Brit/pol/ Alexander Gordon Jahans edition

>Katie Hopkins to leave LBC immediately after "Final Solution" tweet
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/katie-hopkins-to-leave-lbc-radio-immediately_uk_5927ef98e4b06f6080538666
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>Corbyn gets NEILED
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40065876
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>Corbyn Speech: UK foreign policy boosted terrorism and "Austerity has to stop at the A&E ward and at the police station door"
uk.businessinsider.com/corbyn-to-say-wars-boosted-terrorism-in-first-speech-since-manchester-attack-2017-5
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>RAF write "Love from Manchester" on ordinance
independent.co.uk/voices/raf-bomb-love-from-manchester-terrorist-attack-salman-abedi-isis-syria-conflict-not-in-my-name-a7757471.html
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>Stagflation is coming back
whatinvestment.co.uk/stagflation-coming-uk-invest-2553680/
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>BBC "factcheckers" find Police numbers cut by 18%
independent.co.uk/voices/raf-bomb-love-from-manchester-terrorist-attack-salman-abedi-isis-syria-conflict-not-in-my-name-a7757471.html
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KEYNES YES

REPORT AND IGNORE THE WEEABOO AVATARFAG THAT STUTTERS IN HIS TEXT AND SAYS SENPAI

BASED JANNY WILL DEAL WITH HIM

All experts agree there's a Labour landslide incoming.

Cuckservatives BTFO

Fucking Alexander the late. What took you so long, OP?

CORBYN IS SHIT

Why does that kid have actual breasts?

>nth for are Dick

How has he not topped himself yet?

bau

Start buying guns.

Has the actual survation poll come out yet?

Where do you get this imfo?

And the award for Goodest Goyim goes to...

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/26/experience-i-made-peace-with-my-daughters-killer

>My daughter Renske met her boyfriend Samarie on the train. She was heading from the Netherlands to Switzerland; he was an asylum seeker from Benin.

>Samarie had picked up a fire extinguisher in the hall and beaten Renske to death. When an officer tried to arrest him, he grabbed his pistol and shot him dead.

>We continue to visit and support Samarie

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Based Dick, I am now pro EU

I mean, I guess. I just don't see how you can think that in the first place, especially since socialism isn't likely to be implimented by any of the parties.
Least worst how? You say you want to vote UKIP, so I assume you're tough on things like immigration, cultural identity, that stuff. Theresa May has a record of making illegal immigration soar directly due to her cuts as home seceretary - why would you vote for her after that?

>Europe needs us
Yeah but do you need them? Spain, and Greece can fuck off.

Give it to me straight lads. What are the odds of Corbyn actually winning this thing? His polls are rising and they're only going to get higher.

On tonight's show!

>Salma Hayek
>David Walliams
>Liam Payne

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34%

Looks accurate to me. Time to pack up and call it quit boys, mummy has betrayed us.

There's a scale of socialism and capitalism. Any step towards state control of resources is socialism in this sense.

>CoE clergyman
>Doctor specialising in kids
>Called Dick Rogers

Has he ever worked at the BBC?

odds on are 9/1 right now,

Labour would raise immigration even more and bankrupt the country

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Had a nightmare about being in Nazi Germany, waiting to go a kind of passport control where you had to declare anything that might be interpreted as Jewishness. I was stuck with this overriding terror that if I lied it meant death but if I declared it probably meant death too.
Then I woke up and thanked the almighty fuck it wasn't real for me. Except I'm still fucked. I either have to trust the government, whose rhetoric and policies have shown they'd sooner piss on my grave, or I trust my family, who aren't in much of a position to help me if they would, or I can trust me, except all logic and reason suggests there is nothing I can do to help this situation.
Vote tactically, vote smart and get the conservatives out on June the 9th. Don't let the fucking jackboots dictate the future.

>they're only going to get higher.
Nope

lads why the hate on keynes do you stupid kiddies not understand economics? fucking low iq sub humans, take econ 101

Christ. So shit, and it somehow got worse now that he does an American-style 'funny 10-minute round up of the week' bit at the start.

Redpill me on Alexander Jahans lad.

I've just switched on one of his videos. The only extraordinary thing about him is the way he looks, what he's saying isn't that much different from the remoaners.

denmark coming in with the bantz

DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL ISLAND.
DRIVE THEM OUT!

Reckon tories will still pull through but labour wont be smashed the way everyone was expecting. May fucked up with the manifesto.

Shan't be watching that

>RACE WAR STARTED
youtube.com/watch?v=VQK4ZZOmAk0
MUSLIMS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Why?

>families have been ripped apart by nihilistic and meaningless destructive forces within our own society
>instead of sympathy, millions on social media echo chambers parrot bullshit about carrying on as normal and continuing our way of life and completely ignore the pain this has caused communities

>the only reason these RL memes are being spread is because our government wants to distract us from the fact they're protecting us with an insufficient police force, our PM has been failing in her various responsibilities to British society for 7 years, and MULTICULTURALISM DOES NOT WORK

He's low test or something

M O N S T E R F E E T

KEK THE FIRE RISES BROTHER

That would explain the breasts.

The yougov poll is an outlier. It'll probably settle to a 8-12% tory lead and then they'll get a majority of about 50-70 or something.

Keynes understood little of economics. He didn't even understand what economics was. Positivists get the helicopters first.

