Brit/pol/ - tonibler edition

>BA flights cancelled due to IT crash
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40069865
archive.fo/2sQy3

>More than half of voters do not know who Tim Farron is
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/26/tim-half-voters-do-not-know-tim-farron/
archive.fo/NFzFw

>Katie Hopkins to leave LBC immediately after "Final Solution" tweet
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/katie-hopkins-to-leave-lbc-radio-immediately_uk_5927ef98e4b06f6080538666
archive.is/LOT3G

>Corbyn gets NEILED
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40065876
archive.fo/eC45q

>Corbyn Speech: UK foreign policy boosted terrorism and "Austerity has to stop at the A&E ward and at the police station door"
uk.businessinsider.com/corbyn-to-say-wars-boosted-terrorism-in-first-speech-since-manchester-attack-2017-5
archive.is/At6JG

>RAF write "Love from Manchester" on ordinance
independent.co.uk/voices/raf-bomb-love-from-manchester-terrorist-attack-salman-abedi-isis-syria-conflict-not-in-my-name-a7757471.html
archive.is/VdVxj

>Stagflation is coming back
whatinvestment.co.uk/stagflation-coming-uk-invest-2553680/
archive.is/VoaN2

>BBC "factcheckers" find Police numbers cut by 18%
independent.co.uk/voices/raf-bomb-love-from-manchester-terrorist-attack-salman-abedi-isis-syria-conflict-not-in-my-name-a7757471.html
archive.is/WgAx0

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Also by acting like the smarmy cunt at school who always thought he was smart by pointing out some fact (Ackshually Tomatoes are fruits) which everyone already knew but didn't care about but they literally weren't autismals.

>And I can announce a shock prediction
>*Labour supporters cheering*
>We can predict that the Conservative party will be the largest party with 46% of the vote
>*Labour supporters screaming*
>We can predict that Labour will be 10 points behind on 36%
>*Labour supporters cheering*
>That is 125 seat majority according to our predictions with the Conservatives on 385 seats

Rate the possible Bet

Oh hello sailor, looking for a good time

Start borrowing money.

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Lib-Dem support is very concentrated sometimes so I wouldn't make that bet but they have been fucked by Labour offering everyone free stuff desperately.

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Worried Lib Dems might win Twickenham and yeovil

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 46% (-2)
LAB: 34% (+4)
LDEM: 8% (-2)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-1)

(via @ComRes / 24 - 26 May)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/868512679702429697

I've still not got over that pass to Fabregas

To buy guns?

JC4PM4METBH

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So if Chelsea win, who do they play in the community shield?

so overall consensus is that Labour still has some momentum but Tories are resting high with a decently solid base

So basically there has been a small swing to labour but it's still a 9-12% gap and not the 5% from yougov?

>Labour Won Cambridge by 599 Votes

Will the Lib Dems steal it

people getting banned left right and centre desu

Arsenal

I live here for uni but postal voted at home. I honestly have no idea, see loads of both signs about in the city. Labour with free tuition has probably won them it.

Why are Corbyn's IRA links focused on whilst the establishment (both Blairite/Tory) get away with bumlicking Saudis for decades?

One interesting thing I noticed (that will never be implemented) in the Labour manifesto is ending all arms dealings with those dune coons.

Spuds

Fuck Mummy Calm

I'm in the gentlemans toilets

There's a hole in the cubicle wall

POP your willy through

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Only if you live in Ulster and support republicanism.

Risky. It only takes a few seats that voted remain to rally around a LibDem to keep out the Tories and you're fucked.

Spurs

>Labour 10 points behind after a manifesto promising endless free gibs
>literally nothing to push their support any further up
>"J...Jeremy is on course for a win"

On who is best to represent Britain on the world stage:
T. May: 49%
J. Corbyn: 21%
(via @ComRes)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/868514089290661888

No, all Labour have done is eat Lib Dem votes because of all the promises they have made that they can't afford to gullible students and the likes.

Tories can not be caught.

It's funny that even though lefties are abandoning green and ldem to back jezza, they still cant get enough to overthrow mummy. Who else is looking forward to the butthurt after tory landslide?

On who is best to represent Britain on the world stage:
T. May: 49%
J. Corbyn: 21%
(via @ComRes)

>Labour surge after new manifesto
>Boomers funding said surge after defecting from the tories, youth voting in record numbers in the last 20yrs for free gibs
>Labour gain seats, tories struggle but just about form a majority for government

All we need to block brexit

May will give in to the pressure to keep free movement as a tack on to any trade deal, she will blame it on pro-EU MP's undermining her but deep down she was always remain.

