Pretend that Islam is actually true.
Do you want to go to heaven?
Or would you rather burn in hell than accept Islam? You would be spending eternity with anti islam figures like Donald Trump, Vlad the Impaler, Pope Urban II, Radovan Karadžić, Pol Pot, etc.
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Even if pisslam is true, I'm not going to die. Immortality will soon be in our grasp
Obviously, if it were true, I would accept it. But Islam isn't. That's like saying, "Pretend getting fucked in the ass makes you straight. Would you be a fag or would you accept cock in your ass as a straight man?"
Heaven for a qt Muslim grill with sexy feet and a big butt
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Yes I'd rather burn in hell
What kind of creator would send his own child in hell for not beliving bullshit such as rivers of honey and yogurt, and not mention cocaine or other American goodies
I'd rather burn in hell with Hitler, Sagan and Buddah as we maybe get our hand on some avocados and cocaine.
Ok now pretend you have to drink acid to live. Would you?
I can't force myself to become evil. Therefore, I'd burn in hell forever.
So much live stock inferences
Animal husbandry when?
>pisslam
heh
Look what the old testament says.
Good that mohammed was a pedo eh????
Rava said that this is what the mishna is saying: An adult man who engaged in intercourse with a minor girl less than three years old has done nothing, as intercourse with a girl less than three years old is tantamount to poking a finger into the eye. In the case of an eye, after a tear falls from it another tear forms to replace it. Similarly, the ruptured hymen of the girl younger than three is restored. And a young boy who engaged in intercourse with an adult woman renders her as one whose hymen was ruptured by wood. And with regard to the case of a woman whose hymen was ruptured by wood itself, there is a dispute between Rabbi Meir and the Rabbis. Rabbi Meir maintains that her marriage contract is two hundred dinars, and the Rabbis maintain that it is one hundred dinars.
Educate yourselfs about religions
look your god before jesus
All desert-peoples and desert-books need to be sent back to the desert.
>implying this list isn't the best list
First off WTF do you mean, giving crap from the Jewish holy books Talmud has nothing to do with the Old testament that is shared with the Christians
Might I remind that Sup Forums is a christian board
>The so-called "Old Testament" is a Christian reference to the Jewish sacred scriptures, referred to by Jews by its acronym as TaNaKh.
In the Jewish tradition, this consists of three groups of books: 1) the "Ta" stands for Torah, the first five "Books of Moses Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy.
No religion on earth who has had GOD speak on a Prophet has ever revelead information which wasn't already known to the people that created that religion.
Thus there are plently of religions around Cocaine in South America
AND NON created in the middle east (any abrahim religion) that MENTIONS COCAINE
SO why would an all mighty , all powerful, all knowing GOD promise Mohammad and muslims rivers of honey and yogurt.
God tells Mohammed everything but doesn't tells him about Lamas and avocados.
Talmud is jewish word for old testment and christian bible removed this verses
KILL MULSIMS NOW!!!
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Porn used to be VERBOTEN on my beloved Sup Forums
>t. Lifelong footfag
send me to hell.
at least i would be amongst friends.
>Christians were smart enough to remove crap from the Old testament
You don't say...
That part is not shared with the Christian Bible, so why mention it?
There are plently of things that Both Christians and Jews get from Zoroastrians, such as the creation myth and much more.
Both jews/christians happily removed the fucked up things from it, such as leaving your dead in the dessert and allowing them to get desscretead by necrofrags.
Improving on something much older then both that had some good elements
tl;dr
Jews wrote some fucked up shit
Christians improve upon it
According to Mohammad you go straight to heaven if you die in Jihad.
Greetings, brother
If allah wants me to go to hell because I ate bacon and didn't praise him the right way x times a day, then fuck allah and fuck his heaven. Same with any other god.
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Remove god words and doing so eternal fire awaits u
I am actually stumbling over this question surprisingly. I mean, Allah is basically a raging bastard who makes absolutely no sense or reason. I think Muhammad had a little too much sun when he wrote that damn book. I'd rather go to Allah's deprivation chamber where you get no 72 smelly hairy Arab virgin pussies.