
which is exactly why the establishment is against it
even Hitler in all his efforts would have to double down doing 10 speeches a day flying even more all over the country under a FPTP system, to literally win everyone over
Hunter Thomas
May will win. It will be a landslide. I can't wait.
Ayden Watson
Didn't the pleb dems get a referendum on this very point and lose?
Cooper Adams
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Wyatt Hall
I want to spray my penis slime down her throat lads.
Elijah Cruz
>Not complaining about a tripfag losing his anime thread - but it was first, so why? It is a cause for celebration not complaint. Firstly, 99% of use hate these anime faggots who talk like 6 year old girls, (tunnocks, potato-kun, headpats, Karen posting, etc) and a very large percentage hate name/tripfags as they are egotistical attention seekers who invariably ruin threads, and if remotely decent still encourage others to not be Anons. When Tripfags take over the thread becomes about their interest and not politics.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Matthew Sanders
I rather like both the first and your version. Saving both.
I often wonder if we wouldn't be better off with a greater role for the sovereign in government.
Jacob White
>Good evening, its 10 o clock and we can now reveal that Labour will be the largest party
Josiah Reed
Let me tell you something, I'm not dead yet. I just wanna say I wouldn't even use you as a carpet lest I get your filth on my feet.
Jacob Morales
He's lost it >context was Peter doesn't believe people will allah huakbar unless they are on weed.
Caleb Adams
Slaaags.
Oliver Gonzalez
Jesus Christ lads.
>just home a few hours ago >sitting out on the roof (my building lets you do that) because it's so fucking warm >have beers in a cool box >pretty buzzed >just shitposting way, tabbing out between here and Guardian comments for lulz >guy and his wife from a few doors down (also on the roof) have music playing so I don't hear person approach from behind me >it's my hot flatmate Vicky >she was watching me posting on here for about 10 minutes >asks me what it's all about >I just say it's political bantz and talk about uni and relationships and stuff >starts giggling and asks if I've ever brought her up >I SAY YES BECAUSE THE BEERS HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO MY HEAD BECAUSE OF THE HEAT LIKE A RIGHT LIGHTWEIGHT CUNT >basically confess >now she's reading pol with me
Feels weird, lads
Lucas Ross
Who is she?
Adam Powell
>What happened to the other thread? Animenonces btfo
>anyone else sunbathing? Have been twice in 20 minutes increments
>What did we all think of Jeeza's speech? I will move to spain if he wins
>Actually quite a based doggo so far. Cute doggo post more pics
Carter Perez
>polls far apart >not many Tory voters bother coming out as it's a foregone conclusion >polls are close >many Tories come out to stop the nightmare that would be Corbyn
It's all going to plan.
Luis Young
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Brody Thompson
>implying PR just leads to endless cuck coalitions of left of centre parties.
Hudson Hall
There's not going to be a Labour government for the next 15 years lad.
Ryder Martinez
The leftist inside him that he's been covering up with le ebin morality man routine all this time cannot accept that anything could ever be the fault of brown people. People don't change.
Dylan Roberts
They literally scream it at us with every attack Allahu Akbar
What the fuck
David Davis
Kill it.
Jackson Cooper
I'm not so sure now user. I think the Manc attack has lost her thousands of votes, Rudd and her let these pakis back in the country after going to fight for ISIS. I personally know five family members of mine who are abstaining.
Nathan Wood
apart from when it leads to competent right wing, nationalist parties from winning
the reason it does that today is because nationalism is banned in most european countries today which is why only the left are allowed to win
Lucas Peterson
>apart from when it leads to competent right wing, nationalist parties SD in Sweden were kingmakers between socialist and the """conservative""" groups. The conservatives allied with the socialists instead of them.
Angel Price
At least the saucy wench isn't trying to get into your pants again
Charles Torres
I don't normally reply to triplords but as it's you Rimmer. Have a doggy Even in tragedy something good may come. For example look how well coalitions have worked for bongland over the years. Not just the most recent one
Liam Parker
>yfw the government that needs the army on the streets and allowed 2 terrorist attacks to happen is voted in with a bigger majority
Dominic Price
What the fuck, you gave a name to your right hand?
Connor Richardson
>allowed
Austin Davis
this is now a /downwith/ thread
Brody Thompson
just got back from my politics and economics exam lads was meant to shill how good keynes is instead dropped the JQ regarding central bankers, the IMF and the bolsheviks
Thomas Barnes
I do not think it will be a landslide and it may still go Corbyns way. May is doing very badly at her own PR. Plus 2 million gen Y are going to vote to get free uni tuition.
Christian Perez
Gimme a sec.
Dylan Thompson
As if we don't all know labours position on letting every nut job in. Pull the other one son.
Dominic Richardson
>leaf post >Not garbage Must be the nice weather.
Isaiah Campbell
>it may still go Corbyns way. That is the worst possible outcome. Mummy May > Commie Corbyn
Asher Morris
>they're always 'known to the security services' >they get to snackbar kids instead of being tortured to death on a black site
what would you call it?
Lincoln Lee
I hear you've become more racist than usual now /britpol/.
Carson Harris
It's gonna be an anticlimax now. The tories will be returned with a majority of like 40 or something.
Camden Gonzalez
Slip her a cheeky finger user.
Zachary Wood
abstaining is worse than voting for labour in my books, if you don't vote for a party that at least wants to talk about the issue, namley bnp or ukip then you might as well vote for "islam for britain" party
Oliver Baker
PC culture ingrained within the police by the Labour regime.
Those things just don't go away in 2 years that the Tories have been in power.
Connor Allen
How bad was Corbyn's speech?
Liam Hill
define racism
Xavier Baker
>this_kills_the_degree.nvqr
not recommended user, don't you realise the JQ stuff on here is just a LARP. ah jesus.
Jonathan Rogers
biased question
Jaxson Young
not one fucking bit
Parker Wood
How was Corbyn's speech?
Adam Reed
>exams on politics and opinions retarded desu
Jack Jones
Tory recent war record:
>Defeat Argentina >Defeat IRA
Labour recent war record:
>Illegal war in Iraq >Achieve absolutely nothing in Afghanistan >Leading to the worst terror threat the UK has faced in recent history because they imported hundreds of thousands of the same people that they attacked
Labour's mess.
Sebastian Bennett
i didn't name the jew, i just noted their origins to be of "the same groups (((of individuals)))"
Noah Sullivan
>Those things just don't go away in 2 years that the Tories have been in power.
hmm. hmmmmmmmm.
Luis Rivera
All terrorism is our fault. Nothing to do with islam or immigration
Lincoln Gonzalez
wats that?
Blake Bailey
I hope you're just trying to be a wind up. They are exactly the same get it through your FUCKING skull