Brit/pol/ Haggiswoman edition

>BA flights cancelled due to IT crash
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40069865
archive.fo/2sQy3

>UK terror threat level reduced to severe
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/27/manchester-attack-uk-terror-threat-level-critical-severe-operation-temperer-bank-holiday
archive.fo/VoIwE

>More than half of voters do not know who Tim Farron is
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/26/tim-half-voters-do-not-know-tim-farron/
archive.fo/NFzFw

>Katie Hopkins to leave LBC immediately after "Final Solution" tweet
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/katie-hopkins-to-leave-lbc-radio-immediately_uk_5927ef98e4b06f6080538666
archive.is/LOT3G

>Corbyn gets NEILED
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40065876
archive.fo/eC45q

>Corbyn Speech: UK foreign policy boosted terrorism and "Austerity has to stop at the A&E ward and at the police station door"
uk.businessinsider.com/corbyn-to-say-wars-boosted-terrorism-in-first-speech-since-manchester-attack-2017-5
archive.is/At6JG

>RAF write "Love from Manchester" on ordinance
independent.co.uk/voices/raf-bomb-love-from-manchester-terrorist-attack-salman-abedi-isis-syria-conflict-not-in-my-name-a7757471.html
archive.is/VdVxj

Other urls found in this thread:

telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/Jeremy_Corbyn/12118575/Jeremy-Corbyn-All-Calais-migrants-who-want-to-come-to-Britain-should-be-allowed-entry.html
thesun.co.uk/news/1315798/jeremy-corbyn-congratulates-germanys-decision-to-invite-over-a-million-refugees-to-europe/
youtube.com/watch?v=32aqb167NkE
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ed-miliband/11570745/The-price-that-Ed-Miliband-is-prepared-to-pay-to-win-the-Muslim-vote.html
secularism.org.uk/news/2015/04/free-speech-campaigners-concerned-by-ed-milibands-vow-to-ban-islamophobia--without-defining-what-he-means
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

I'm off, someone else will have to make the next one

whole milk or semi skimmed?

Thoughts?

used to sell weed to someone who is standing as an MP. Hope he wins

>Anyone who clings to the historically untrue and thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.

Start moving to Northern Ireland

FORCE
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More border staff to process paki visas faster

>tfw no happening

D I S A P P O I N T M E N T

fucking ladbrokes won't give me my new customer bonus after i lost £10 on lepen, i only bet because it was free

wont help at all as the amount of refugees under labour will skyrocket.

Jeremy Corbyn: All Calais migrants should be given chance to come to Britain
>telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/Jeremy_Corbyn/12118575/Jeremy-Corbyn-All-Calais-migrants-who-want-to-come-to-Britain-should-be-allowed-entry.html

JEREMY CORBYN last night praised Angela Merkel for throwing open Europe’s borders to over a million refugees – and insisted Britain should take more of them.
>thesun.co.uk/news/1315798/jeremy-corbyn-congratulates-germanys-decision-to-invite-over-a-million-refugees-to-europe/

I've seen you shilling here in the last thread, this morning and yesterday posting this same image.

500 border guards mean nothing if you can't pay for them and if the terrorism problem largely comes from home-grown terrorists and the party also wants to get rid of the prevent strategy.

And he is not going to reduce immigration which will also contribute to higher levels of home-grown terrorism which will go unchecked under a labour government.

Only prisoners and foreigners should drink skimmed

...

Whole.

Ugly.

This morning I went to another middle-class Tarquin-tier plant sale at my local botanical garden where I volunteer - yet again, about 80% of the kids there were swarthy little mixed cunts, no dads in sight (except a couple of sad-looking WMAF families). What the fuck is going on with our demographics lads?

mummy milk me violently

How did may fuck this election up so badly?
Is it just the nhs attack? Or something else?

I just quit my job and now I am looking for another.
I need to be working 70 hour weeks ASAP to save money for something. (I have pleb tier qualifications and experience t b h)
I've been applying for shit online and not heard anything back yet.

How do I into a job quickly lads?

>18+ animeposters aren't cancer
thank you

give us a constituency at least

she's fine. Last two polls are 10 and 12 point lead for Tories

I fit sooo many of those....

who could be behind this post?...

then leave.

>?...
not
>..?
get it together

Ahh yes a fellow radical centrist I see

The state of the greens
youtube.com/watch?v=32aqb167NkE
Is this the worst interview in British political history? I know its two years old, but its still so shit and there isn't going to be a green interview for this election

You're supposed to look for a new job BEFORE you quit. Rookie mistake.

I can't it would be so obvious. It's a professional courtesy...

You forget the humorless NationalFront ex-BNP posters

>We're fucked either way lad, both pretty much want the same thing. More government.

The Tory manifesto explicitly stated their intention for regulating technology and the internet in the next 5 years of government. Show me anything Corbyn or even Labour that implies the same.

w-well looks like you know my post format better than I do senpai...

>made the list

You fucked it lad, you're supposed to find a job before leaving your old one
Start selling drugs, only chance you have

probably falls under tactical voting or civics
the real red pill is that only ancaps are allowed itt

Yeah, but the job was driving me mad so I quit.

What are some good pleb jobs to apply for?

