Jew food

why can't I think of a good Jewish dish which is eaten worldwide...? Are they also keeping their culinary secrets from us?

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baby foreskins.

Don't bother mate humans can't eat rat food.

All I can think of is a ruben sandwich...is that even Jewish? It's on rye I think...

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There is good food everywhere by everyone no matter what

>CHEESE PIZZA

WHO THE HELL ORDERS PIZZA WITHOUT AT LEAST ONE TOPPING

DEGENERATES THATS WHO

Matzos are traditionally made with goyim (animal) blood. Theyre dece.

No, not at all. You just wouldn't want to eat their food. Aside from jewish delicatasens, their food is fucking horrid.

brisket is jewish

Bagels
Knishes
Challah Bread
Potato Pancakes

The only thing stopping me from full-fledged antisemitism is a good ol' egg bagel in the morning, user. :^)

Technically, cheese is the topping.

Reuben sandwich is good. Only good thing Jews ever did.

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nah oddly enough as much as I like em jews cant mix meat n dairy.. kosher

Dill pickles are Jewish so are perogies and most Slavic foods

Rye bread is jewish, but I think it depends on how it's made. I love rye.

Jew food is shit.
Cheese isn't a topping, it's a base to put toppings on like the sauce.

Que a bunch of jews claiming shit they had no hand in inventing.

Bagels.

>Technically,
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Reuben is jew food invented specifically for goys

they eat pastrami without the cheese

>rugbrod
>jewish
fucking heretic

What if its multiple diffrent kinds of cheese?

baba ganoush is pretty good

haha no
slavics eat pork, keilbasa, bacon... and traditionally they would pickle veggies, not just cucumbers, all veggies, to save from spoiling and store for the long winters

I schmelt da gafilte.

bagels

Corned beef?

>Cheese isn't a topping, it's a base to put toppings on

tell me where this is true for ANY food except pizza..

Potato Knishes aren't bad

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Cheese Pizza is the best pizza. You wouldn't know cuz you haven't had any yet.

Mmmmm... MMMmmm!!!...

The thought of a good slice of cheese pizza is just making me hard, Anyone up for a trip to Comet?

NO, THATS SNEAKY KIKERY

ALSO AT LEAST 1 TOPPING MUST BE MEAT OR YOUR PIZZA IS CERTIFIED DEGENERATE

bagel sandwiches are top tier desu

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Fun fact:

There are no "5 Star" Jewish food restaurants.

Oy Vey goyim, why aren't you buying my Kosher salt? It's less refined and costs twice the price but it's been blessed by a (((Rabbi))). It's the perfect thing to just spritz on some sheep milk cheese and have on a nice bagel goy.

You are getting your daily intake of healthy sheep milk right goy?

>Not adding pineapple as the topping
Truly cancer.

Bagles and lox is pretty good

youre insane, bagels, smoked meat, latkas are all fucking delicious

>pineapple on pizza

gefilte fish and gahagafaga

Hummus

When tasting cheeses, during a degustation or as an entry at a reastaurant, here in Italy it's not uncommon to be served cheeses with "sauces" such as honey/mustard/marmalades if one wants put them on.

That's the only thing I can think of...also cheesecake or some desserts with a cheese base (like Tiramisù), but this is a stretch.

>more pure, no caking agents added or iodine added artificially
>"less refined"

well, technically, since the main difference between it and table salt is that table salt gets ground into cubes to look pretty

Stop being such a faggot.

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If you ever cooked anything beyond hot pockets, you'd realize that kosher salt is better for cooking.

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i don't think jews have an exclusive right in saying they "invented" smoked meat

kosher dosent make it jewish, its just any other dish prepared kosher style, ya dolt. cola is kosher, its not jewish

coughbutthoseareprettygreatcough

You're retarded. There is no such thing as stars rating for restauarants. The only achievement that is relevant for cooks and restauarant is a michelin star. There is a Michelin Kosher restauarant goyim so go home and sleep

please enjoy the version for Kosher americans too

This bitch

yea, because we need jews inorder to have bagels right?

>hebrew national
>beef franks
am i missing something here?

No, none of that is Jewish. Jews just steal everything

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Bagels, retard

OY VEY! IT'S ANNADUH SHOAH

ITALY, NO

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Wasn't fish and chips inspired by Spanish jews?

>he hasnt had a bagel with lox before

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bagels idiot

>good Jewish dish
Such a thing doesn't exist, they're ghouls that eat disgusting tasteless food.

are knishes jewish or slavic/russian?

dark rye is by far the worst bread

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i thought it was hungarian jews though

d-do you cook them in the oven?

Bagels are pretty universal from what I've seen, but that's simple enough that it was probably developed independently in several different places.

Proper hand made challah bread is fucking delicious. Warmed up with butter. Hnnng
Don't forget bagels

This triggers the Jew

AKA NIGGER RYE

SEEDLESS RYE IS FOR LITERAL HOMOSEXUALS

IF YOUR GETTING RYE IT BETTER HAVE THE SEEDS

You're a faggot dude.

i always get a fallafel sandwich at israeli restaurant

There are a lot of kosher deli's out there too

I'm pretty sure you can find a bagel with cream chees pretty much anywhere.

Bagels, and they're basically a shitty version of a doughnut.

Fucking kek.

>Potato Pancakes
These are a Polish/Northern German thing.

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>perogies
Also a Polish thing.

That was painfully autistic.

You're the cancer for ruining good pizzas, faggot.

They still originated among Jews, you stupid fuck.

Sometimes, the toppings are overpriced, while the cheese pizza plain is the best value.

bagels were not made by jews and I dont see restaurants selling that other shit

look to the cookie

yeahthatskosher.com/2016/01/rafael-paris-kosher-michelin-rated-restaurant-has-closed/
Well, a "Kosher" restaurant has closed. Not the same as "Jewish Cuisine" which you'll find none that are critically acclaimed because Jew food sucks.

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an orthodox jew asked my friend (he was walking by his house in brooklyn) to come in and switch on the oven during sabbath, due to sabbath rules.

to reward my friend, the jew insisted he eat some food. my friend said it was the absolute worst food he had ever eaten and had to choke it down and awkwardly made his exit saying he was late for something.

eat sea salt ya dumb ass. its healthier for you and you dont pay the rabbi tax unless you are stupid enough to get kosher salt

Nah. Australia can't into bread. All our bread is pretty shit tier for some reason.

Bagels
Lox
Corned beef sandwiches
Borscht
Challah bread
Stuffed peppers

Nobody mentioned matzah ball soup? You guys are missing out. It's delicious.

have you heard of the blood libel and their cannibalistic practices? theyre pioneers in this regard, pizza made of human sausages

I've had it. no i'm not

OY VEY

Turn on the oven for me Goyim. I'm so scared that the holocaust will actually happen this time.

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hmmmmmm

>He hasn't had good gefilte fish.

Listen.

If you don't know what the fuck you're doing it's awful.

But if you can pull it off, it is SO fucking worth it.

wtf knishes look good

looked it up....
>boiled mixture of different fishes
literally made me gag

that shit is garbage dude

this is a meme. Jews are just pedophilic.