I work at the American embassy in Stockholm. And yesterday we ran out of Dr. Pepper in the vending machines in the bathrooms and the delivery man was a little late because of traffic. The Americans went batshit crazy. They even called Donald Trump and he threatened to bomb Stockholm if the American people in the embassy couldn't eat a real American breakfast within two hours. Fortunately the delivery man made it and it didn't escalate more than that. The Americans were all happy and eating their Dr. Peppers.
Can someone please explain this to me? Why do Americans love to eat Dr. Pepper for breakfast so much? And why do the mods not want people to know about this?
While I'm fully aware this post is satire, in my own case it's actually true.
I can't for the life of me figure the fuck out why people around here like Coke or Pepsi better than Dr Pepper.
Samuel Edwards
how do you eat soda ?
Jose Walker
Funny thing about this forced meme is there is no period in "Dr Pepper"
Jack Williams
dr pepper is good shit
Jacob Nelson
I heard that their brains don't work properly without Dr. Pepper. That's why Donald Trump is such a retard. He is senile and forgets to eat his Dr. Pepper when Melania isn't around.
Samuel Morris
>a meme involving the objectively best soft drink I can get behind this
Christian Myers
All I see these days in the supermarket are people in scooters and women in hijabs.
Anthony Lopez
You freeze it and then eat it.
Ooor you can add flour and cook the resulting disgusting dr. Pepper dough. Endelse possibilities when you are a retarded burger.
Andrew Watson
It must be difficult to understand when you devour cock for every meal.
Ethan Harris
They eat the entire thing including the can swallowing it whole.
Leo Morris
Sugar beets >fellow burger anons actually trying to justify this
Mason Jackson
I am having Coke Zero and cashews.
Jack Jackson
My grandfather told me that during WW2, the US soldiers wouldnt move until they had their coke.
Jose Morgan
chew as you chug
Michael Morales
>hating dokupe OP is a nigroid
Chase Brooks
They chew down on the can, making it burst and squirt everywhere. Then they eat the can and lick up what's left from the floor.
Julian Collins
Nothing beats a cheeseburger and an ice cold Dr pepper in the morning
Leo Foster
the native americans used to eat dr pepper before heading to a battle
Leo Turner
>hey guise, let's maymay Dr. Pepper as the new thing! >eating soda saw your attempted thread of Dr. Pepper faggotry earlier, Sven it's not gonna happen, so back to the shed
Jayden Turner
Any other water bros here?
Thomas Watson
i legitimately have a english muffin with sausage, bacon and cheese every saturday for breakfast. Or if im coming home from a late night, a cheesburger from maccas
Because anything other than barely-above-freezing temperature Dr Pepper tastes like hot foamy ass
Kevin Jackson
You figured it out grumpf is finished
Luke Fisher
Help report the thread
Hunter Thomas
Don't mind this guy, he hasn't had breakfast yet.
Gavin Perry
>add gelatin to give it some solidity >batter >deep fry
Asher Thompson
Your opinion is shit. The only time I drink cold Dr Pepper is when I eat out, otherwise room temperature only. Best way to appreciate all the flavors.
Landon Hall
Not even joking, I drink Dr. Pepper Ten every morning with breakfast instead of coffee.
I am a healthy, rational person and I see no reason not to do this.
Gavin King
>forgot to eat his muzzie cock this morning How can you call yourself a Swede?
Jacob Fisher
Oooooooh son yumyum feed me. good one! haha! great job! whooooooooooa haha. fun fun.
Landon Campbell
Wow, why are you so angry? I'm just curious, this is very strange to me.
Matthew Rogers
>And why do the mods not want people to know about this? kek
I avoid soft drinks altogether and eat eggs and toast for breakfast so I dunno what to tell you. Not eating a real breakfast seems fairly common here though. Then my colleagues whine and bitch like women about wanting to eat lunch at 11:30...
Brandon Johnson
Stopped drinking such drinks over a year and a half ago. I try them from time to time and they taste like shit now.
Jaxson Walker
processed foods taste like shit after you only eat unprocessed foods for a while cooked foods taste like shit after you only eat raw foods for a while
really makes you think
Liam Morales
Ice cream also does the trick. No less than two scoops though.
Nicholas Rogers
Wait, swedes don't drink dr pepper for breakfast? What the fuck has Islam done to you?
Parker Watson
Better than helping ourselves to a nice serving of Abdul's cock for breakfast, Sven