>Inb4 cleaner etc

>>Corbyn gets NEILED
Corbyn has a lot of the same interview mannerisms as Diane Abbott and its weird

When in nuttal getting NIELED?
how does Sup Forums think he'll handle it?

Don't forget I'm here forever...

Have you faggots seen the Coybyns points post on Kike book yet ?

UKIP hated it at the time as they won the Brexit vote on it kek

>Underage animefags
I'm not sure if you're implying that all animeposters are underage, or of 18+ animeposters are ok.

Have you ever pulled your pud to a pic of May lad?

What party?

>inb4 it's tokin' Tim

wat?

Getting a job is a lot easier when you already have a job. Same for women when you already have a gf.

Nah, I've got a job when I had a 2 year CV gap before. I can bullshit in the interview like a pro salesman, I just need some decent long hour jobs and there doesn't seem to be any fucking left in this country

It's all part time bullshit

4 head

large and bulbous

Ancapshire when?

Lower your standards to zero.

til Mummy shuts this place down

Yeah it's too late now

I don't care if the job is pleb tier like working at Maccy's, I just need a job quickly, preferably long hours

Centrism implies such a thing as 'left' or 'right' exists.

Which it doesn't.

Easy, labour wanted to introduce new hate speech laws against Islamophobia last election.

>telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ed-miliband/11570745/The-price-that-Ed-Miliband-is-prepared-to-pay-to-win-the-Muslim-vote.html
>secularism.org.uk/news/2015/04/free-speech-campaigners-concerned-by-ed-milibands-vow-to-ban-islamophobia--without-defining-what-he-means

Was supposed to happen Tuesday, guess they'll just skip it now or do it next week

i know all of you better than you do
i could turn you inside out and explain your all of your actions and desires before you even begin to start to think about embarking on the process of acting out your actions, so to speak

Monday at 1930
He's going to get raped

>pud

poortherner?

I replaced pornography with mummy may. Haven't wanked to anyone else in months lad.

Labour, up north, but's it's been Tory for a while

Daily reminder that for an irn bru and a bag of chips you could force your superior English shaft up this flower of Scotland's anus and stir last night's haggis

>long hours

I think they all average around 60 minutes m8

Why did you do this, lad?

(((ancaps))))

o-ok... psychoanalyse me senpai...

Implying that all animefags are cancer.

>mfw I miss haggisposting, but sturgeon is just so utterly irrelevant atm.

>cyst on bollock
yeah i reckon thats what it is cuz it moves around, still a bit scary desu

No. There are some jobs that are only fit for subhumans.

Cleaning, being a good example. If you're white and British and work that job, you're gonna stick out like a sore thumb. You'll be the only English speaking one there.

It's just not worth it, and it's shit pay/shit hours.

Are you a retard?

Why is it even called a 99 if the greedy wops charge £1.50 for it?

...

>Nazbol vs Ancap

Battle of the meme ideologies desu

>t. newfag

What one thing annoys you most about lefties?

>poortherner?

yes lad

>Wah I won't take a cleaning job because its beneath me
Kill yourself

...

inconsistencies

Who keeps bringing Nazbol memes from /leftypol/?

>T.secret4chinclubn

I laff at you an Demand you try to delve deep here

Inflation m8

My mum said ice creams were 5p or a shilling or w.e when she was a kid

We've all been fucked, now people willingly spend thousands of handbags and clothes with holes in them

the name '99' is nothing to do with the price. it's an old name of uncertain origin.
they used to cost less than 99p when i was a nipper.

Nah kinda true. I worked in catering and it was all romanian people or whatever language they were speaking, I got treated like one of them, bad times.

Who??

I made a slight change to the Cancer of Brit/pol/ poster.

The underage animefag one is a reference to the BBFCfag who keeps complaining about 12 and 15 anime age ratings. He was banging on and on about Amagi Brilliant Park getting a 15 which is perfectly logical.

>Daily reminder
>implying someone could possibly forget

The double think of saying Britain/France etc. have no culture but we must stand by our British values and let other cultures find a foothold here

If we don't have a culture we can't have national values
I worked as a hospital cleaner for 2 years, honest work dirties no mans hands, if you need a job desperately you have to cut your expectations

that parasitic sucking sound them make when they are near.

i used to pay 40p to ride the bus

>it's an old name of uncertain origin.
I think it's supposed to be because the shop that started selling them was number 99 on the road. Hence "the 99" was like their standard

Your mum was a good shag lad

Drumpf is a bigguy

I had a cleaning job when i was 17 and it was all middle aged white moms other than one chinese guy that spoke no English and ended getting fired.

>Are you a retard?

>taking basic humour seriously

Yeah McDonalds would suit you lad

Just edit it to animefags. Anime is fucking dogshit and the manchildren that watch it are pathetic cretins.

I'm looking at his twitter right now. he's pretty meme worthy. some really cringey photos

>Cleaning, being a good example. If you're white and British and work that job, you're gonna stick out like a sore thumb. You'll be the only English speaking one there.

Utter bollocks

t. owner of a cleaning company

That's what you get for quitting before you had anything else. You want a job fast, don't expect anything nice.

I rode on a horse and tram for a shilling