Redpill me on drinking

just bought a 30 rack and debating wether or not to drink it


im depressed and alcohol numbs my pain but I have been trying to get in shape and alcohol is horrible for you physically

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I buy one of these every 3 days. Being an adult sucks and after work all I want to do is get drunk and laugh at shit on Sup Forums.

>drinking 30 beers
come on m8, have 5-8 beers, but not 30
30 is way too many

Drink until youre stupid and regret it in the morniing. Itll do your soul good.

Listen to music

Drink them all if you want to be fat like me!

this, just stop drinking that weak hangover piss, if youre going to drink garbage go all in and get smashed on some mickeys or 211

Im getting fit too. How far along are you?

Who woulda thought Wayne was an alchoholic. . .

> drinking shit beer
No wonder yer depressed

That Natty Ice is shit-tier beer, but it packs a nice buzz.

The 25 ounce can costs 99 cents around here. Slam two of them in a row, and you get a righteous buss.

I was going to mow tard today but then I had some rum and since I'm a lightweight I got nauseous and weak and threw up. Only finished the front yard.
Today was a good day, thought it was Saturday most of the day.

But natty ice? At least buy some non shit beer.

This.
Good beer doesnt come in piles of 30

You're an alcoholic. Stop drinking. Never drink again.

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STOP IT

You can get a liter of white rum for $8, I buy aristocrat brand tastes way better than bacardi to me.

I also found kool-aid makes a better chaser than soda, has lower calories and more water in it. you can drink down a shot with 2 shots of kool-aid in it and not even taste it, and I never feel hungover since it's white liquor and I'm getting plenty of water

also, yeah alcohol can make you fat, but beer is going to do that way worse than a little liquor. I've gone from working my ass off, 10-15+ miles a day of walking, to being on my ass with a bad back and knees, and after adjusting my diet i'm fine. I'll drink maybe a half liter of that rum and a half gallon of kool-aid every evening and i'm losing that initial weight gain that packed on quick, and i'm lucky to walk 3-4mi a week now

fuck do i know this feel

>tfw 24 year old junior accountant alcoholic spending friday night on Sup Forums drunk because you guys just get it

30 ok of that shit is basically the most alcoholic efficient choice possible. It will have you convulsing until you pop one of those shit cans open warm and suck it down like a who're on dick

intelligence dulling agent and poor tax all in one

>chaser
>are you like a girl user?

Alcohol raises eostrogen and decreases testosterone.

I don't drink I have 22 years of combined sobriety. Cookies made me fat.

How is it not more effiecient to buy like 6 tall cans of 211? You probably won't even finish it and if you do you'll be more drunk than if you decided taking 30 pisses was a good idea. Natty Ice = I gotta take a piss every can.

fuck off anti weed anti everything no fun small cock irish manlet fatty

>tfw to intelligent to need more than 1 beer to get shitfaced

i gave up drinking for lent (40 days) and lost almost 30 lbs. I was drinking a lot before that, though.

Why do people waste their time with this shit if you want to get drunk? Buy a bottle of 151 and get it done quick.

That's cool, nice pool btw, I'm a little jelly.

When I try to drown out pain I want to drink or eat bad food. I try to divert my pain to cigarettes or working out. I only smoke cigs when stressed.

Drink it. Im here with you.

One of the worst habits to fall into.

damn weed addicts sure are defensive. he didn't even say anything about weed

It's okay, OP.

But, simply from a financial standpoint, why don't buy regular beer. Locally, an 18-pack of Rolling Rock goes for $9. If anything, it'll save you like 30% on piss trips.

Drinking is redpilled. Long island iced tea is the drink of choice for redpills

Bottle of Jim Beam here. Definitely also feeling the depression. But just remember all alcohol does is kick the can down the road while giving you temporary relief. It's the liberal politics of solving problems

Vodka Martini

yes on 211 - high gravity :)

If you have no responsibilities and have nothing to do the next day, drink it.

Also make sure to drink some water to stay hidrated. Also don't forget consuming large amounts of beer can mess up your stomach and give you bad shits later, like you will go take a shit for more than six times a day lol. Otherwise cheers fag.

user drinking is weak.

I got a DUI and quit drinking, lost 20 pounds like nothing.

Its a vicious cycle. You feel like shit because you drink. Be stronger, I know you can be if you listen to yourself.

Do one simple task tomorrow that you know you can get done, even if its just taking out the trash. You start doing more of these life improvements and you will feel naturally happy.

