Worst cases of NEETdom on this board?
>Be me
>26
>Still live at home with parents
>No job
>No education
>Stay on a bunkbed
>Barely starting community college this year in Fall
>Trying to lose weight
when TRUMP got elected it inspired me to get my shit together. Any other NEETs with similar stories?
I bet you unironicaly still hate immigrants for taking your non existing job and blame them for your life being shit
Pretty much the same except left home at 19, went to college, on and off at university while working as a manager in retail, didn't get anything out of it. Admittedly hot girlfriend of 5 years, have my own flat (rent though).
Not been working for a year, finances are fucked, not sure I can go to university again unless I know I can pull my weight. Career prospects are looking grim desu.
>Be me
>>Still live at home with parents
>>No job
>>No education
>>Stay on a bunkbed
You sound like me three years in the future.
they drive down wages, are all unemployed and lazy and they steal all of our jobs. Spics gtfo, I cant wait until Trump starts building the wall so I can work part time building it while i go to school
You dont have a choice theres no jobs in Russia from what I hear. Immigrants are all taking our jobs here. Not that i've really been looking
>34
>worked construction before recession
>pizza delivery during hard times.
>laid off
>can't even get day labor because of spica
>living in mom's garage
>sustaining myself on the liquid Jew
You're worthless
get a job - any job. you are fucking pathetic in your current state. a disgrace to life. like a fucking baby. you are humiliating your parents and shaming your ancestors with your laziness. it makes me sick to even think about and i'm not kidding
spics take all the jobs and i'm not working for minimum wage
Sort yourself out.
>they drive down wages, are all unemployed
So you have done absolutely nothing to upskill beyond the bare minimum and yet you think you're entitled to more than the minimum wage?
no they don't. and why not? right now you're not working at all. you're not above it - no man could exist in a lower state than you do - not even a bum panhandling on the street. imagine your mother telling you grandfather or great-grandfather that everything they worked for, everything they sweated for and fought for to successfully pass their genetic material forward has culminated in a 26 year old who sleeps in a bunk bed at his parents house and doesn't earn his keep.
sickening beyond belief. embarrassing as all hell.
I'm trying to. It's why i'm going to star going to school. I'll get financial aid to pay for part of it and I'll ask my parents for a load to pay for the rest
You burgers can't hope to compete with glorious Scandinavian NEETs, they've got it perfected. You ever wonder why so many the biggest turbo autists in MMOs come from around there?
I was comparable to a NEET when i was 26, Ron Paul turned me into someone who takes personal responsibility, been earnin and burnin ever since, God Bless Ron Paul
>do absolutely nothing
>inb4 code guy meme
Or you could clean your room and change the path of your life.
Do you like cricket?
>30
>live in an apartment with friend
>parents pay my rent, friend has to go to work
>Good looking, but hate women because everyone I've dated has been shit
>work on cool, highly technical programming projects all day
>cook spaghetti
I guess it's not so bad, but basically waiting to die with a nifty passtime.
Nope.
>30
>Dropped out of high-school at 15
>Never had a job
>Never had friends
>Never had girlfriend
>Can't drive
>Can't use public transport
>First time seeing a Doctor in 15 years happened 1 month ago to get referred to a psychologist.
>Haven't left my house other than to walk to the local gym when nobody else is there and to go to my psychologist which only started this past month.
>Never go to the shops
>Have only ordered clothing online, most of which is just for going to the gym with
>My psychologist says I'm an extreme case.
Currently in the process of getting diagnosed Autism Spectrum Disorder.
Will apply for disability after I get enough evidence from my doctors.
I'm pretty sure I have 99.99% of people on here beat.
>inb4 CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
My room has nothing in it, I'm OCD autistic about cleanliness and tidiness. My room is literally spartan tier. In-fact this is how my parents are as well, there's no clutter or messiness in this house, it's all clean and tidy 100% of the time. This is another part of my autistic behavior. I can't go be in any environment that's messy, dirty, cluttery. Therefore the "clean your room" meme doesn't work for me.
>30
>Still live at home
>NEET
>On disability pension for dysthymia and avoidant personality disorder
>still able to go out and enjoy some of life because i get money
>Things are bad, but not so bad, will probably move out of home at the end of year, maybe try and get some sort of work where I don't have to interact with other humans.
NEETlife is okay.
I cant go to the gym when other people are there either, but i cope for work somehow.
