>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Should i start posting here? Seems like these are mostly up in the american evening.
Ian Hughes
sure. how are you dutch robert?
Dylan Harris
Yes. This is prime time. Saturday night, and it's a holiday weekend for us.
Sebastian Richardson
WEW here we go again boys! Another day, another murder(s) in Chiraq!
Isaiah Torres
>Sup Forums learns the ins and outs of Chicago gang culture and begins an op to take over the city's drug trade how long?
Easton Nelson
it's already begun
Parker Ward
How many niggers get shot tonight? I'm guessing 10. Holiday weekend, anything could happen
Jaxon Rogers
>ins and outs of chicago gang culture
>wave your illegally owned firearm and cars as they pass by >pass out in front of a walgreens, CVS, or chik-fil-a >Get take out from Chinese Yum Yum >stand around with your arms crossed inside your t-shirt
How can we use this knowledge to our advantage?
David Murphy
>...urinating on the cash register >The tenant has boobie-trapped the hallway >Teenager is driving a forklift and giving other kids rides >She was doing her makeup when unknown male hispanic walked in looking for somebody >Male friend that he met online is refusing to leave >Juveniles are dumping jugs of soap into the fountain
Adrian Collins
I didn't hear who or why somebody urinated on the cash register but it's such a powerful ideological statement.
David Thompson
oh boy I sure hope the /cpd/ thread will go on all day tomorrow!
Nathaniel Perry
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Bentley Nelson
early shift robert checking in
Josiah Cooper
Keys checked. Memorial Day weekend chimp Rampage anticipated.
Cameron Butler
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Charles James
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Cooper Rodriguez
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Bentley Collins
memorial edition
Anthony Hughes
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Josiah Turner
Praise KEK
Ian Long
i think i heard a couple stabbings earlier... can anyone confirm?
Robert Hughes
Press F to pay respects to Cranky
Andrew Wright
tomorrow is memorial day so idk if that make it more peaceful more shitty?
Isaac Peterson
Monday is Memorial Day and the insanity of Chiraq is always amplified on holiday weekends
This is our warm-up to July 4th
Daniel Torres
BLUE LINE and GREEN LINE mentioned, cross 'em off your cards!
Benjamin Cruz
whew - quad 0 buck shot digits
Ayden Gutierrez
lol let me guess the 4th is when everyone is on fire because people are shooting fireworks at everything that moves?
Joshua Nguyen
Well yeah that happens but things get really weird too. Also there is so much crime on July 4th that the backlog for responding to calls gets up to 4 hours on Sat/Sun.
Evan Peterson
Why is the crime there so suck
Noah Roberts
That's weird, what are all the calls about? Chicago is filled with good boys spreadin the word of Jesus Christ....
Connor Jackson
Because we refused to pick our own cotton a couple centuries ago so now we have to deal with this shit
Liam Thomas
anyone else mad about captch taking a dump last night?
Christian Gonzalez
>having sex in da park with kids around
Kayden Foster
Everything you can imagine. Notable tales from last year were kids throwing bricks off the roof of a convenience store at cars, and a nigger hiding in a drainage hole grabbing women as they walked past.
Noah Gomez
Greetings, good gentlefolk. My favourite part of the day has arrived: The Comfy Time.
Bumping to try to get us out of the second half of the catalogue. The slide these days is amazing.
Levi Richardson
niggers, super corrupt police force, super corrupt nigger mayor who thinks the solution is to remove power from the police, take away everyone's guns, and hand out gibs left and right
>yfw it's now illegal for cops to shoot suspects fleeing from the scene of a crime in a vehicle >yfw it's now safer to run from the cops in chicago than to stick around and be compliant >you can drive as erratically as you want after committing a crime and if they shoot at you they are fired
Gabriel Torres
>a nigger hiding in a drainage hole Holy fucking I'm dying
Isaiah Morales
Get comfy and stay a while!
Connor Sullivan
this, every time I have heard a car chase on the scanner, some supervisor comes up on the radio and orders the chase to terminate, all you have to do is flee and all Robert can do is watch you race away. also >Male Black fighting with oncoming traffic oh this will end well
Daniel King
>male black fighting with oncoming traffic
>sounds like a no win situation
kek
Brody Bennett
>male black fighting with oncoming traffic
that's a new one
Carter Perry
There was a good car chase earlier this week that went on for a while. Don't know what the conclusion was though
Logan Gutierrez
Sliding again. Goddammit.
Daniel Brown
Bump for Robert's sake
Parker Lopez
R E A L A D A M H O U R S
Jaxson Morales
OH SHIT WE GOT A FOOT CHASE
Chase Wood
FOOT CHASE!
