Do not be part time with your hjiab sisters, inshallah
Levi Reyes
Anyone else ever been incredibly down for a very long time, then had their hopes up only to have the crashing down again?
Gabriel Rivera
Won't be long now.
Adam Jones
I need someone to reassure me on a dumb bet I made.
Labour to win over 183.5 Seats.
Lucas Stewart
My local labour candidate came round today lads, and I told her I couldn't vote for them because I was worried that their polices would damage the economy. However, after a long chat over a cup of tea that they'd actually be 'armless.
Jacob Watson
VPN or a cheeky weekend trip to lose your V plate?
Ryder Hill
Ooof, a lace choker
Evan Richardson
I know how you feel. Been depressed for years
Hudson Long
Why does one of the waifus have two clunges?
Luis Phillips
Start moving to Northern Ireland
Aiden Cox
>paying for delivery A garlic bread or some wings and it would be free
>tfw you've abandoned wider Sup Forums and just post in here all day
Pretty comfy desu
Christopher Sullivan
How did you come to that conclusion?
Bentley Watson
Pretty depressed about this country lads.
Josiah Hall
lmao no it's full of subhuman paddys
Isaac Robinson
Look closer at the picture.
Josiah King
Yeah, standard Sup Forums is just the pits lad
Hudson King
A girl I used to shag got married today. I remember her texting me one night saying
>Hope you're awake user, I'm horny as fuck and thirsty. Do you have a drink for me? Please x
Referring to me ejaculating in her mouth, if you know what I mean. She ended up having a son with a halfcaste lad who left her and now her new husband is going to bring up his wife's son like a good goy and just pretend that she didn't present her arsehole to me when she was 17. Made me kek. Imagine being as pathetic as him desu.
VPN, I think if I went to see a prostitute I'd end up asking if she had a drug habit and feel sorry for her and have some OCD fuelled mental breakdown.
I hate that brit/pol/ is the only place where I can openly speak about how I feel politically and also personally, and at the same time I am greatfull for it.
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.
Isaac Jones
>anal street
Elijah Davis
On a near daily basis. What's wrong fella?
Hope you're not buying from an Islamic establishment
I've got £50 on the same bet.
Levi Evans
kek, fuck me I thought they were behind her back. Probably would to be honest.
James Brooks
looks like the type of guy who never washes his cock and it's caked up like an old paint stirrer.
Lucas Cooper
Yes. I suffer from depression. It really is very unpleasant.
Jordan Wilson
hi can i post here
Isaac Davis
>080▶ >File: IMG_5608.jpg (162 KB, 960x574) Reported to the authorities
This is inflammatory and downright disgusting
How dare you? That is a human being with emotions and you believe its fine to just rip her to pieces
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you are going to regret making this post and being so cruel
I'm fucking stuck with three half breed kids, I can't fucking stand it!
Nathan Howard
>caked up like an old paint stirrer
Oh god fuck you, my sides
Landon Clark
>Still, it is the primary right of men to die and kill for the land they live in, and to punish with exceptional severity all members of their own race who have warmed their hands at the invaders hearth
Julian King
IT WAS THE SALMON MOUSSE
Jace Allen
I get the impression that that's just life though (for anyone with a drop of intelligence or self-awareness, anyway). Or maybe that self-affirmation's just my way of comforting myself... Only if you type properly and abandon your shit transAtlantic spellings
Lincoln Gray
>ANAL street >Marie TidBALL >no arms
lads...
Colton Morales
Agreed, so are these upstanding gentlemen *sips semen*
Owen Clark
Only if you swear allegiance to the crown and accept the queen as your mum
Eli Perez
just behave yourself my son, your're not in fucking disneyland
Brandon Stewart
I hope you're LARPing as your son's mum's partner and not actually living that life.
Juan Rogers
same, i thought she was doing pic related kek
fair play to her anyway
Mason Hall
Woah look at that madlad with the shirt in the back. Bet he posts here about how many drinks he can put away.
Jack Gomez
>It doesn't matter if Tories flood us with shitskins and ban all far-right racists just as long as the Labour party dies!
>Without debating the usefulness or morality of planned parenthood, it may be verified by observation that any breed which stops its own increase gets crowded out by breeds which expand.
