Brit/pol/: Gibraltar Edition

>BA flights cancelled due to IT crash
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40069865
archive.fo/2sQy3

>UK terror threat level reduced to severe
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/27/manchester-attack-uk-terror-threat-level-critical-severe-operation-temperer-bank-holiday
archive.fo/VoIwE

>More than half of voters do not know who Tim Farron is
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/26/tim-half-voters-do-not-know-tim-farron/
archive.fo/NFzFw

>Katie Hopkins to leave LBC immediately after "Final Solution" tweet
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/katie-hopkins-to-leave-lbc-radio-immediately_uk_5927ef98e4b06f6080538666
archive.is/LOT3G

>Corbyn gets NEILED
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40065876
archive.fo/eC45q

>Corbyn Speech: UK foreign policy boosted terrorism and "Austerity has to stop at the A&E ward and at the police station door"
uk.businessinsider.com/corbyn-to-say-wars-boosted-terrorism-in-first-speech-since-manchester-attack-2017-5
archive.is/At6JG

>RAF write "Love from Manchester" on ordinance
independent.co.uk/voices/raf-bomb-love-from-manchester-terrorist-attack-salman-abedi-isis-syria-conflict-not-in-my-name-a7757471.html
archive.is/VdVxj

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Other thread is garbage edition

Slippy T

I don't understand what's gotten into Peter lately. It's almost like he's copying someone.

>archive links

delete this thread

#CorbynSurge

Zimbabwe should have been a warning to us. Now the same fate awaits us all.

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Why post a terrible shop of it?

>despise may and her stupid internet policies
>like corbyn's policies more but it would fuck us economically
>not scottish so SNP is a no
>not welsh
>don't live in brighton-pavilion
>UKIP is a crumbling party
>hate the lib dems with a passion

who do I vote for lads?

Maajid Nawaz calls out the "rot" in the Muslim community around Didsbury Mosque.

lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/maajid-nawaz/maajid-nawaz-refuses-to-praise-didsbury-mosque/

The only patriotic thing to do is spoil your ballot

If you want people who will not take shit from EU in negotiations, which will define our country for decades to come, got to go Tory.

whats going on my british brothers

Write "I could carve a better party than the Tories out of a banana" on the ballot paper

Memes aside, what goes on Gibraltar? What's its purpose? I actually didn't even think Gibraltar was a thing until a few years ago. Also, do you people just talk about Gibraltar to spite Spain or something like that?

Why have no sense of humour?

It's full of online gambling companies and barbary apes. Quite a nice place for a weekend break. Expensive housing.

>do you people just talk about Gibraltar to spite Spain or something like that?

Yes

Mediterranean anglosphere stronghold, and we're colonising the Costa Del Sol too so watch out

>like corbyn's policies more but it would fuck us economically

Unlike the Tories, who have terrible policies and will fuck us economically for shits and giggles.

>Also, do you people just talk about Gibraltar to spite Spain or something like that?

Don't think about it 99% of the time. Only when threatened.

If we wanted to wind you up proper we'd bring up Ceuta and Melilla.

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Nothing really goes on in Gibraltar that's all that special
Its mostly important because of its strategic position, the only time that Gibraltar is ever mentioned in our media is when talking about brexit or spain saber rattles about it

Why does your government even care about Gibraltar? is it just something that can be pulled up to distract from domestic issues?

you forget who destroyed south africa and rhodesia. it was the british who prevented the assassination of mugabe, remember that.

This

BASED muslim

Be honest, you actually have an ARYAN blood refinery inside that rock, you just are paranoid about it going public

If you aren't trolling.. It's one of the most strategically important places on the planet

Not much mate how are things in Reino de España?

UHHHH SIR OSWALD MOSELY I DIDINT KNOW YOU BROWSED Sup Forums H-HOW ARE YOU SIR

>Why does your government even care about Gibraltar?

Imagine how insulting it must be, it would be like Spain or France owning Dover and refusing to give it back.

Is....is that an oxymoron lad?

REAL THREAD

he's still a muslim, and a traitor to his own people

he will be sorted on the day of the rope, with the rest of them

>Why does your government even care about Gibraltar?
To distract Spaniards and keep stealing money. There's also VOX which is a braindead non-european skeptic nationalist party who are obsessed with Gibraltar.

tfw I can smell that place from my house

We have no such thing, just some tunnels with cannons and a nice music hall so we can listen to some British classics to drown out the screams of the... No, I've said too much

Well, yeah, when Europe was in flames. I meant it's current purpose, is it just for trading?

Why does your government care about Ceuta and Melilla

Been around west Dids on night out a couple times, seemed for hispter type rather than Bradistan mark 2....

>Ceuta
It extends Spain's territorial waters quite alot compared to Gibraltar. Makes us completely control the entrance.
>Melilla
Because its been Spanish since the Reconquista finished I guess

>Implying the Gibraltar straits aren't one of the busiest and most important shipping routes in the world
>Implying we don't make money from protecting that route against piracy and geopolitical bullshit
>Implying that Britain owning Gibraltar isn't protecting Spain from yet another Muslim invasion

discord: discordapp.com/invite/A6WU2zr

>Britain owning Gibraltar isn't protecting Spain from yet another Muslim invasion

We're protecting Spain from ourselves in the future?

>reminder that that grumpy cat looks like that because it's basically the feline version of a spacker

Hannan is basically making fun of mongs in that tweet.

Utterly barbaric. The crimes spain committed during the reconquista were crimes against the whole of humanity. You need to give those lands back to their rightful owners.