Half the tory and most of the labour party are secretly in our pocket, a few more years where "stability" is needed and our relationship with Europe will stay the same. The economy comes first after all~

Also they're half gaining from the lib dems and greens. There's only a few of those votes left to take.

Stop being patriotic.

Oh naughty, i've seen you looking at my bulge

It's the tight trousers

>Anonymong doesn't fuck up the new thread

Bet you're still a Votetard though.

That's where my brother met his wife.

>Welsh 'people'

celtic genes

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NEIL'D

They need to start building lots of one-bedroom flats for all the millennials who won't have families or even partners

Ah yes, the Tories will definitely trade free movement and single market access for guaranteed loss at the next GE.

Reminder that brit/pol/ is completely retarded and thinks the Tories secretly want to stay in the EU, not realising that the Tories will literally do ANYTHING to stay in power (pro-tip, it's why in 2007 George Osborne was saying they would be putting MORE money in to public services than Labour were) and why they went through their "liberal renaissance" under Cameron.

What makes Brighton so special that the ((greens)) hold it

They've already started the battery farming in London.

The Celts were a cultural group not an ethnic one.

>More than half of voters do not know who Tim Farron is

someone does, intimately.

reminder that Jeremy "Gas the Kikes" Corbyn is going to increase border security and bring in thousands of jobs for the british working class.
The Tories don't intend to change border security

that porker on the bottom right is the most welsh thing i've ever seen

HAHAHA UKIP BTFO

twitter.com/britainelects/status/868515195362181120

Wew lads

MAXIMUM HAPPENING LEVEL

On who is best to look after the interests of hard working families:

T. May: 28%
J. Corbyn: 41%
twitter.com/britainelects/status/868514757963390978

Not at the rate they're going, fucking hell.

Lmao no

>the roots of the grassroots

>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

Most likely.... from a choice of two. Both are shit-tier. Full muslim immigration ban and zero net migration, or fuck off.

>reminder that Jeremy "Gas the Kikes" Corbyn is going to increase border security and bring in thousands of jobs for the british working class

jesus christ. is that an orc?

On who is most likely to reduce net migration to the UK:
T. May: 33%
J. Corbyn: 11%
P. Nuttall: 21%
(via @ComRes)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/868515195362181120

UKIP SURGE

she has now deleted it

topplest of keks

>t.

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kek

Lmao yes

The old 'Ron/Rand Paul' trick, nice

lmao

>present ourselves as nationalists

I mean nuttal will not be PM so it's kind of right?

okay, so corbyn surge was just a brief lapse in the zeigeist.

Corbyn has spoken against the free movement of labour as it has been used to squeeze the wages of the proletariat

i think it a big part of it is the student vote. they will mostly be back at home for this election, so we'll see how that affects the green vote.

pic related is probably a student house. they leave them in a shit state when they move out, cleaning them up is one of brighton's most lucrative seasonal industries.

Stop posting fake tweets.

>statist cuck quadroon elf

Never.

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John boiiiiega

reminds me of this

People really think the Tory candidate would be more likely to enact anti-business immigration restrictions?

Something very wrong with this country.

>yougov proven an outlier
>Tory low water mark at 44%
>Labour high water mark at 36%

It's ogre lads, manifestos are done with, not much can be done between now and the election.

Isnt there bigger student Cities like Cambridge, why dont they just go for the Lib Dems like Most students and leftists

The labour surge was mostly from lib dems and greens really. We're going back to a 2 party system now the lib dems and UKIP are kill.

>Comrade Corbychev can't convince people he's better for stopping terrorism even following a terrorist attack during a Tory government

Battlestations lads! We're under attack from the Corbyn cunts.

Brighton has 2 universities and plenty of queers

Holy shit go on Britain Elects Twitter account and look at the retweets for the polls showing May ahead of Corbyn

britpol btfo

UKIP might as well just give up at this point, they're an embarrassment

Wow, May really fucked up with those pensioners...........

Students but also Brighton is pozzed as fuck with hippies and other cancer. You see the same on a smaller scale elsewhere, Totnes in Devon and Glastonbury in somerset get hippies etc and have green councillors because of it. They're just not big enough to have an entire seat at westminster.

theyworkforyou.com/

Website that tells you the issues YOUR MP voted for

>being this assmad about a vote about his favourite colour tie.

>This will actually happen on election day

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HUNG
P A R L I A M E N T

Know what night it is, don't you lads?