Drinking is like treating sickness with poison. You're better without it.

But what are you going to drink between sets of bench press?

If you can't handle your alcohol your the one whos weak desu. People who never drink are psychos and creepy.

Drink a beer, do 20 pushups.

I mean everything is generally fine in moderation. It's also not hard to drink and still be in shape. It's a lot of empty calories but you can work it off if you workout 5 times a week. Or just switch to liquor. Much less calories that way. Also stop being a poor college student and get something better than Natty.

oy blin

ignore the liquid jew, you are stronger than that

A chaser?

Just tip the bottle back and drink as much as you can. Repeat until desired results.

Beer is great for jumpstarting your workout routine

Go for it, but if you do, lose your phone and social media otherwise you're bound to start texting/calling/shitposting when you shouldn't.

Many regretful mornings looking at my phone

>im depressed and alcohol numbs my pain

You're drinking for all the wrong reasons, I drink bear but because I love the taste, if there is an even I might drink up to 12 of those in a sitting but drinking every day is degenerate as fuck, I have an alcoholic friend and I can barely watch him while he destroys his liver that in it self gets me depressed.

Drink cus is good not because you think it does something for you

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its like you niggers dont know how to live. Watch this murdoch murdoch episode. Ive been living similar to this since the past 3 years when i finished university.

If you're trying to get in shape, at least drink Vodka or something dude. There's a reason they call beer "liquid bread."

>I drink bear
Russian Agent confirmed.

That's not even real beer. It's made from some strange concentrated syrup. You will become highly estrogenic drinking that.

Professional alcoholic here.

Your shit beer is the first step. Fuck man at least buy PBR if you want to drink what I call canoe beer. (The joke is if you're in a canoe, you're damn near water.)

I do hard alcohol, currently doing a half and half vodka and simply st strawberry aid. Fill a mason jar of ice, pour half vodka and the rest the mixer. Delicious.

I can normally do a bottle a night and wake up fine with a slight hangover that is solved with breakfast.

Avoid high sugar shit like rums and beer if you're trying /fit/.

I love whiskey, but I get in trouble with that stuff. Always order an old fashion when with friends to be classy. Moscow mules must be in a copper mug, if not served that, you'll get a free one just to satisfy you.

To all others reading this post. I have a kergerator. Have brewed several beers and have a pot still that I made for bad batches of beer to make whiskey.

Don't but cheap booze, also don't buy expensive booze. I'm drinking a cheap vodka called new Amsterdam. You couldn't tell the difference between that and kettle.

See here's another one that knows whats up

I prefer the rum, vodka works well too but that's my bad experience drink so I rarely drink it. With rum and vodka it really doesn't matter as long as its not garbage quality....DO NOT drink that dark eyes shit, but the Aristocrat Rum and Vodka is great at $8 a liter

I find that 500ml seems like my magic amount, if I kill more than a fifth I'll feel it the next day, half the bottle and I'm gravy train

Depends how out of shape you are. If you're like 75lbs+ overweight I'd probably hold off and try to stick to your diet/workout, but if you're like 5-20lbs overweight then I wouldn't sweat it, just enjoy the beer and have a good night.

Thanks user brah. But like I said if you want to /fit/ you can't drink rum. That sucks that vodka is your "getter dun". But mixed with soda or flavored water, there is almost no calories. That natty ice that op posted will gain you 20lbs a month. Rum drinks require a very sugary mixer, and rum will give you the nastiest hangovers. Because of the way it is stilled and what it is made of. Only high end rums made from the heart of the still process, will not give you a hangover.

I'm 22 and drinking a bottle over a four hour span after work. How fucked am I?

Did jizzus Christ gib you that bottle?

a bottle of what?
how large is the bottle?

give more information you fucking sperg

>falling for the liquid jew

A fith you fucking nigger, pints are for pussies and I'm not far gone enough for a gallon

>tfw on naltrexone now
>tfw I can still get drunk but without having any of the fun parts of being drunk
>tfw want to go off the meds and drink but don't want to wake up in a hospital again

yeah straight fruitjuice and vodka are definitely better for you than rum and kool-aid. Vodka is easier to mix 50-50, my rum and sugar water is more like 33-67, and I did gain 20lb in a month when I wound up laid up off the job, but that was more eating ~4000 calories before the booze and staying ripped with no workout, in about 6 months i've lost it all by going back to ~2500 calories after the booze, with no workout

the fat thing is simple, calories in calories burnt. sugary mixers or chasers have lots of calories. beer has lots of calories. don't pickle your brain or liver or exceed your caloric output and youll be fine OP

Drink on Xanax.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

eh you'll be fine

i used to drink a fifth five days a week and was relatively functional back then

I just quit drinking 2 weeks ago. Used to drink a gallon of 100 proof vodka a week. Drinking every day. Stopped cold turkey to do a keto diet. Fasted for 72 hours, and went straight to keto. It's fucking awesome. After the fast, I had no desire to drink.