Take care of elderly people. Spics literally can't get that job because it requires background checks. You make slightly above min wage and there's minimal training involved.
There's places practically begging for people to take care of old people, they will train you.
...but you're too good for that right?
> be me, 31
> kissless virgin
> still live with parents
> flunked out of community college
> dropped out of high school
> last job was a cook at McDonalds
> that was 6 years ago
> no income except for a 20 dollar allowance weekly
> parents depressed because of their failure of a son
> depressed because their depressed and feel like a failure myself
> never come out of my room except to get something from the kitchen
> piss in bottles because I'm too lazy to walk to the bathroom
> have a gutter extension outside my window I just pour my piss into and reuse the bottles
I have a friend who is about to turn 26 who graduated with a 4 year degree in economics a year ago who lives with his parents and has only had 1 job which he held for 4 months (3+ years ago).
I seriously don't know what he does all day. I mean, I know what he does, he drives his parents' car over to other friends' house and smokes their weed all day. I just don't know how he stands it. The last time I wasn't employed or in school (7 years ago when I was 18) I felt like a piece of shit.
Why can't you use public transportation? What would happen if you tried to?
...
this thread is horrendous. stop looking for excuses for everything. i guarantee i could go see a doctor and get a piece of paper saying i am mentally ill. i absolutely guarantee it.
life isn't supposed to be fun and easy and none of your problems or drawbacks matter at all. you have a duty as a man, a son, a grandson, to pick yourself up like everyone else does and make anything happen. it's all bullshit. you'll die soon and in a few days even if you become rich and famous nobody will even care about it or think about you. but as long as youre alive you have a duty to get the fuck up and be a man.
500 years ago you'd be just fine. and if you insisted on feeling like a victim and being a drain, you'd just be thrown in the woods for animals to eat. you are so lucky you get to play this game now.
>25
>no job
>lived off of parents, and finished hs.
>was dating a cutie pie back in hs and broke off once she went to university
>ends up getting pregnant and having a child
>the boyfriend bails
>we rekindle our loss relationship
>she helped me find a job and i kindly repay back by taking care of her child
Anyways, I'm happy we're together again and life when I was not with her was the hardest. She's very supportive and helped me throughout my early 20's to get out of the NEET phase
How much evidence did you have to get before applying for DSP?
I can't be in areas with lots of strangers, especially enclosed areas.
I use to like watching it 15-20 years ago when I was a kid. I don't really like the new players.
> be me, 31
> kissless virgin
>> piss in bottles because I'm too lazy to walk to the bathroom
i dont believe you
photos please
I've worked in the government department responsible for DSP (Human Services)
Happy to answer any questions about it. I know the system quite well even though I was in the corporate side of things rather than assessments
>18
>been unemployed since October
>barely ever look for jobs because of social anxiety
>spend most of my days playing WoW
>28
>bachelors in engineering
>no jobs in 2nd world slavistania
>went to the UK to work there
>busted by ass in factories for a few months
>busted my health at the same time
>had to move back in with parents since unable to work manual shit for UK $$$
>tried going to the military
>didn't pass because of bad health
>can't drive
>no neet bucks because you have to be full blown demented with no fixing to get them here
>life off of aging parents, hoping I'll figure something out
>also no gf virgin fl
>bare few friends
>barely leave house anymore
You didn't answer the question. Would you have a panic attack if you were stuck on a bus?
Gross, what a disgusting cuckle-puck.
Would you feel better if I wasted my time as an iron worker or electrician? Been there, done that. The spics can inherit the earth for all I care. They are ugly and stupid enough to deserve it.
Pretty sad
>30
>live with mom
>have gf that lives with me
>she works
>havent worked in 6 or so years
>going for my BS in CS
>a little less then halfway done
>dunno if I can get a loan cause I used a lot getting my AAS/IT and working on the CS part at CC.
oh well
If you were employed before why the fuck does your "social anxiety" become a factor now?
>trump's election inspired me
>barely starting community college almost a year later
Boy, someone sure lit a fire under your ass.
I fell for the trade meme. Severely injured in the first fucking six months due to some white methhead co-worker idiot. Literally 22 years old and my body will NEVER be the same.
Living off shit disability doing nothing but using weed for pain management and playing MMOs. Was hoping for Trump to save the white race, and that's been a disaster.
