Happy first day of Ramadan Sup Forums !

Make sure to abstain from eating or masturbating !
fast well and allah the most gracious will grant you 72 swedish virgins and the power to kill 200 c*mskin infidels with the flick of a wrist
Mashallah and thank you allah for the blessing of Islam

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>abstain from masturbating
Sorry Moroccobro I don't think I can do that

Al Hamdoulila

why do you have the jewstar on your flag?

>Make sure to abstain from eating or masturbating !
>masturbating
too late

It is not the same

It's okay you can take a shower and restart your fast
Pentagram =\= pentancle my medic bag friend

why does the religion of peace land a sword on its flag?

>religion of p*ace
Astaghfirullah al adim
peace is for salibi hippies not high test muslim mujahideen

>high test muslim mujahideen
literally caveman

kek

Go back to chocolate facory while I am sending my arabs to your mountains fucking First Aid kitted flag

>sweden
go back to goatfuckistan omar

Go back to chocolate facory while I am sending my arabs to your mountains fucking First Aid kitted flag

I always hope it's amerishart or Australian that use a vpn to post as the eternal ducked Sven.

Swiss people can into lindor, I eat lindor and chocolate at eid!

>arab brain had a 404 error

HAH SUCK DICK AND DIE SCUM

No you do

tfw my little brother's school (grades 6-9) only serves sandwiches for school lunch during ramadan

they wanted to close down the school kitchen altogether but the school law says they have to serve food, so they chose to only serve bread and butter for the non-muslims, no cheese or salad. they don't even have milk because they say the ~20 liter vats ("milkbar") would go old before they're consumed when the muslim students aren't there eating lunch

>swedish virgins
What, newborns?

I doubt skolverket would

obviously, the coalburners always get killed by there rapists, duh

Cute caveman bears
Kek

Fuck off it's Memorial Day weekend... I'm drinking beer and eating pizza for breakfast! :D

ridiculous clown. we are eating a nice piece of pork meat
deus vult

I'm just gonna bust a nut specially for Rambdan or whatever your backward gay festival is

your country is fucking disgusting, kys

>bleeping cumskin
>being the color of fertility and peace is a bad thing
>being brown, a color that has no meaning isn't a bad thing
Whatever you say
Also, I fapped twice in a row when I woke up this morning. Aw shucks

Fath of واشينغطون when fellow creation Allah the most merciful and wise

>these pig fuckers stop eating for a month
>we don't take this opportunity to kill them all while they're weak
Am I the only one bothered by this?

Brussels already got enriched today

>medic bag
>rekt

how the fuck is it my fault?

is it your fault that you have 56% whites and higher rates of gun crime than africa?

Could you go on your nearest designated shitting street and do a statue of Mudhammed with poo?

I don't know, why don't we kill the British during Ramadan?

Poor hedonistic infidels can't see the light of Mohammed angels' prayers upon him

I took a massive shit today. It clogged my toilet. Felt gud.

What if 'integration' actually means, we have to integrate into their society?

Destroy the infidel scum

destroy capitalism

>sandniggers unable to retake melila and ceuta

I already fucked that up. In the middle of the night I jerked off probably 3 times.

salami pepehu kekbar, mercy upon you.
if one desires blessings of traps instead of swedish virgins what shall one do? umhngshallah.

Ramadan bombathon started early apparently. You sand niggers are so trigger happy. Can't even wait until your shitty holiday starts.

Mashallah my brother in Islam

Why do they always point their finger up, is it because they know that they can blow up any moment?

Traps are absolutely halal and if your heart wishes so you'll have 72 boipussies instead of pussies in Jannah
Mashallah wal izatou lil Islam

Why no moustache?

Spurdo here, wid a mesage :DD for yu idslamobobig peebl.

Da memes benis :DDddd crated dis mezz lol xDD.

Id wad yu who dibidedd ub da lands. fugg :DDDDD

Id wad yu who but in da pubbet gubberments lol.

Id wad yu who build da benis xD oil wels on Muslib hooly landz.

Id wad yu who allow da Jooz xDDDDdd hologost was lie to egsterbinate ad enslaev da Balesdins.

Id wad yu who blayed geobolidigal gaems :DDDDd wid Irag an Iran durig deir warz. xDDD

Id wad yu who gabe Sabdam chemigal webons. shiddd :DDDdddd

Id wad yu who gaused da Ayadollah to gome into bower in Iran. xDDD

Id wad yu who created da Mujjahebedin, Osaba Bin Laden, an Alb Qaeda. fug xD

Id wad yu who kil o fugg xDDD 1 miblion chidren wid yur egonomig sangtons on Iragg :DDD benis.

Id wad yu who, wid yur glubttonos oil gonsumbtion, gabe powr to Saudi Arbabia fugg :DDDDDDDDd an turnd a blind eye to deir funding ob Wahabbi egstrebism.

Id wad yu who abuzed de Arab wurld so benis xD much thad dey felbt dey had do attack yur soil on 9/11. shidd nevr forged dog bles meriga :DDDDdddd

Id wad yu who starded an endles massacore across all ob Abfganistan in redaliaton againsd a small benis xDDDD group thad livd dere.

Id wad yu who invabed Irag unbroboked, destroyd it's inbrasdructure, massagred it's peepl, and lebt it in shables in yur wage. xDDDDdddd

Id wad yu who coberdly ignided cibil warz in Libya and Suyria shiddd begaus id suided yur geobolitigal interest fugg :DDDDD, only do led da bloodbafs o fug xDD stagnade when yur goalz failededd xDDD.

