"Open borders, because a stranger is just a friend you haven't had a cold Heineken® with yet."

"Open borders, because a stranger is just a friend you haven't had a cold Heineken® with yet."

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good thing I don't drink Heineken, it's garbage beer anyway

...

But Muslims don't drink.

So muslims arent friends.

Subtle Heineken.

>get drunk
>fall for Jewish tricks

good thing i stopped drinking

WHAT DO YOU DRINK NEIGHBOR?

CROWN RUSSE VODKA
>"FINEST VODKA MADE"
PRODUCT OF U.S.A. * DISTILLED FROM GRAIN.

>Don't drink and drive

More like, don't drink and make labels

The more important label is don't feed beer to fat women

>Drinking Heineken

Drink?

my man

>Drinking literal piss.

I'll only share a beer with my fellow Europeans

My nigger

I like Yuengling Black&Tan a bit more, though

The only redpilled beer (that you haven't brewed yourself) desu senpaitachi

(((Heineken)))

Yuengling is the one true beer

Wait, is Heineken /ourdrink/?

I'm all for drinking and making new friends from foreign lands. The problem with open borders is that some of these people don't want a beer with me. Some of them want to chop my head off.

No. Yingling is superior general-purpose beer anyway.

>Things are so bad there is now globalist propaganda on the back of beer bottles.


Jesus Christ revolution when? I can't take this shit anymore.

I've literally never seen this stuff, although I live in Texas. Seems odd that we don't get it, even in specialty liquor stores.

only real beer is stella

Never bought it because it tastes weird, now I never will buy it...even more.

Fuck that piss. Now especially.

Mörri all the way.

>Muslims don't drink alcohol
>Muslims aren't our friends

Nice

I support the country and city that I live in, so I drink Thor.

The corn they use to cut costs ironically gives it a nice unique flavor.

>drinking shit tier beer

gives me headaches.


renegadetribune.com/why-the-migrant-invasion-of-europe/

It's remarkably inoffensive for a cheap mass-production beer.

HE WILL NOD DIBIDE US :DDDD

>drinking beer

Wew, good thing kikeneken is piss tier anyway.

>it's another Sup Forumsiovictims larping as beer snobs thread

>blueribbon

Kys hipster scum

this. isn't heinekin cutting its own throat with the pro-muz stance? do they have some kind of Ramadan n/a o the shelves?

This is now a Pennsylvania appreciation thread

I don't know what the problem is with all these jagoffs.

>not drinking Carlsberg

hey asshole, I am a beer snob. Heineken is not bad it just isnt 'good.'


Also, shrinks your balls.

true story.

>Heineken
Pisswater.

Heineken is the worst beer I've ever tried.

Not even joking.

>heineken
>literal piss water

those queers can rot for all I care

I hope even the preggos drink this in an open border society-and I'm glad most of Sup Forums agrees that this is piss and I could give a fuck less about what people drink

>not buying beer of your local private brewery

Why didnt your mother swallow you instead?

Don't you get it? It's a trick to keep Muds out, they can't drink.

>2017
>Consuming the ethanol jew

The foolish deserve their enslavement.

Let me see..

Have 1000 of craft beers made i EU with like 100 available from teh Balkans... Drinking Heineken or Stella or other piss and bath water, yeah nah mate.

>has to go eesti to drink actual beer (or drink at home like an alcoholic)
>calls out piss beers
Lol
>4.6%
Lol

>Heineken and Yuengling
>beer snobs

What? Do you only drink no-name discounter beer for less than 1 buck per gallon?

>sips Yuengling

Heineken (read: piss water)

I only drink Pils Identitär anyway

I need a goddamn beer. Time to go to local pub and drink karhu.

They just don't know what it's like, fellow Kraut.
They never will.

>my fellow Europeans
>is american

Back to bath oil with you, Vatnik.

Only beer snobs give a shit about what other people drink.

Reminder that any money from buying Lagunitas goes directly to these faggots.

>because all there is in life is drinking alcohol and going to clubs

And the Heineken parent company InBev owns Budweiser also. Feels bad man.

Shit you just reminded me. I need to go by The Bohemian and pick up some of their beers.

Reported to Sharia police

>beer with actual alcohol content
>bath oil
Here's some champaign fit for you

>live in university town
>lots of foreign students
>family i'm living with invites a 19yo boy from saudi arabia over for a diner party
>diners over
>people start drinking
>he drinks two beers
>hes never been drunk before in his life
>starts acting SUPER fucking weird
>he just rocks back and froth in his chair laughing & making really weird noises like he has downs syndrome or something
>gets up and starts saying really weird and provocative things to random girls at the party
>asks them to be his wife & move back home with him
>tries holding their hands and stuff
>starts creeping them out really bad
>extremely persistent wont leave them alone
>we have to take him home
>everyone at the party was really shocked and gets redpilled in one night

Mate you give one wrong word about ruby bubble and I'm gonna kill a shlyukha.

American beer is better than German beer, kraut. You faggots have regulated all the creativity out of the industry.

>not drinking Orval

Shari'a considers all beer drinking to be haram

You think the label on the back is bad, try their indoctrinating commercials:

youtu.be/8wYXw4K0A3g

KANKER

St. Bernardus is better desu

>sheetz instead of WaWa
doublenigger

My crate of Bernardus is empty fæm.

>here's to lowering wages and cheap labor, also, remember to introduce our product® for new markets(muslims)
This is what drives our societies forward.

I have bought my last Heineken

Guess what I'm never drinking

Dis a good 1

educate yourself, shitstain
youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4

Import beers are terrible for the environment.

Takes a shitload of fuel to ship it all over the world.
Why does Heineken not care about the earth?

>Our beer is crazy, man! We've got some cucumber notes in there, cranberry, chocolate..
>Man, how did you manage that?
>Oh, well, we threw some cucumber, cranberries and chocolate into the vat

Truly a masterpiece of brewing

Drinking the fermented jew.

It's just made it Louisiana. When I go to Florida to the beach, it's all I drink.

>remember to introduce our product® for new markets(muslims)

Who else do you think this is targeted at?

that commercial wasn't even that bad people should be able to freely express their views while also having enough respect to listen to opposing views and hold a civil discussion over them

>D-don't use any complex grains bills if our beers don't taste all the same it'll h-hurt the feelings of the shittier brewers

This is about as pathetic as budweiser fags defending their moose piss.

>karhu
15yo ylilauta autist detected

>Heineken?! Fuck that shit!

youtube.com/watch?v=3Sm8JM-K1dc

Heineken-tier mass beers are usually produced at region-local factories. Nobody transport it all over the world.

>consuming mainstream beer instead of his local high quality beer
Pretty sad desu

Beer increases estrogen by 800%

Enjoy manboobs

Regular Heineken is brewed locally.

Heineken export is brewed in the Netherlands and shipped all over the world.

That isn't that bad of a commercial.

I can get along with damn near anyone.

I still think Islam and feminism are cancer.

Riddle me this toothpaste:
Why are a bunch of bananas 45p or pineapple 99p despite being imported half way around the globe?

Mainitse parempi bulkkikalija. Mitään microbrewerypaskeita en osta 24-packiä ihan hintansa vuoksi.

if it wasn't for niggers, jews, arabs, spics & slants we could have open borders.

Overwatch beer?