South african merc

how do I get a job down there?

I'm suicidal and want to drive around protecting dutch farmers from rabid kaffirs

How about improving your own country? Too scared? Why not move to USA and improve them?

You won't, you're just another moron who wants to give his life for a "cause" that won't remember him or his "sacrifice." Sort yourself out.

you just took a place on every watchlist you wasn't on already.
My guess, just travel there, find a boer and explain

Go back in time to the 1980's?

nobody wants to someone who is suicidal watching their back

>you just took a place on every watchlist you wasn't on already.
>implying I haven't been on one for the past 5 years

>you're just another moron who wants to give his life for a "cause" that won't remember him or his "sacrifice."
projection detected.

best merc's have military experience. Join the FFL or canuck army for like 2 years.

No, you're right. Let this idiot go die in South Africa like an autist, don't fix any local problems. He's just like a celebrity who adopts African kids instead of local kids.

you know they beat + burn ppl alive down there with lighter fluid right? probably not a good method of suicide, imo.

>doesn't want to die by necklacing

also does anyone know the official name of the camouflage pattern in OP's pic?

Damn, broke my projection meter

We don't want you leaf.

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Then why do you post of a picture of a Rhodesian?

Fucking kek.

That's an airsoft image.

Sure. But whenever Sup Forums talks about South Africa, they never post pictures of South Africans, it's always Rhodesians.

Rhodesia isn't a thing anymore, SA has shit-tier PMCs, blood diamond was a movie. Get over it.

You're not leonardo dicaprio OP, you're a neet retard seeking out an experience reported in a movie based on events 20 years in the past.

>you're a neet retard seeking out an experience reported in a movie based on events 20 years in the past.
that's more meaningful than any existence here

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What do you think of Orania?

rhodesian brushstroke

>beat + burn ppl alive down there with lighter fluid right? probably not a good method of suicide,
but that's where you're wrong

thanks, will look into buying one, looks very comfy

>I'm suicidal

Get an active vacation in a nice tourist resort. You are lacking sunshine and activity.

>Get an active vacation in a nice tourist resort. You are lacking sunshine and activity.
poland I thought you were poor

actual best advice ITT