Are beards degenerate?

Are beards degenerate?

Everyone started treating me with respect once I started growing a beard, but I don't know if that's because of the hipster culture here.

Some Indian guy at my takeaway place asked if I was a Muslim so I was considering shaving it off

I'm still just wondering how we evolved to even have beards.

How come chimpanzees (our common ancestors) don't have them?

Nobody ever comments on my beard. It's just a chin strap with a huge goatee. Thinking about braiding it, but that would probably look queer.

judging by your description, it already looks queer.

mine is unkept so i get some crazy looks

im sure they will respect you if it looks clean

i dont get nothing but bad looks like im a terrorsit or amish

i would say no, as long as your not part of the hipster "culture" and have physical strength to support it

Dont shave your beard cunt.
Be a man.

you look queer, probably sporting bitch tits.

Beards are honestly for low test faggots trying to conceal their feminity.
Real males rock the shadow

>asked if you were a muslim.
You should have said yes, enjoy that sweet liberal dick sucking

trim beard once or twice a week and you'll look good and won't have to shave much (or ever), which is great. nowadays a well kept beard is no problem even working in a bank.

if you can't grow a full beard, please don't, its always embarassing.
beard haters are always the guys that can't grow a proper one btw.

>2019-2
>body hair

So delicious. So nutritious. Its texture that of the finest Persian tapestry. Its fragrance akin to an eccentric cheese of le cordon bleu. My tounge wrapping gently around its entirety causing my neurons to depolarize by opening ion gated potassium channels in which calcium flows down its concentration gradient to stimulate the corpuscles on my tounge as I separate the skin from the shaft. Ever so gently I tossle his black-cock foreskin between my lips in a fashion similar to tasting a fine wine. This fine wine however is all mine :)

Fun fact: mongoloids can't grow good beards and some amerindians cannot grow facial hair at all.

Negroids also have less full beards and capoids cannot grow facial hair.

Only caucasoids and australoids can grow full beards.

I've seen some Ainu with pretty sick beards

depends on the type of beard really, and also your hair style

Exist 2 kind of people:
the ones who have beard, that are called men
and women

if it looks like a bush, trim it and brush it regularly.

a good beard is a lot of effort to upkeep

Indians hate muslims though. He probably would have shit in my food

Most people with beards these days are social justice losers, so yes.

>mfw i ironically wore a beard before they were mainstream and cool.
>mfw that makes me a literal hipster

If they think you're Muslim just for having a beard, you're clearly not white.

Yes, you must wash it twice everyday.

I sometimes like the look of having a beard but it just gets so irritating after a week of growing it, the feeling of fresh air on your face is great.
Gonna have to grow a full one forever if I go bald though >:^(