Josiah Diaz
get 'em
Jayden Clark
Seriously, the amount of pure shit getting dumped on this board lately is unbelievable.
Brandon Howard
>DOA possiblly from 7 days ago
F
Caleb Cox
evening Roberts
Jack Scott
Mood images, anyone?
Hudson Watson
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Evan Campbell
Evening, friends.
>To the Robert who turned me on to Hell Safari: Holy Shit, I haven't laughed this hard in months. It's like a fucking novel.
Thomas Adams
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Zachary Martinez
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!
Juan Edwards
Aww Shieett
Blinded by the light
AGAIN!
Chase Brooks
OH SHIT!
Jonathan Peterson
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!
Connor Hill
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
Daniel Reed
All we need to do is replace all the tide people are stealing with bleach. People with bleached clothing will have stolen tide, so we know exactly who to arrest. It's the perfect plan.
Joseph Morales
>when memes become reality
Benjamin King
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Juan Martinez
>peoples tagging a wall
Dominic Wilson
Lol they don't steal it to use it, usually. They're stealing it to use as currency. Really.
It's expensive, a lot of people need it, and you can acquire it without much work or risk. Easier than stealing cash or weed, but can get you cash and weed.
Bleach would just catch buyers, some of whom are average citizens, some of whom are sort of scummy but not that bad. Only a few caught would be dealers and shoplifters/buyers.
hey bros we should start a ham radio network / relay for northern IL
it could be great fallback incase of times of disaster like power outage or ISP failure or even big government shutdowns
blackouts/emps ect
we could even setup a p2p packet radio network and have a open meshnet internet 2.0
make it happen!!!
Alexander Ramirez
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Aaron Cooper
we could use it to shitpost and talk about chiraq but in the event of southern chicago chimping out we could have ability to form quick militia network in response
I'm always struck by the fact that these could be cute little neighborhoods, populated by different people.
Lincoln Perez
In some places, it's a city of the future.
Jason Miller
yeah looks like some 50s mill town you picture your grand parents living in
Cooper Ward
It's sad but most of them were nice neighborhoods at one time
Aaron Jones
It would get jammed 24/7 by multiple parties
Jonathan Cruz
There are trees planted, some people care.
Jackson Gray
Or cared.
Ryder Moore
SHIEEET In few weeks it will be the first thread anniversary. Pic related: July 2016
Jaxson Powell
last remaining white people in the place. they will move soon
Brayden Allen
Your ID suggests you're one of the extraterrestrial kind.
Brayden Fisher
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Jason Gray
>walking eastbound on the tracks
Gabriel Sanders
What does a Swede get out of a /cpd/ thread?
John Perry
Take Atlantic City, New Jersey for example. It used to be a decent place, now it's a shithole. Liberals thought "if we just take minorities out of the hood and put them in a nice white neighborhood, then they won't be thugs." Yeah well that whole plan totally failed but nobody will admit why. You can take a nigger outta da hood, but you can't take the hood out of a nigger.
Mason Ward
>robbed at gunpoint. Check
Nathan Robinson
feel better about living in Sweden. could be worse could be Chicago
Justin Long
Well also AC depended on people wanting to be tourists in one of the worst states in the country. And there can only be one Vegas.
Noah Cook
Depends where in Sweden. If I were in Malmo I would where a flak jacket
Jackson Sullivan
There are worse places. Would rather live in Chicago than Oklahoma or Arkansas.
And just across the border into Indiana, Gary is definitely worse.
Christian Walker
got me on that i honestly think i would pick the ladder over shicago
Lincoln Cruz
>Looking for volunteers for a LSD detail get that overtime
Lucas Edwards
c-can we do it JT65
t.apartmentfag
Easton Fisher
>body snatcher
Check
Carson Richardson
i think ham permit is only like 15 bucks
Bentley Hughes
Robert checking in Don't forget having an AK 47. If you let them know you have one, they'll be ordered not to follow you.
Elijah Roberts
Reviewbrah is obsessed with "short wave" radio, we could get him to set it up for us lol
Jace Cook
>The year after I graduated HS in 2007 they were going to try something similar. The plan was to take the dumbass retarded minorities in what we called "CCP" classes (college-career prep) and "CP" classes (college-prep) - both very PC ways of denoting non-honors classes - and put them in the honors classes at a ratio of 1 CCP/CP for every 10 honors kids.
The honors kids and teachers both hated this plan, because we all knew that the result would be the deterioration of the quality of education that the honors kids got, while the retarded niggers stayed retarded niggers
I don't know if they're still doing it at my old HS