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Now look at this tweet

What were they spraying?

>Mfw I could vote for him if I wanted to

boiling pork fat

what is he doing?

How does it feel brit/pol/?
How hard did you JUST

What was he spraying at them?

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go to bed manlet. Migrating from Sup Forums to /lit/ to Sup Forums hasn't made you any more lickable.

Probably just water.

Genuine Question. Had anybody here heard of this Grande singer before the Manchester event? I gather she's some ex-Disney star? I'd never heard of her before, so who is she as famous as?

he cracked a cold one open with the lads

>Keynes understood little of economics

Britpol everyone

I get that bit, I mean. I just don't understand why the hatred of state control exists - is it the idea of a slipperly slope? We do have votes every few years which would let anyone who dislikes the way it's going to have their say, after all.
On the first point, I have only a little knowlege. Would it not be that they would raise EU immigration, ie the kind that we want because it would be people from relatively similar cultures?
On the second point, how so? It's not as if any of the public benefits from the arms deals to the sauds, and there's very little we can do at this point anyway.
I remind you of the 80% share in the NHS' blood plasma source that was sold for some £230m in 2013, then sold on by the buyer for some £820m just last year. I simply can't see labour doing something quite like that, and "not selling everything for a pittance" is the antithesis to the tory ideal, is it not?

Her porn name is Goldie Rush

I don't think I could be clinically depressed or otherwise in need of mood stabilization and function half as well as I am able.

I have mild Autism, Kallman's Syndrome, Growth Hormone Deficiency, Piles, Cataracts, Rhinitis, Anosmia and Regular nosebleeds. I am faced with being reliant on government benefits to keep a roof over my head at a time when the government keeps tripping people up and giving them unfair sanctions. I am bored out of my mind, lonely, tired, in pain and frequently aggravated by the stupidity and sadism of the world.

My problem is not that I am mentally unwell and in need of treatment. My problem is that my life just fucking sucks. The fact I am still here two years on from the winter I dreaded would kill me, despite the fact that things got much worse than I predicted is testament to how strong my mind is and how much I underestimate it.

Unfortunately individual will and intellect isn't enough.

He was good in Father Ted - that's it.

Fire literally rising
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Holy shit those are some nice cans.

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SHINY NOCTOWL

Can't tell if this kiddy cunt expects to be taken seriously, no wonder people disengage from politics and modern affairs.

>Migrating from Sup Forums to /lit/
Yeah no

He understood even less about how the state behaves. May as well have put Apple in charge of the currency supply.

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The only tripfag that offers a fucking service you ingrate twats!

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Nickelodeon TV star who can sing. That's pretty much it, she's adored because of her TV show and now singing by little girls.

Reminder Lewis Hamilton's cock is balls deep inside Barbara Palvin right now

is this a new pasta?

Heard of her, never listed

Going to get a couple of drinks. What shall I get, lads?

I was thinking Whiskey but it's a bit much tonight to be honest. Coupla tinnies?

The only pokemon that fits the description of jews is pic related and muzzies would be voltorb? Specially the poked ex that states when many of them get grouped together they might spontaneously bursting
The rest are kawaii pokemon

What happened to Nicole Whatshername?

oh shit so that image actually was true wow

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Water. Thank yourself tomorrow.

It works. Just not for you. It is great for Non-British living in England.

Too hot for drinking lad have a nice Redbush Tea and an early night I think

4 pack of red stripe will do you right lad

was going to put a tenner on labour to win at 18/1 a while ago but couldn't be arsed and now they're 7/1

this is like missing out on trump all over again

he's abit of a nob, she binned him.

Are you a bot?
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/26/experience-i-made-peace-with-my-daughters-killer

What's a muslim taxi???

>lickable
Lickable?

IT'S STARTED

Don't drink alcohol, it's almost as bad as cannabis.

>On the first point, I have only a little knowlege
Corbyn refuses whenever asked to say immigration should be lowered and labour MPs are often full on SJW open borders types who love endless immigrants.
On the economy the tories have been retarded with some privatisations under Cameron/Osbourne but May has shifted them to the centre economically. I still trust them way more than the party which wants to borrow, tax and spend endlessly until we go bankrupt.
Would rather a UKIP gov desu, but they're sadly fucked.

>Denmark

tripfags all want to be licked, foreverially.

First time I heard of her was from a Sup Forums post.
An user described how this scene would play out in today's Simpsons:

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGu3ZLh3lXM

>lisa: that's right boys, a girl wants to play!
>flanders: well i don't know, the bible doesn't support the interaction of boys and girls in sports
>bart: yeah lisa, besides, won't these pig skins offend you? oink oink!
>milhouse: look guys, it's ariana grande! what's she doing here
>ariana: I'm just here to say that girls can be every bit as good as boys *does a somersault into a cartwheel and kicks milhouse in the face*
>milhouse: my glasses!
>flanders: well gosh darn it, i'm convinced
>lisa: but i can't support playing sports with pigskins, can i?
>ariana: here you go lisa, it's a 100% synthetic football and all profits go towards supporting planned parenthood clinics
>lisa: wow thanks ariana!
>ariana: no problem lisa. now, who wants to hear my latest single?
>everyone: we do!
>bart: i guess chicks can be cool sometimes

A taxi driven by a muslim

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How does this make you feel? Looks like Mummy May will be gone in either result.

Based Keith will save Britain