Goyim, we need your money

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>donating for a guy's pastime
>guy has like 20bn dollars to his name
LAWL

Good thing I'll be leaving the country before this guy gets elected

Enjoy your shitshow Americucks, now literally any dufus with a gimmick can become president.

>literally own billions
>literally has the largest media network ever

He should be paying us.

(((Zuckerberg)))

>literally owns billions
>literally has the largest media network ever

He should be paying us.

(((Zuckerberg)))

It's quite depressing to see the party of Abraham Lincoln devolve into a party of cross eyed, violent, simple minded, radical racist troglodytes.

God help us all. For the first time in my life, I'll be supporting the Democrats. If that means supporting Zuckerberg, so be it.

There's so many niggers and faggots on this website this time if night I can't even tell what's bait and what's real.

FUCK YOU I'M VOTING FOR TOM

>20
He's worth 50 apparently

it's all tied up in the value of kikebook which would plummet if he tried to sell

One of his campaign platforms is universal neetbux

TOM WAS MY FRIEND FIRST

if this kike becomes president, we're fucked

>Mark "They Trusting Me Dumb Fucks" Kikeberg want your money to spend on his retarded fun
What, he spend all his money on "smooth pizza" already?

obviously bait

I have detailed personal information on every single US citizen. Vote for me

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I wonder how many libfucks will donate to this scam. Zuckerberg has already spoken on the matter. I hope it's an alt-right guy taking their monies.

yeah I was just thinking that

And they've been convinced that donating to Suckermountain is a legitimate form of protest against GRUMBLDF.

A kike, through and through.

SAY IT WITH ME

MADAME

It's actually not. There's a ton of anti-white sentiment on this board at night in particular and you can see the opinions in the posters reflect those of the 60% shitskin population.

Why are kikes so filthy obsessed with money?

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>gimme your money so we can explore universal income
any bernie-bros wanna match me?

PRESIDENT

He's going to be the new Bernie

She's promising universal basic income

This is a Jewish trick.
Donate money so we can X.
Oh no refunds.

Why don't they wear shoes?

Isn't he worth 32 billion dollars? He makes Trump look like a hobo in comparison, wtf how do the kikes get away with this?

AHAHAHAHAHAH

Nice try shariablue

Sage

it actually is. it's pasta

>male
nah, next POTUS coming through. Screencap this and start preparing.

>everybody gets......A UNIVERSAL INCOME FREE MONEY Y'ALLLLLLLLLL *crowd goes wild*

> One of the richest men on earth want me to donate MY money so he can run for President?

Oh and i'm sure the Media will want him to divest

What an UGLY kike

Fuck Zuckerburg, that slimy little shit doesn't belong anywhere near political office.

>He doesn't know that the party ideologies switched in the early 20th century
>He doesn't know that Lincoln was a horrible man who created a perfect example of how not to conduct a civil war
>He doesn't know that Lincoln destroyed the US economy for generations

>trump uses his money
>a Jew uses others money
Not even surprising.

Oprah Winfrey is CIA with operation mockingbird.

Fuck her too.

They attempted the ultimate power-grab with Bernie Sanders, now they'll try with Zuckerberg. If he fails, they'll have another candidate lined up for the next Presidential election and so on, etc. This is where it all begins to manifest. The protocols of Zion, Socialism, the loss of free speech, the loss of our 2nd Amendment and borders, then finally, Communism/Open borders/ and a one world government controlled by (((them)))

UBI is a neolib scam that only retarded college students believe in

I guess we have to go through the whole bernie thing again don't we.

zuck the cuck-in-chief

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(((party ideologies switched)))

Yeah ok

LMAO!!! A fucking globalist kike attended a black church. Funniest shit ive seen in days.

guys...... guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyssssss ............

This is a nightmare, he literally personally has access to every fucking facebook account that has ever been made.

>hey poor fucks, this rich billionair needs your money
so anyone else get these antichrist vibes from this? i mean its obvious he is in some cult
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He looks like an ayy

>The jew Trudeau.

Gonna get cucked.

>campaign platform is he won't release every bit of dirt he has on you
>if he loses he'll release everyone's darkest secrets
glad I never bought in to jewbook

true, he looks like an aye trying to fit in in all these pics

> pander about equality and shieeet
>lives with asian dawg and has ugly fuck kid
> "Essssyone asss to ty be a ontrepreneeer, LES UNIERSAL INCOMES PLZ B0SS


Fuck this faggot and his gay shiiiet

Its not if you leave that shit behind

Fuck, it looks like somebody half assedly photoshopped Zuckerberg into all these photos.

