/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD : COUNTING WITH FRIENDS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

>>Tonight's HIGH SCORE : 24 shots fired!

Black lives matter

10-4 Robert

Nice new thread

>don't buy a Glawk user. I own a USP, a 1911, a P226 Legion, and I'm getting ready to buy a P320.
Join ussssss

Fuck donald trump and fuck white people

My life matters

Chicago shouldn't be a show for you whites to enjoy its real suffering

Real Robert Hours in full effect

Just getting in from work..

How many of Obamas Sons have killed each other so far?

Did Robert finally catch Male Black?

nice meme

9th for drag racers

>11 shots fired

Go to the range, lad. try shit until you find something you like, make a day out of it.

I posted that, if I felt like it, I would dig into my closet and find the 3 or 4 diff Intron Depot books I have

SHOTS FIRED
11

...

>loud party with underage drinking
>caller sounded intoxicated

AH AH AH

Shots fired,

shots fired
>Son welcome to the Force, destination Chicago.
Nope

don't you have a # to virtue signal on twitter?

>66
kek agrees

When you get your P320, remember to post pics with them.

Your life matters less than the fart I just let out.

yeah its real suffering
suffering for white taxpayers

go back to fuckin africa, where this shit is the culture

[whistle]

>Chicago shouldn't be a show
It really shouldn't. But you coons keep on cooning, and we'll keep playing bingo. Thanks for murdering and robbing each other for our amusement.

It's designed for Europoor manlets, so it's quite small, but it's got a surprising amount of kick to it. The steel construction feels nice, though. Bought it from a co-worker for $200, and aside from the ammo scarcity it's been a solid purchase. Will definitely use it as a CC once I get my CHL.

Cute hamsters

That's probably my next handgun. My friend has one and I fucking love shooting it.

>Plastic Little
hrnnng!

god damn it's good to be white

Then they should stop making it as exciting as a show.

>all the caller told us is that this man is a child molester, nothing further

>child molester
>nothing further
what

missed that bit about a child molester?

nvm, got it

What's the size like compared to a Walther ppk?
That's a fuckin good deal, man.

my carry gun, not very fun at the range but easy to conceal

He ded.

shots fired
>shots fired

>hamsters
It's a cute eccentricity of Urushihara's. CUTE!!

With the new contract, I imagine we'll be seeing a mushrooming of available accessories soon. Its been rather thin since they debuted the system.

It's roughly the same size, you need to have the magazine inserted in order to get a comfortable grip on it. It's a hell of a deal.

Sexy Robutt

10-5

>tfw caddy 2010 is 7 1/2 year old nigger stank filled beater...

>Girlfriend intoxicated
>Won't let boyfriend take her home

>female hispanic 5'10 gf walking home
>male black threatening people with a gun

Has a gun.

Threatening people.

My dad's got the PPK and I'm super jelly. Fun little fucker to shoot and would be super easy to carry.

>male black, black suit, with a gun threatening people
>Washington and Pulaski

Male black in a suit??? Did I hear that right Robert?

Chrome butt is best butt.

Clapped out rattling can on wheels. Probably BIG wheels.

>Male black threatening people with a gun
And water is wet, so...

>all these guns in thread
>not at home with my luger
>feels bad

searched the intersection, and:
>Immediately thereafter, the area around Washington and Pulaski would be ground zero for the 1965 and 1968 riots
seems that neighbourhood has a history

DAMN YOU! you have the one I lack

>battery in progress
>gang members on inside and outside

>gang members fighting inside and outside the house

She misses you, user.

Well, you have the ...three. That I lack. Kek.

gang members fighing all over a join
ROYAL RUMBLE!!!

No weapons though

Anons that were posting work place accident photos and stories: assemble!

Run home, young one. Your love calls for you

10-4

>BIG wheels

I had to special order 14" tires for my 1967 chev Biscayne, but
>pic related
Was being installed on a Lexus SUV while I was at the tire shop... 30" nigger treads...

Robocop entered the seen.

Don't read this, it will change the way you listen.
[spoiler]Robert is a police code for Received [/spoiler]

>Home Invasion

HOME INVASION!!!!
first time I heard a call like this

>Home invasion
Too bad the homeowner wasn't as armed as this thread

gotta have dem DONKS

>Was being installed on a Lexus SUV while I was at the tire shop... 30" nigger treads...
WEW, mane. I bet his brakes were fucking stock, too. What is unsprung mass, Tyrone?

>gf is bipolar and pregnant, cut her leg

>eyes rolling, 4 months pregnant, bipolar, cut her legs
o shit

Why would anyone not armed in USA??

A mossy is like $400

Which would be more entertaining?

Home invasion in a home with
>Guns
>No guns
???

Wonder what his subsidized trailer looks like...

>manic episode
>she's bi-polar
>cut her leg
>3 months pregnant

[comforting patting of pistols intensifies]

user, don't put your dick in crazy. just don't. you can't fix her.

Stock as fuck Robert. Got a good view of rusty calipers through them also.

I often have dreams of ventilating Spics or Niggers that try to break into my home.

Don't ask me. Lots of people aren't.
I love a good "burglars got shot and killed by an old lady" news story.

Robert refers to "relief"

more like
>run to bedroom
>throw open safe
>grab all the guns

>4months preggo
>bipolar
>cutting herself

Don't stick your dick in crazy Robert, no matter how fun it is.

>mossy $400
Isn't a Maverick 99 under $100?

Wew, lads. Crazy bitch might do something stupider than what she's already doing.

Why would you keep them all in your safe while you're home?

I got an H&R Pardner Pump for about $180. Solid steel, so I can use it as a club too.

>juaaaaaan

This.

>I love a good "burglars got shot and killed by an old lady" news story.
Like that teen in OK that served up 3200fps of fragmenting copper-clad death to those shitheels that broke into his dad's house? Yeah, AR-15s aren't good HD guns my ass.

He'll learn. Kek. I saw a couple of brothas on the highway, cruising in a late model mustang with oversize tires. Rear driver's side was smoking slightly, from scraping the outside fairing of the wheel well every few seconds.

He might live in one of the 49 lesser states that aren't Texas.

>H&R Pardner Pump

>"the uber driver just got beat up....wait a minute"
then it cut off for me

Lmao go Uber driver!

>the uber driver just beat up the passenger

>UBER Driver beat up his fare.
Wat

>caller was beaten by the uber driver

>wilson combat
jelly

Mirin them grips and them books, my nig. That is a pretty pistol. I want to build my own 1911 some day.

I was even poorer than I am now, so I made a compromise. At least most Remington 870 aftermarket parts will work for it.

Yes, exactly like that. Or the kid who shot the burglar and made fun of him for crying.
I live in Los Angeles and my gun is loaded next to me. It's not compliant though, so don't tell.

Maverick 88 is around $200

>"...around a party bus"