/CPD/ CHICAGO SCANNER MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND KICK OFF EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Open]

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Good evening Roberts. Get comfy for the shit show memorial day weekend

Woman called boyfriend feeling suicidal

Now a man says he is suicidal will shoot or stab himself.

Back to back suicide threats?

> boyfriend hit girlfriend with a gun

That's not how this works

Third suicidal persons call. What is going on.

What does "slow it down mean"

> Robbery in progress

Good evening roberts

Ah, gor bless 'ee, Robert. This is my favourite part of the night. Let the niggardry begin!

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Bumping. We're sliding hard, below half-way. Any material to contribute, fire it in.

Of course it was Adams

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>mosque
>plenty of curb parking

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lol

We have two Robert threads going. I suggest migrating here because there are more bingo cards kek

Was just about to post this.

Good call, Robert. *salutes*

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WTF, dispatch has a call center in Bangladesh now?

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Hello gentlemen, top of the evening to you Roberts

Top of the evening to you too, Robert.

3 homicides yesterday? The one day I missed