Will probably kill myself soon. That or maybe build a Titan, fly around the virtual galaxy for a bit, then kill myself.
iI'm kind of like you. I'm 26 but I have a bachelor's and I've had part time jobs before. I got two pretty decent job offers right after college... but idk what happened to me, I just didn't take them and decided to stay at home and do nothing for 2 years. I feel like some sort of quarter life autism kicked into me when I was around 24, but idk... I just feel like I don't care anymore. I'm not looking for work, I'm not... doing anything.
I have 0 motivation and I have no idea why =[
>20
>been NEET since 17
>dropped out of hs because of depression
>try to go to cc but decide not to though I can still sign up for classes if I wanted too
>haven't gotten GED because I have no money for it
>no NEETBUX either I just live in poverty
I want off this ride
I'm mainly just wondering how long I should wait before applying for DSP. I only just starting seeing a clinical psychologist and GP 1 month ago. But they've sent me to a specialist now for testing for ASD as the GP had me cleared for any health related issues that may be causing my problems.
Obviously it's not health related, it's all mental disorder related, but I just need a clinical diagnosis.
My doctors signed off on having me not goto jury service and they wrote "severe mental disorder" as the reason why I can't go.
I'm a bit confused at how it all works.
>How much evidence did you have to get before applying for DSP?
About 4 years worth of prior failure trying hold down a job, multiple letters from my psychologist, psychiatrists and my normal Dr explaining that my situation is unlikely to improve.
i wouldn't be happy. i wouldn't care at all. i don't even know you, and clearly you don't care about yourself, so why should i?
it's just fucking crazy that you can even conceptualize "wasting time" when you are lower than a family pet and the ultimate shame to your ancestors, who wouldn't have wasted a single breathing moment if they thought it would help you be anything better than what you are
I would in constant panic and anxiety if you told me I had to go on a bus 1 year from now.
So broadly speaking there are two criteria you must fit to get DSP
1) That your disability prevents you from working. So even if you get your leg chewed off by a shark, they could still say that doesn't stop you from working.
2) You must have a minimum of 2 years evidence of medical treatment for your disability.
Based on what he said seems to fit that criteria.
Now I'm not answering anymore questions until you tell me whether you like cricket or not you sperg
>About 4 years worth of prior failure trying hold down a job, multiple letters from my psychologist, psychiatrists and my normal Dr explaining that my situation is unlikely to improve.
I see.
I wonder what it would be for me considering it's been 15 years shut-in.
In another thread similar to this someone told me I should just apply for new-start and just get letters from psychologist saying I can't look for work, until DSP is accepted.
Actually user, centrelink use a tables system. They're called impairment tables and you must max them out.
Getting to "FUCKED UP" on the table will get you your disability bucks.
But in all seriousness, you just need to have more than one problem (preferably) but it's all determined how how a condition affects you.
I'm a FREETer. I take odd jobs here and there so I can afford vidya and alcohol and cigarettes. I'm 32 and live in my parents basement. Honestly idgaf I'm a genetic freak show so I will never attract a woman or get married. So I basically just live for myself. There's really no incentive to wagecuck full time for people like me.
>26
>high school dropout
>never had a job
>no car
>no friends
>still living with parents
>play video games all day
>have no immediate plans to get a job or further education
>dumb as a brick
I have literally no future at all, my job application would probably get insta trashed even at a shitty place like mcdonalds.
Because the job I had came to me. I quit because I couldn't handle the people interactions. Makes me suicidal aftbqhfam.
>24
>Went to top 10 public uni
>Was set up to work for Big 4
>Recruiters knew my name
>Crippling depression
>Drug binge and raves
>Failed college
>1 year shut in
>started to walk 3 hours a day
Still trying to sort my self out
>Now I'm not answering anymore questions until you tell me whether you like cricket or not you sperg
I already answered - not sure where the post went.
I said I use to like watching cricket when I was younger, 15-20 years ago. I don't like the new players.
Does the 2 years still count if I've been NEET for 15 year? I guess it'll be awhile since I only just started seeing a doctor for the first time in 15 years.
The problem may be that you don't have that 15 years documented by Dr's or mental health professionals, however if you meet the 21 point criteria you might be able to get it. At the very worst, centrelink may want you to participate in some sort of rehab thing to get you into work, when that fails they'll most likely tell you to apply for DSP like they did with me.
what odd jobs do you pickup?,Do you have any education ?. Being semi neet sounds good desu you can afford to have some spending money but you will also have free time
How do you rent if you haven't worked for a year?