If you remotely want Brexit, then the Tories. If you hate Brexit and would rather see the Remainer Marxists in Labour find a way to either commit to the softest Brexit or end it altogether, then fuck up our competitiveness and general economy afterwards so everyone thinks it's all Brexit's fault (if by some miracle they actually do take us out), then vote anything else or just not vote at all.

Fucking lies

Thread should for Corbyn, official thread OP never shills for anyone.

I think he might actually be atheist, but pretends to still be Muslim.
>Muslims more likely to listen to a fellow Muslim
>Avoids having his head cut-off for apostacy

What.

They don't live in the area that's the odd thing, none of them around which I guess is a bonus.

They just park like cunts when something big is on, last time was about 8 weeks ago when it was mentally busy for a few hours. There's only ever like a few people any other time if that and it looks closed mostly.

Can't work the place out.

good diversity lads

fucking everyone in gibraltar is spanish and no one in spain cares about gibtaltar, that place is ugly AF and its population consists of autistic ignorant people.

kek

the fuck are you talking about faggot? shall i remind you that we didnt take part in the slave trade. Our "crimes" consist of attacking pagan indina cannibals after they prove to be cunts to our people, we acted this way based on our catholic beliefs un like you british fags. Ive studied both in the uk and spain and am aware of the incredible bias you brits have in history classrooms. You dont even teach your defeat at Cartagena... sorry i´ve had a bad day, my dad found out i smoked weed...

>When something big is on

Radical preacher by the sounds of it. Worst thing is I've heard this kinda thing spouted by working class in spit'n'sawdust pubs and have always thought their just bigotry because they read The Sun or something. Turns out they were right.

We support you with the Falklands and go to war against Argentina if u give us gibraltar,deal tommies?

>crimes
>against muslims
Go back reddit fag

We really need your help beating the Argies.

>all brown = diverse
the city of leftism

Casualties during the Falklands war:
255 killed
775 wounded
115 PoWs
2 destroyers
2 frigates
1 LSL ship
1 LCU craft
1 container ship
24 helicopters
10 fighters
1 bomber

>a traitor to his own people

Sufi? Nah, he represents them well enough, and they're based as fuck. We don't get many in the UK

Amber's on a war path

What if I want more to create an atmosphere where people will finally wake up?

Theresa May has a really fucking awful position hasn't she?

Outside of the establishment, but not in a cool anti-establishment sense, just in an autistic loser sense.

As soon as she fucked up, the Tory media turned on her and she doesn't have the ability to frame it as her being a rebel.

Guys why cant we have a right wing socialist party? Why did Hitler have to ruin it for us?

twitter.com/britainelects/status/868518412334616577

>On who would make a better Home Secretary: Amber Rudd: 43%, Diane Abbott: 12% (via @ComRes)

cum in mum

>hate Tory authoritarianism
>hate Labour's shit economic policy
>for some reason hates Lib Dems despite the previous two points

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[Chorus]

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Bam!
Said I weren't gonna reply because you were begging it
But now look what I've done, you twat!

>americans

>How to troll Peter Hitchens 101

Refer to him as Peter in a tweet

lovely day out there today

anyone wank in the garden?

Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.

>Wales is England and Scotland's kid

youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k&t=1320s
Andrew Neil claims ISIS/Daesh was formed "prior to the invasion of Iraq".

Source or lie you tory neoliberal cunt!

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4KcJTP8nW8

Ho--all to the borders! Vermonters, come down,
With your britches of deerskin and jackets of brown;
With your red woolen caps and your moccasins come,
To the gathering summons of trumpet and drum.
Come down with your rifle!
Let gray wolf and fox
Howl on in the shadow of primitive rocks;
Let bear feed securely from pig-pen and stall;
Here's two-legged game for your powder and ball.
Then cheer, cheer, the green mountaineer, then cheer, cheer the green mountaineer

On the south came the Hessians, our land to police;
And armed for the battle while canting of peace;
On our east came the British, the red coated band
To hang up our leaders and eat up our land.
Ho--all to the rescue! For Satan shall work
No gain for the legions of Hampshire and York!
They claim our possessions--the pitiful knaves--
The tribute we pay shall be prisons and graves!
Then cheer, cheer, the green mountaineer, then cheer, cheer the green mountaineer

We owe no allegiance, we bow to no throne,
Our ruler is law and the law is our own;
Our leaders themselves are our own fellow-men,
Who can handle the sword and the scythe and the pen
Hurrah for Vermont! For the land that we till
Must have sons to defend her from valley and hill
Our vow is recorded--our banner unfurled,
In the name of Vermont we defy all the world!
Then cheer, cheer, the green mountaineer, then cheer, cheer the green mountaineer

What you listening to lads?

youtu.be/T2t2AoZW5CQ

You could have every muslim up and down the country eating babies live on the bbc and people would still junp to their defence.

what about the other 45% for these polls?

>what is sarcasm

>these sick bars made it onto rap genius

No opinion.

>i smoked weed

youtube.com/watch?v=aue-zWxYtEc

Used to have loads to Charlie (no bra ) Dimmock and her 24/7 erect nipples!

She loves to be on her hands and knees.

Gibraltar?

Time for the truth!

will you fuck off

>Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the w-

youtube.com/watch?v=NvKNzyO4wk0

desu whites should never been in rhodesia
as blacks shouldnt be in europe

youtube.com/watch?v=nEIHHydwec8

Blacks should never have been in Rhodesia either.

youtu.be/S_E2EHVxNAE

youtube.com/watch?v=3yT4jXEzzF0

In bed watching flat earth documentaries on YouTube

Nice and cool tonight, fan still on though.

The absolute state of our IT department.