You said this earlier, copypasta

this is what you get for using faceberg

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>using facebook
Its like you want to be the best goy possible. Did you send a saliva sample to 23andMe yet?

Please tell me this is real...

I can't wait 'till Mark kikerberg gets a dose of reality that regular Americans don't like him or just don't give a fuck who he is.

>the party of Abraham Lincoln
Lincoln was more racist than anyone on Sup Forums. He actually didn't care all that much about slavery, but even we don't want niggers around even if they're slaves.

So what is his position on....oh he's just another globalist fuck

That tweet would be funnier if it wasn't a direct rip off of that mulatto jew ai bad cgi meme.

>IF TRUMP CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT TOO!
I think Mark Cuban is going to try to run also. These kikes are lame as fuck.

>party ideologies switching
I'll bet my left nut that you learned that in public schools

Yeah that is pushed in public schools isn't it, got any additional insight?

don't pretend to know shit about our history. All you know is faggy shit you seen on TV.

Lincoln cracked nigger jokes at public addresses and likely wanted to send them all back.

>Be Republican
>Get bored
>Democrats looking bored lately too
>Hey why dont we switch platforms guys? That'll stir things up a bit
>Rumble rumble rumble rumble
>Thats a clever idea! all in favor?
>"I!!!" shouts everyone.

Does this seem logical to you?

>donate to a billionaire
My sides have gone to space

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This video here... it's satire of a real event...

And the satire part is REAL fucking thin.

i think its a rip off of this

He's such an awkward sperg, does he really think these blatantly forced photo ops with the filthy goyim are going to make anyone think he's presidential material?

He could probably got a multi-billion dollar personal loan with his stake in kikebook as collateral

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He's too young to run for president. Isn't age minimum 40something? Also fuck that kike

He looks like a fucking psychopath

>Everyone should just have like a fixed income thats equal

did he forget corporations are considered people
How the fuck is anything supposed to grow or advance if you dont get shit from it

Asking out of curiosity, where are you moving?

Seems like the photographer could only manage a high angle shot with him

>wanting this guy to be anywhere near the oval office

kek

with that height he will never be elected

when was that?

I bet he has at least 20b in hard cash though.

35, he will be 35 at the right time. I checked it out it's legit. I mean he's in electable, but the Dems might nominate him for the mega bucks he will bring in.

*unelectable*

Probably back when facebook was for college students only

Myspace needs to come back. It was unironically better.

>I will give you free shit
>I will let everyone out of prison
>I will open our borders
>etc etc

His ideas are insane and he has ZERO charm or charisma. He is very pro censorship as well, no fucking way is he going to win any states besides California.

Hell no, fuck off zuck the cuck.

it's a fucking leaf, look closely ofc it's bait/troll/pasta.

Yeah, the spectrum shifted massively to the left, meaning we now don't have right and left, we have extreme left and centre-left.

This is what progressivism is all about. It's about draggin the Overton window so fucking far to the left that your ideas fall outside of it, and are therefore invalidated by default.

Observe for example how lefties never defend their positions. For example, homosexuality used to be categorized as a mental disease. No one ever brought a good argument to prove the contrary, the authorities were just bullied until they gave in and stopped classifying it as such. There were ofcourse people who argued against this, but they were quickly falling out of the Overton window as progressives wasted no time moving on to gay marriage etc.

Some animals will be more equal than others

Although Cuckerberg is the least-effective political figure I've ever seen, he IS onto something with universal basic income. Like it or not (and I don't), it's an idea whose time will come, and I have a strong feeling that one of the next presidents will be someone who embraced it. With student debt, something's got to give.

Don't fall for the universal basic income jew

It's not mean to help you, it's meant to enslave you.

But making you dependent on the state, the state has that much more power over you. You won't revolt or rebel for fear of losing what you rely on the state for.

Whereas right now, you have to PAY them through taxes, in the future you will be paid to stay a good goy. Step out of line and your only income will suddenly vanish, and you will have no other options available - either toe the line or starve to death.

Whatever the future may bring about with automation, it is imperative that we do not make the population dependent on the state for existence. We need to allow greater self-sufficiency, not less.

The guy has the personality of a dead fish. Money can't win elections, as Hilldawg proved.

>I made a social media thingy and I'm pretty much the stasi of the internet so I deserve to be president
Uh-huh, alright Marky.

>It's not mean to help you, it's meant to enslave you.

Unfortunately there's likely a far broader voter base who believes anything the government gives them is a blessing (*cough*niggers*cough*)