Aren't they rolling out work for the dole for the DSP?
That's broken as fuck dude, get some sort of help for that while you're still young. I played around with avoiding life to escape in WoW (back when it was good) and it only delayed having to face all the BS anxieties when it came time to needing to grow up and deal so i could eat.
>22
>scraped by in high school even though I was accommodated with a paper from my shrink
>attended community college for 2 years, dropped out
>never picked a major, only completed a years' worth of general education classes
>no job, no plans for education
>living at my grandmother's house along side my mother and my aunt
>haven't had a friend since high school, and even then I talked to him only during the breaks between classes
>"mentally ill", but I think that's just because I never leave the damn house and it's driving me insane
>I do literally nothing besides watch random youtube videos and browse Sup Forums
>hesitant to even walk outside, when I do I pace in the yard for exercise
>my mother has always been by my side, wants to follow me where ever I go
>as a kid I asked her for reassurance regarding everything
>I haven't stopped needing her approval, except now I don't ask for it with a question, I just don't do anything
>if I am to do anything of my own I don't want to be seen doing it
>my one and only significant problem is just fucking doing things. I run away from everything, even things I would otherwise enjoy
>I've spent years doing NOTHING
I don't even pursue hobbies or play video games, and when I do I lose interest after a few days. Instead, I shut my mind off with repetitive numbing tasks. I have no reason to wake up besides food and water.
I like to remind myself (for motivation) that I'm going to die at some point regardless of what I've accomplished. It hasn't been as effective as I'd like it to have been.
if any of you guys are as extreme in your mental illness as you claim to be, and i'm sure it's just laziness, you should write books. you should donate your time to be studied, because those examining you would be able to write textbooks about how useless you are.
i drive by a genuine, card-carrying retard every single day. he's walking to work. limping and hobbling with a cane - he's either blind or deaf. he's fat, bald, and all fucked up. but he's walking to work at 6:30am. i bet he would kill for his biggest problem to be social anxiety.
Should've come to America.
fuck off coon
I see.
I've looked at Table 5 for mental health and I easily, EASILY hit the 20 point mark, actually I even hit most of the 30 point mark stuff.
I also just had an IQ test last week at a specialist. My doctors got me to take it. Getting results back for this this Tuesday I think. It's costing $600, and my parents have to pay for all this shit obviously. How do any poorfags with mental disorders get this shit done?
I "literally" worked for Centrelink m8 it's all based on legislation and meeting a very (these days) strict criteria.
Couldn't say m8, I don't want to give you any incorrect information. All I can say is that it is quite difficult to get on and what someone else told you is correct which is that you would go on Newstart first.
Nope, DSP is basically the pension for sick people, if that were the case they'd have to tell retired boomers they'd have to work for the pension too.
30. Still NEET. No real jobs over a month long since 18. Dropped out of college @ 19.
I have a bs in cs but I mostly take hard labor jobs out of a sense of masochism and because I treat it as a form of getting paid to work out.
God speed, user. Norninf good comes easy and you will learn this but 10 years from now never regret changing paths.
Based fucking Maltabro
What's NEETbux like in Malta? I'm a Maltese citizen
Don't worry I'm not thinking about coming to leech off you. I work.
>How do any poorfags with mental disorders get this shit done?
They don't, they usually end up on the streets.
>Turn 26 in June
>Still live at home with mommy
>No job. Only work experience, if it can even be remotely considered as such, was doing freelance art stuff for a website
>Only have a GED
>Sleep on an old spring bed that has since concaved.
>Deciding whether to go to CC or military
>Trying to gain weight, work out, clean myself up, and not look like a weakling hungry skeleton.
Who here has been NEET the longest?
I'm only on my third year.
Ha, no, I'd kick the shit out of my ancestors. I've got about 30-40 years left on this planet, and I've got to find some way to ride it out. There will probably come a time in my life where I'll be homeless, and when that time comes, I'll take my rifle and shoot the local congressman. Until then, I'll be here shitposting and working on my stuff.
Average minority families > refugees = full blown nigs > cuckolds > literal garbage > NEETs. If you are a NEET and you've hit 30 and still can't figure you're shit out enough to at least work part time at a McBastard please for your parents sake kys.
