/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD – WOMAN JUST GOT SHOT EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Press FF to pay respects for Pregnant women

male black
black gun
red t shirt

F

FF

F

That one guy sounded frantic

she's gone, man

X

>take it easy Robert!

FF
>Car hit a pole
And the eternal battle continues

>12 male black teens

>car hit a pole

S

12 male blacks walking

>car v. pole MCMXLII
War never changes.

FF

FF

That's 12 too many

Prayers to all CPD on duty stay safe tonight Robert!

closing time
let the carnage begin!

>kedzia on a...car fire

Real nigger hours.

It's closing time
One last call for alcohol,
so finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time,
You don't have to go home but you
can't
stay
here

>drunk drivers all over the place

The count will have a lot to count tonight

What you're calling the cause I call the cure!
youtube.com/watch?v=W-UBgTg1wbA

when the male black isnt beating his girlfriend to death or gambling on the corner he sometimes goes on a joy ride while drunk

>give news affairs a call ASAP

Aww Shiieett

>active order of protection against a thug nigger
>he doesn't pay any attention to it

who would have seen that coming?

Those bustas uptown ain't gonna shot theyself, nigguh.

youtu.be/djV11Xbc914

What happened? I zoned out.

>Male black with a child. I'm interested in this story now

>male black is taking a child...
this augurs well

>the male black is taking a small male white/hispanic child out by the reserve
>female caller saying she heard shots fired

nigger pedo kidnapping hispanic child
and the usual shots fired

That boy better clench his pucker tight. Niggers gon' nig.

"Male black taking a male white or male Hispanic child in duns area"

>male black
>taking small white or hispanic child

I don't think that is going to end well for the kid

>Male black takes a child white or child hispanic to dunes(?) area

>intoxicated couple in parking lot arguing over who will drive

is this what love is like

FF

>girlfriend called police saying her ex-bf is trying to break into her apartment and said he was going to kill her.

Aw hell...

>MALE WHITE! PLOT TWISTY

did they find that poor kid or what???

priorities ROBERT!!!

>dad taking son home from bar

That's probably the victim.

>male laying in intersection

gee...I wonder if he is dead.

I miss anything good tonight? People still stealing tide?

cant find the kid??!!

>30 people fighting

>They've taken shirts off so it's serious now
kek

>30 people fighting
What a night to be alive.

Tide banditry happens all the fucking time. Pisses me off to no end.

What's going on with this? Not sure
I didn't hear anything about dad/son

>30 people fighting

hahahahahaha

>taking shirts off, it looks serious now

>over 30 fighting
check

Robert says it looks like it is getting serious now

ho-leeee shit. this is addicting as hell. satisfying.

typical niggers

30 people fighting
"they've taken shirts off so it's serious now"

no idea. hope kid is ok.

I hate pedos

>30
AH AH AH AH

Did I hear someone say "he was Swedish?"

(in b4 Sweden Yes)

I think they send a robert into area to look for him
but hasnt found him yet

...

Large Crowd of Drag Racers. They should record it for the new fast & the furious.

Is that a unicorn fucking a dude behind him??

>drag racers on Loomis
>large crowd, very racy

its on

>wake up
>make coffee
>turn on CPD
>take a sit on the balcony
>light up a cig
ah, beautiful sunny mornings...

>local time is 9:30 am.

Holstead sounds like quite a busy place

fights, drunks and everything interesting goes on there.

...

unicorn dolphin to be precise

sounded like that to me

Why yes, I believe it is... It's a mural for the local school/daycare center.

ye

Halsted

Enjoy the show!

>two shots to the upper abdomen
>two to the left arm

>name Sha wan

I love those nigger names

>2 shots abdomen and 2 in arm

>two shots abdomen
>two shots left arm
ouch. come on robert, give that man... a hand.

>4 gunshot wounds

I'm off to the land of nod. Good night and stay safe Robrert.

every weekend my friend... thanks!

Was it that woman who got shot in the back?

AH AH AH

This will be a very good weekend for this since it is a 3 day weekend.

Oh who am I kidding these basketball american's don't have jobs

stay comfy, robert!

Jesus Trump just send in the Feds already!

'night Robert

ITS A NIGGER MONSTER!

>driver passed out in Truck

Sounds like Mexican

don't welfare, EBT, section 8, medicare, and parole count as jobs?

Stay safe, Roberts, you're doing god's job.
It's time for me to go to bed.

Keep it comfy, over.

>male black and male his panic fighting inside Taco Bell

>sings "its the first of the month"

yeah. I guess that is a job.

TACO BELL TACO BELL TACO BELL

>Black male & a hispanic fighting inside a taco bell

We need drawfags on some of these.

>male, yelling at female. crying. not surprising

goodnight Robert! stay safe

>Male Black
>Male Hispanic
>Fighting outside Taco Bell

Here's to the spic killing the nigger and the Cop killing the spic!