Sounds legit. throw some oxymorphone in there too, you'll be pretty happy if nothing else

>can't find any spirits in Australia for under $40

what the fuck? is this legit the way it is or am I just missing something

YEEET!

good for you faggot

You don't have a choice now. Remember back in the store when it was whispering in your ear, that was your chance to say no. So what 26 to go. How many are going down tonight dyt

Then how come the Irish breed like rats

Get into homebrewing. It's cheap to get into, and it lets you make quality beer for the same price you get for shit beer.
>5-10 dollars for a quality 5 gallon camper jug
>2 dollars for a shit ton of bottle caps
>Quality imported yeast costs 5-6 dollars, but you can reuse the yeast.
>20-30 dollars in ingredients for 5 gallons

Fuck if you're gonna drink at least drink liquor, like sip some nice whiskey. Beer ( especially shit natty ice) is like the well done version of what would be a good steak.

Beam when I can, any bourbon at half the price, most of the time. Usually Crow or Ancient Age around here

People who drink are the same as faggots who blow there money on weed, drinking only makes you a burden on society. If you need booze to be happy you may as well end yourself.

sounds like you need to upgrade to hard liquor

>be me
>about to turn 30, super liberal
>just got home from the bars didn't drink cuz I got a DUI when I was 23 and it ruined my life
>own multiple rental properties now and a big ass house to live in
>hit liquor store on the way home cuz I'm still depressed as fuck
>trying to get in shape too

How the fuck do I stop this shit? I went from full time degenerate and homeless to moderate wealth an easy life a nice crib and multiple cars.

I don't even know why I come to this board, but it's my only refuge

OP's a fucking loser

I started about three weeks ago, drinking cut by a third no side effects yet. Why are you on Naltrexone if you want to keep drinking

men drinky whisky, americans drink bourbon

It's legal to distill in Australia isnt it

because it was fucking destroying my life. but i love being drunk.

>americans drink bourbon
>American flag

kys

sorry mom

Using a still to make spirits is illegal without a license

rare breed my unironic fav

gotta start them out with 101

bourbon is whisky, but not all whisky is bourbon. by law it can be like half (forget actual percentage) spirits (basically vodka). Those blended whiskies arent real whisky although the law says they are

not to sound like your mom, but you will be in a worse place if you stop the meds because your brain will have more receptors

drinking is pretty bluepilled

>t; someone who drinks

Natural light?
>Are you a faggot?
You drinking to pee all night or get drunk?
Pee = natty light
Drunk = Milwaukee best ice 6.9%
>Drink to get drunk, not piss.
Pic related

>be 37
>fuck.

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yeah i know :~(

thanks friend

~ be kind to your subconscious

Drink good beer

Everyone drinks for different reasons. Personally, it's nice to do and good for my mental health to let loose and do a binge night every week or so. Whatever your preference you shouldn't be drinking every day. If you often wake up with regrets from the previous night, that's something to consider as a red flag to a drinking problem

>but I have been trying to get in shape and alcohol is horrible for you physically

Either you want to get into better shape or you don't. Nobody said there wouldn't be sacrifices along the way. Why don't you focus on making yourself an awesome tasting dinner, then play some games or whatever? Become a champ at cooking so when you get hungry, you'll actually WANT to cook because you'll be able to do it so well.

Also, find some soothing music to listen to while you cook. I find that it helps me "unwind" after a long day. Actively cooking new recipes every day or so while listening to soothing music is honestly what keeps me going now (besides the fact that I like to play a vidya game every now and again when I'm not working on attaining my MBA for potential job promotion in the future).

dude this feels weird, cause its exactly the reason I never tried AA, but if you know what its done and doing to your life...did you go to treatment on your own, or were you persuaded by the law or family

Don't do it user. Alcoholism only works for artists and writers.

Any of you lads ever mix opiates with alcohol? In a shitty spot in life rn and I never had a taste for beer until just recently