How to be good looking

Drink 1 Gallon of water per day
Do not eat sugar
Do not eat carbs
Sleep 8 - 10 hours per day
Weekly Manicures
Weekly Apple stem cell facials
Weekly Microdermabrasions
Weekly haircuts
Monthly chemical peels
Have sex daily

You forgot "be white"

Leonardo Decaprio is part African. He's related to the first African slave to sue for her freedom. Bad example.

answer is to look like this

>Have sex daily

>Do not eat carbs
A fucking leaf

great thread ill go do all that shit RIGHT NOW

Side kicks!

Mexicans in my mexican nightmare junior high use to say I looked just like him. Then they wanted to karate fight me. Then I'd we'd push each other and someone would break it up.

Ahhh the memories of multiculturalism. Now I just hit first and think later

>chemical peels
>Monthly
Good idea, user.

Well dats ironic.

do not diy these things go to a dermatologist its safe

the girls must have liked you then?

>Do not eat carbs
>do not eat foods like fruits and whole grains that improve bloodflow and are packed with antioxidants

dumbass

>how to be good looking
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>be born that way or get plastic surgery

If you're not already "good looking" no amount of meme shit, except maybe plastic surgery, will make you good looking.

He's a fag. I was offered a spot in his crew of bro fags and bolted once I knew the skinny.

You forgot red light in the 660nm range

Band of brofags?

They were all gangster whores. They liked me but also were pregnant already, haha. The few white girls hated white men until they hit like 18yrs old

>Weekly Manicures
>Weekly Apple stem cell facials
>Weekly Microdermabrasions
>Weekly haircuts
>Monthly chemical peels

All this vanity. Not even a woman should be this gross.

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Now, about what's inside. . . and yeah, people do see it.

I do none of those things and I'm a solid 7.5/10
I smoke
I drink
I have sex bi-weekly
Haircuts once a month
Never had a manicure, and am a trade worker
Roughly 6 hours of sleep at night.

Why would you pick Leo to represent good looking men?