>I was born in the early 80s with a congenital disability affecting all of my limbs. My right foot was amputated when I was 11 months old. One of the TV news channels made me do a weird walk to camera set-up shot before they showed my actual interview response. I think they were going for “showing” the viewers that I’m a candidate with a disability without “telling” them I have one.
Would be laughs seeing a flid in Parliament.
Blake Flores
Please remember to archive media with a reputation for crap journalism and clickbait. Thank you.
I realised that the military probably isn't for me because amongst it would be almost impossible for me to change my medical record and that the gym probably isn't very good idea either because if someone official found out I was going outside regularly and partaking in that activity they might think I was faking being ill enough to receive benefits, despite going outside and doing that sort of thing being something my psychologist recommended I do, I think it's a sort of damned if you do damned if you don't type thing. So there are the two things that were my primary motivation for doing anything for the past few weeks gone.
Jose Sanchez
I haven't been depressed for a year but I've been quite moody for the past week for no reason. My only pleasure in life is being as stupid and drugged up as you want at the weekend, or getting pissed in the week.
I just want a nice girlfriend user. I'm considered quite attractive but I'm crap at socialising with girls, nobody gets back to me on Match.
Asher Robinson
>tfw accidental bet £800 whilst drunk
help me lads
Blake Barnes
British people can't be as retarded as this one, right? #NotAllBrits?
Levi Johnson
Its muggy af lads
Blake Foster
Unbelievable. Instead of the right to free speech some Simon reported me and I was banned. Instead of debating or even ignoring me, some pre-teen Simon restricted my right to speak on a public forum. To be honest with you chaps I am ashamed that British culture can t take criticism, and for what? Saying that a Welsh tramp is an overated opera singer? She actually is. Go find a safe-space lads, the end of converation is head. What a bunch of girls.
Jason Torres
I use one of those 8 hour thunderstorm and rain hitting a window mp3s. We don't get enough thunderstorms here.
Carter Perez
it should have an arrow pointing to his bumhole
James Evans
*amongst other things
Justin Perry
Was it a bet you're likely to win?
Jordan Baker
Holy shit.Douglas got BTFO
Nathan Reyes
If you're not workijg out at home it's your own fault m80
Ethan Turner
Buy a folding weights bench for 50 quid and go jogging around the woods. Fuck the gym.
Wyatt Wood
Labour to Win over 183.5 Seats in the UK General Election 2017.
I dont know, i think
Jayden Flores
RIP your 800 quid mate.
Chase Martin
If the polls continue closing then you've got a good chance at least
Jace Brooks
I recently kicked a weed habit and been feeling a lot more optimistic since, shit was making me psychotic.
Hitchens might have a point, still a fucking cuck avoiding the real problem though.
Leo Watson
I know exactly how you feel, mate. Good luck out there.
Matthew Peterson
She must have given an arm and a leg to be Labours candidate.
Xavier Phillips
>Its muggy af lads
Imagine what Diane Abbotts muggy pissflaps smell like right now; probably like warm spoiled milk and mayonaise where the oil has seperated from the egg-base
Jason Gray
>127499668 I think i got a decent chance, Electoral calculus has got em at 201 Seats
Ethan Diaz
...
Jeremiah Rogers
Time to pucker up your asshole mucker
Daniel Barnes
...
Josiah Sullivan
Lil' Kim looks ok when hes not fat.
Anthony Kelly
eurgh. That's vile.
Samuel Clark
>yanks on Sup Forums larping about flying to South Africa and fighting in the race war cringe desu
Eli Reyes
I UNIRONICALLY want nuclear war. But with warning first ideally. would hop on a train to Scotland and get a boat to one of the islands out there. dig a hobbit hole and hibernate in it until the nukes do their damage. I have low iq so I don't care if my plan is shit, in my mind it would be /comfy/. Once I leave my hobbit hole I'll trek thousands of miles and find a Qt girl survivor and have many children and roam the lands in total freedom.
Cameron Ross
>tfw you click on a picture to make it bigger and it's the same size.
Liam Perry
See what happens after the Tory campaign relaunch.
Julian Davis
Of course you did, lad. Of course you did. Synopsis 1. Accidentally walk into bookies Synopsis 2. Set up online betting account. Hover over place bet button accidentally. Go sck a dick lad.
