/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EASY D EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES - follow #POTUSAbroad
>Pres Trump has lunch @G7 5/26/17
youtu.be/cDS9E7YrKHg
>Pres Trump meets w/best bro Abe 5/26/17
youtu.be/va1ezTo2c0s
>Pres Trump Tours G7 Summit/Taormina, Scicily 5/26/17
youtu.be/kJPEVVKaea4
>Pres Trump arrives at G7 5/26/17
youtu.be/L7Q_Mlcjx9o
>SS transfer of equipment in Italy 5/25/17
youtu.be/Ln60OeN2f-Q
>Pres Trump NATO Summit Speech 5/25/17
youtu.be/XPjC4gdckXY
>Pres Trump Abroad - Jerusalem and Bethlehem
youtu.be/41U2iVgMGBo
>Pres Trump meets w/lil macron 5/25/17
youtu.be/Wd59wUGsCi0
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
youtu.be/8AEwyWIqmAw
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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MOVEMENT

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>MAGA DRAIN THE SWAMP LOCK HER
>R House, R Senate, R WH, R Supreme Court
>Only thing being investigated is Trump's own campaign staff & administration

God Emperor on the Egyptian massacre

F (for the awoo and him)

h-help

Sisi the Egyptian leader responded by bombing six Evil Loser military bases in Libya.

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BLOWOUT CALENDAR

WEEK 18 OF TRUMP'S REIGN

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MONDAY MAY 22ND
#1. H-1B: INDUSTRY AGREES JOBS WILL RETURN TO U.S.: archive.is/qz1DQ
#2. MUH ENTITLEMENTS & GLOBAL WARMING BTFO: archive.is/bnjlq
#3. LEAKERS FOUND: archive.is/iDUUV
#4. BUILD THE WALL: archive.is/H7f5O

TUESDAY MAY 23RD
#1. LOOK AT ME: I'M THE KANG NOW: archive.is/9N83s
#2. MUSLAMIC LEADER DEPORTED: archive.is/Flbwq
#3. MANDATORY E-VERIFY: archive.is/Qgxrx
#4. TRUMP: BOMBERS ARE LOSERS: archive.is/cGApw

WEDNESDAY MAY 24TH
#1. AP BTFO: archive.is/C15h7
#2. DWS PANICS: archive.is/WLSKM
#3. GUARDIAN REPORTER BODYSLAMMED: archive.is/SFEUF
#4. TRUMP APPROVAL SURGES: archive.is/4lkJM

THURSDAY MAY 25TH
#1. BLING SEARCH: archive.is/gnxhG
#2. SOROS NGO'S: ONE DOWN: archive.is/L70pI
#3. TRAVEL BAN FINALLY HEADED TO SCOTUS: archive.is/QU0xE
#4. OBONGO NSA OVERREACH: archive.is/q0KgR

FRIDAY MAY 26TH
#1. DEMS FAIL YET ANOTHER TRUMP EFFIGY-BURNING: archive.is/GNY1I
#2. COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT: archive.is/Xq2gC
#3. DEBLASIO INSIDER ARRESTED FOR CP: archive.is/ocj5X
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BONUS:

MCMUFFIN FACING POSSIBLE CONSEQUENCES FOR LEAKING: archive.is/w8532

n-no

Do you want to meet at hairport and leave to U.S.

Good

Awoo and DEPORT THE ROUGE JANNIE!

sorry that the EU fucked you

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You need a new prime minister, a strong prime minister.

Read that in Malcolm McDowell's voice

In for impeachment, very soon!

twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/868146580624470016

>self-liking jew

Amazing. Goodly done user.

Let me guess, mummy May doesn't want to gut them or deport their asses?

Just be more tolerant.

>Losers get BTFO'D by Trump
Great response

Threewater is only a matter of time

AMERICA NO!

>Leafs

>Fellow white people
>self liking Jew
Our caricatures from 2014 are now real, brochachos.

PART AND
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Just trigger them and make them explode in Scotland.

What did she mean by this?

#only23000Muslims

Let's make things clear, Maggie and all other MSM sycophants:

State your Sources or Suffer the Slam

Tell me more about news item 4.

Don't worry, democrats are trying to take them in so they can kill Christians.

in a small country

cant wait to watch europe get BTFO and then we have to save the day again with the russians.

JOHN NO!!!!! YOUR WELSH WAYS WILL DRAW TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO US!!!

>normie soccer moms wearing shirts like this now

>CAIRO (AP) — Officials say Egyptian fighter jets have struck militant bases in eastern Libya in response to attack on Christians.

Egypt or whoever can should just conquer that shit hole of a land that's now totally FUBAR after Gaddafi got kicked out.

Hopefully Egypt since isn't their government military government right now, the islamic ragheads need a strong leader to show them force so they don't go exploding round the area

Any faggot who freaked out because of that "happy ramadan memo" is either a fucking idiot or a shill

Tumblr is triggered by Trump existing again

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Nu sample is in for a more subdued maga lion, we liek?