Id wad yu who nodd only causd ISIS to egsist, bud allowd them do grow like a cancer xD thred gabe me cancer lol xDDDDD unchegged.

Id wad yu who debstroyed da libes of millionds fug :DDDDddd of Arab an force dem to leeve deir hobeland. xDDdd benis

Yu are da gause of all ob dis. Still yu go ahead an blambe us fur all dese tragig o fug :DD incidenbts. I'm not eazily triggeredd o fug triggerd lol like justic warior xD but shid like dis make me real mad.

Because he must be a salafist.

Nigga i ain't reading all that shit , fuck a book.

A salad fist? what's that?

Even your pepe are fucking garbage

idslamobobia !

You are now aware you will burn in hell unless you accept Christ as your Lord and Savior.

>When u have an urge to kill kuffar but still gotta look fresh

I'd rather die then be some mudslime! I love bacon, I love sex with dudes and chicks, and I'm not hiking my ass up in the air five times a day to some black cube in Mecca! I sure as shit am not gonna starve myself all day during their shitty ramadan.

There is no God. No heaven, no angels, no hell, no demons, no djinns, no witches, and no faeries.

Muhammad was an immoral Bedouin who thought of a good way to trick retarded backward Pagans. He's the Joseph Smith of his time, "Oh some angel came to me in my dream" hehe stupid goyim. Hearing the story you'd have to be a literal retard to believe it, which in 600s Arabia, there was no shortage of them.

Already fapped and literaly ate Spaghetti with pork for breakfast :^). KYS faggot

thought the same, they probably think alaah is flying around in the sky

>oh look another shitskin who wants violence instead of letting people live their own lives.
>religion of peace
>nothing new here, move along...

You literal nigger. I know for sure a Marroccan kidnapped Maddie and brought her to your filthy country. You will pay for this one day.

Jésu 'The Sorcerer kike' of Nazareth is not my god and is a fag too

Bismillah uqtulu al yahub

the one on the right definetly isnt gay

They look goofy. And one of them doesn't have a beard , i say you should stone him just to prove a point.

Eбaйлaн

how does it feel im jerking off rn while eating a nice juicy burger

and again that fucking finger pointing

larper detected, jesus is literally a prophet in islam

>depressed austria

Poor kuffar will have to suffer nar jahanam just because they prefer worldly pleasures over eternal happiness in Jannah with Mohammed sala lahu alaihi wa salam and Allah the master of all beings

gay kike religion

It's a jihadi/salafi thing, they shave the moustache but keep everything else.

Apparently its written in the quran or some hadiths i dont know

>islam is a false religion

wisdom and mercy upon you.
i shall pray 40 days and 40 nights for your camel's good health.

English dune coon! I don't speak your Allah Allah BOOM! language.

Sala maleikon brother
Happy Ramadan I wish to you

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>Poor kuffar will have to suffer nar jahanam just because they prefer worldly pleasures over eternal happiness in Jannah with Mohammed sala lahu alaihi wa salam and Allah the master of all beings

Nigga really ? Did you read the Quran ? You can marry 5 chicks, some of them 8 year olds and your heaven is pure lust. Kys faggot

Shut the fuck up you stupid sandnigger.

Ban Islam worldwide. Kill all radical Muslims.

Allah bless you my new world brother
Make sure to behead amrikan heathens and allahspeed

Waiting for evidence that God exists

Not a feeling

Not a thought

Not an emotion

Not quotes from a self-serving book

Hard evidence. If you show me it, I will convert. Also if you want to show your moral superiority, try not raping and killing people everywhere you go, even in your holy month. Lest we need another Ramadan Bomb-a-thon.

arabic sounds retarded....chralla sala musalla

But some of them have moustaches? i'm confused.

Salam Aleikum my ramadan brothers!

A chorus of mental angony screams in this dunia and a chorus of physical angony screams in akhira astaghfirullah allah's mercy upon you my misguided friends

This is the most idiotic pic i have ever seen. Did your 8 years old brother do this?

Seen the video yet?
youtu.be/X3-_KZExlJ0

>akhira astaghfirullah
my made up words are better

FUCK ALLAH FUCK MUHAMMAD AND RAMADAN AND FUCK ISLAM AND MORROCO TOO.

>people seriously get angry at the roleplaying moroccan

boo hoo! I got threatened with sand nigger hell! oh the humanity! I've never been threatened with hellfire before! Please! You faggots are already doing a bang up job making Europe Hell on earth as it is! You wouldn't dare try your bullshit in a southern state! So I feel pretty comfy where I am knowing that I don't have to worry about having to deal with you.

Just had a meatball sub for breakfast in honor of the prophet SBUH(shit be upon him). I'm thinking pulled pork BBQ for lunch or dinner.

Waʿalaykumu s-salām.

Larp more faggot

El retardo de leafo

meatballs in a sandwich?

Mashallah ya ikhwani fil Islam how is your fast going
Reminder that your siam is not complete unless you behead yahudi and salibi scum

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Lol were killing lots of you here in our country estimated 200-350 terrorist shitskins are expected. were doing this on their ramadan day. so no ramadan for muslim in PH. Fuck you allah. i swear i will punch ALLAH in the face.