Why Finland is the best country in the world?

Why Finland is the best country in the world?
>30 soldiers using skis killed 500 million russian pig soldiers (with tanks, etc) using 300 years old weapons and shitty wolf fur coats
>Beautiful women and culture
>Nokia
>Linux
>Beautiful language (suomi perkele, kiitos)
>Best bands (Children of Bodom, Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, Stratovarius )
>Best internet memes (spurdo)
>Saunas
>Best vodka (Absolut, Finlandia)
>No sand nigger multicultural shit.
>Best guitarist in the world Kiko Loureiro married a Finnish woman

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>beautiful language

case marking is abhorrent. missing pronouns (she vs he???) and a government-monopoly on alcohol.

soldiers using skis killed 500 million russian pig soldiers

you might want to double check your numbers on that.

Fins are Mongolian rape babies.

>stinky ferment fish dishes

>Why Finland is the best country in the world?

Because they love disc golf. The greatest sport ever! I love disc golf. Someday I will visit Finland.

every night I come here in hopes of finding a Finland circle jerk thread, and almost every night I find one. God bless me

I actually have a spurdo morale patch coming soon
Might go there and wear it on a hat like an autist one day

Also
>best education
>highest iq in Europe (because they have Asian genetics)
>mandatory military service
>most civilian guns per capita in Europe

Tfw you will never be Finnish

I wish I was you. How does it feel to be the highest tier white on the planet?

>Most efficient Pre-Modern Army in history, except perhaps Roman

Why is this a bad thing?

>No sand nigger multicultural shit
lies, it's pretty full of them, even in the tiny towns in the north

sweden and norway

every day I spend some time wondering if I should an hero or not, but then I remember I have the responsibility of representing the cream of the crop white people. It's a heavy burden in this increasingly dark world of ours, but one I'm willing to carry

>if I should an hero or not
do you live off kela benefits?
>yes
kys
>no
go on and make your race proud

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimated_number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country

Serbia almost twice as high.

>inb4 mudslimes
They're Eastern Orthodox.

Turn that stupid VPN off, Pekka.

I'm a plumber. It's a bretty gud job, pays well. I'm just pretty bored of my life

But Serbia is a war zone so it doesn't count

I'm merely Finland obsessed, Jonne

you're ok then
try to find ways to make your life more enjoyable

Best country, serkku.

Shit Finland is a country? I thought it's just joke and banter

Sauce?

>Gerrymandering facts to suit his whims

superior mongol genes ensure finns will never be conquered by force, only by welfare. now sw*des are colonizing MY homeland and no one even notices or cares. this cannot be allowed.
>ib4 flag
i am 100% pure finn, whitest genes in yurop

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimated_number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country

What the hell. Serbs don't have many guns because they have had relaxed laws

There are pretty much only three things I hate about Finland:

>high taxes
>shitty weather
>if you don't drink a lot of alcohol, you'll likely end up as a social outcast

Boobies

I meant the girl, but thanks.

>if you don't drink a lot of alcohol, you'll likely end up as a social outcast
This is a complete meme, being spouted by people who think people are eternally teenagers

I thought that Finnish weather was awesome, only 'spring' really sucks, with the brown snow and grey everywhere.

Only Finns cry about the weather here

>teenagers

Yeah, that's when most social exclusion happens.

Snow, rain, wind and darkness for 10 months, "spring" for 1,5 months and two weeks of summer.

Finland is only good for it's music and memes.

>Somalia

Finnish dark, cold winters are the comfiest thing, specially considering your saunas

for sure but getting back to social circles isn't exactly hard, unless you never study again

it's comfy for maybe two weeks, after 7 months of it you start being ready to die

He obviously lying, they also had 50 mounted archers that used cantabrian circle. We had no chance against that. F

No,we have that many guns after they told us to turn in weapons,so we had even more before that.

4 months really didn't feel like enough, desu
wish I could get back for winter some other year

you've actually visited Finland all the way from Chile? As exchange student, I take it?

yeah