But most of the time Muslims kill liberal degenerates.

why exactly is he a democrat? could we get him to defect?

(((Schindler))) is controlled opposition.

invade me Herr emperor

>we have to save the day

We're on the verge of becoming Brazil, fucktard.

Donald Trump is going to eat TWO SCOOPS of im-peach-mint icecream.

More like always fapping

you just know

from this tweet

twitter.com/youngvulgarian/status/868035758527053825

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I heard he is old democrat, a dinosaur relic of a past that once was but, is no more.

Yummy

It's a dream come true. Also, if mommy is in this thread, hmu bb.

You don't trust Professor Dickpics?

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Like Pat Caddell then

He's a JFK Democrat like Manchin.

First things first: I would, damn I would everyday
Second: please stop advertising this place. Nothing good will ever come from attracting even more newfags. Send them to Reddit instead

So, KKK?

He is a JFK Democrat. Not a Marx Democrat. They used to be called "Blue dogs" or "Reagan Democrats"

>lol average white people in power

Do we feel in charge?

Especially after that bullshit they pulled on the bus, luckily Egyptian PM is a good dude. We wore the veil for the Pope NOT the Mudslime dopes remember that guys.

Od jednog saveznika NATO-a u drugi, gospodine predsjednika, molim te, zgrabite moju maca.

>From one NATO ally to another, Mr President, please grab my pussy.

Ah, nevermind

>A smug Trump

Fukkin saved!

Heh they finally caught Drumpf. Thought he might last a bit like Nixon but he's so incompetent they get him even before 6 months.

in the same way that Pat Buchanan and Trump left the republican party, we could get him to defect for "the new Trump movement as his party fails to address the concerns of ordinary Americans and not the liberal elite etc etc" we might want to contact him formally

I fully expect RWDS to unironically be supported by normies.

Hahaha silly right wint nazis! You are so blind to the truth!

Trump is a russian spy and he will be impeached!!!! Jump ship now so you don't look so silly!

I swear I'm not a Welsh shill.

Just send all the blacks in the first wave.

It's not Trump that's attracting all the miring, it's Melania as well. Pic related

It's been a long time since I said that about any women but: hell no! Too old!
(The French lady of course. Melania, let's just say my fear of Manafort and respect for Trump override any other feeling I might have)

C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER

>sells weapons and does satanic rituals in saudi arabia
>goes to pray at the wailing wall
>bombs syrian troops twice
>creates international insitution for fighting 'extremists' with the saudis and kikes
Why does Sup Forums still support this zio-puppet?

>not being a Welsh shill
On a related note for anyone that doesnt know, John Rhys-Davies is are guy. I hear Thatcher herself Thatchered him

>French mom checking out Melania's twins

Also, 20 year old tradition. Yeah, that's Bill Clinton.

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The Simpsons hasn't been funny in 20 years. Even Trump skits from SNL got more laughs from me than that.

Will Trump get impeached before or after he ends up being divorced by his ugly illegal wife?

At least he always has his daughter's to fall back on.. or into rather.. HA

The parties are not aligned with their respective constituents anymore. The right falls into more of a Nationalist party and the left falls into more of a Socialist/Communist party.

Can't wait to hear the explosion from the Muslims in response to this.

>being this mad

>24 christians killed
>Literally nothing in Sup Forums except for one thread that died

>Especially after that bullshit they pulled on the bus, luckily Egyptian PM is a good dude. We wore the veil for the Pope NOT the Mudslime dopes remember that guys.
Is he a moslembrother tho?

Holy shit. Looks like they threw the book at him. Will still probably get off with probation.

AWOO WILL LIVE FOREVER

Deus Vult!
Sorry, but America First. Help yourselves. Stop letting yourselves be cucked and stop allowing dissent to be censored.

She's probably checking out Melania's belt and noting that it sits properly on her. Whereas the belt on Skeletor is hardly hanging on.

How did she Thatchered him?

Calm down there, sport.

which is exactly why Jim Webb is a perfect way to sway any remaining democrat loyalists who are older and white, "hey look the party of JFK is gone, people like Jim Webb are moving to the republican party, the dems are so far left now"

I wonder who Bannon is picking for his street fighter team. Based on this week events I think it will be the bodyslamming representative, AKA Guile

Portubro, have higher standards man, age isn't always beauty...

>mfw Trump's "evil losers" is actually a legitimate delegitimization campaign against IS propaganda.

Last I heard he was out on the lamb. Did he finally get tired of not being able to virtue signal to his friends and turn himself in or did they catch him?

Egyptian President struck back and 80 relatives of ISIS were killed. A response is better than doing nothing like what happened in manchester

Hey the same Maggie "Clinton-Friendly" Haberman from Podesta's emails who loved teeing up Dem propaganda as real journalism.

I see a stone cold stunner in her future

Nazi!