>24
>Was school house captain
>3 sports at school, 1st division in all
>Got incredibly high marks at school
>2 degrees over 5.5 years at uni (both STEM)
>Grad job straight out of uni
>Promoted 8 months after grad job
>100k/yr already
But
>didn't go to australian version of prom
>never had a gf
>kissless virgin
>neurotically feel pathetic every day for not doing better in life
>I think every person I see in public is better than me
>I have no emotion.
>When I tick the "Im not a robot" captcha, I feel like I am lying to mr Sup Forums.
There are many aspects of life and being successful in any of them has no correlation to be being successful or content with any other.
>That or maybe build a Titan
dont, titans are as fun as a mobile pos. Instant buyer's regret
>get some sort of help for that
Honestly don't know where to get help from. Don't have much money at all
pfft you've got it easy
>be me
>29
>still lives with parents
>no job
>BA in psych AKA worthless piece of paper
>sleep in room covered in garbage and bottles of urine
>235 lbs.
>not worked in 5 years
>OCD and depression
>virgin
>probably the only jew within a hundred mile radius who sucks at math and isn't rich
>never kissed a girl
Get on my fucking level
Do you think your IQ test will indicate an intelligent
quotient of below average?
Savings... not anymore
>>started to walk 3 hours a day
explain, do you just walk around your neighborhood like a demented cabbage or go off into nature areas.
fuck off nigger, name one net positive whites gain from having non white immigrants
Christ, you sound like me
I've been a shut in for around 4 years, I'm in my early 20's
For now my future plans are to live on my own with the bux I get and do drugs
>22
>live with parents
>graduated 4 days ago still no job
>BS chemical engineering
>stay on queen bed in my room
>loans coming due soon
I'm fucked if I don't find a job in a few weeks.
thanks brother
Depends on your state/county, there is usually a department of mental health type of place that is low/no cost. They could give you referrals and resources especially if you're low or no income
>23
>Dropped out of highschool at 16 due to bullying
>Got a job working in a warehouse for 2 years
>Be NEET till about 20, then do some certs and a Diploma
>Get no jobs, no replies or anything
>Forced to work with psychotic brother in his business, he leaves to go overseas
>NEET again
>Get drivers license at 22
>NEET again
>23, now just enrolled into some university units so I can get centrelink payments for studying.
>Virgin, but have kissed a girl.
>>try to go to cc but decide not to though I can still sign up for classes if I wanted too
Without a GED or diploma?
Damn...Whats a good solo ship for fucking up noobs and generally being the asshole of the universe?
> do you just walk around your neighborhood like a demented cabbage or go off into nature areas.
Both. I have a souless angry face when I walk around the neighborhood. And there is a trail behind my home. I go for a walks and talk to myself to make myself feel better
Just deffer that shit. You can deffer for 3 years
It makes me feel better to see that all the nazi larpers are just really unhappy people who blame jews for their shit. Basically blm tier in reverse.
You can't work if you have major anxiety disorder. Everything goes black and white and gets scary in panic attacks. People yelling at you cause you freeze up. You feel dumb and ashamed. Social anxiety is but one part of it. If it wasn't legit the government wouldn't be paying out. For a male to get neetbux is very difficult and takes a very long time.
I have no idea. I'll find out soon I guess.
I was a F student in high-school before I dropped out, I can barely learn shit, so I'm going to assume I'm below average.
You're just a gigantic fucking retard unworthy of contempt but pity is applicable here so let me break it down for you:
1. The whole concept of "picking yourself up" is nonsense, we have all for many generations inherited a financial context we didn't participate in since we weren't born. Your John Galts you dream about getting throatfucked by are just an amalgamation of luck upon luck, generation upon generation working fucking and dieing in a first world country. The whole fucking universe is moving in a predetermined trajectory but you want to attribute some ipads or donkey kong sales to yourself (by the way selling poop and donkey kong means you are a valuable human.)
2. Be a man- Just watch society dedicate itself to vilifying you and physically eradicating you and then pitch in like a good little man. Cancer is probably the closest language can come to describing this
3. Please find one instance 500 years ago where someone said "Fuck this" and got thrown in the woods. Or at any point in time. Or even just abandoned in the woods. Maybe there wasn't any incentive to do say "FUCK THIS". Maybe that obviously can't be attributed to the individual and there was some incentive for men to not lay down and accept death in the past?
People like you are very common and probably the number one demographic that needs to be quarantined