Brit/pol/ - Ugly SNP Man Edition

>MI5 probes bomber 'warnings' to see if they messed it up
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40080646
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>Man shot dead in NI supermarket car park
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/man-dies-shot-bangor-supermarket-car-park/
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>Sturgeon would seek "progressive alliance"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/warning-coalition-chaos-nicola-sturgeon-says-would-seek-progressive/
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>16th Manchester suspect arrested in Shoreham
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551346/Man-23-16th-suspect-arrested-terror-attack.html
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>Lib dems still moaning about the EU despite their abysmal campaign so far
itv.com/news/2017-05-29/nick-clegg-uk-could-lose-access-to-terror-database-under-theresa-mays-brexit-terms/
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>Fatboy Watson angry over tory attacks on Corbyn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/28/tom-watson-hits-out-at-conservatives-over-attacks-on-corbyn
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>Powers for banning jihadis from the country finally used
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4550994/Major-powers-ban-jihadis-returning-UK-used-once.html
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>BA computer mess enters third day
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40081112
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BBC reporting that sikhs are flocking to tories in droves

LABOUR BTFO

BBC reporting that sikhs are flocking to tories in droves

LABOUR BTFO

BBC reporting that sikhs are flocking to tories in droves

LABOUR BTFO

New Trews
youtube.com/watch?v=vNGm9NgB4ng

Link or sink.

Reminder that we rule the waves

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This man is a CUNT. Go back to red shit and never fucking put this cunt link up again. WTF this is Sup Forums not fuck me up the arse you rich wanker chan.

BBC reporter on tv just went to a sikh temple place and asking around, most of them are going blue according to the sikhs themselves.

Based Sikhs, we like them they can help clear the scourge of Islam in the UK. Never a problem wth Sikhs, Hindus to Buddhists.

It was just on the BBC news, some reporter was going around Wolverhampton (specifically Enoch Powells former constituency).

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God bless Ed Miliband, 2015 was so much fun

independent.co.uk/voices/general-election-polls-opinion-surveys-labour-gain-tory-loss-very-wrong-again-be-careful-a7760951.html

Gentle reminder that Corbyn WILL be PM.

Please remember to archive sites with a reputation for shilling and clickbait.

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Hardly a trend then. You know they ask many people and just put up the ones that say what the narrative wants. I thought at least a survey.

A reminder that

a vote for the Tories

>people who say "I told you so" after attacks are politicising and appropriating attacks
>people who say "we must embrace diversity, charge blindly onwards and stop looking at things, because that's what the victims wanted" somehow aren't politicising and appropriating attacks

How do you even explain this dissonance? Mental illness?

Negative, he is a dirty Commie.

is a vote for

the death

>he could only think of 6

of Britain.

Well this happened today, lads.

In other news - why did your gov't only put soldiers on street for 1 literal week? it's not like they can't spare 1000 lads whom they're already paying to at least be on the streets ready to respond or act if something is up.

You follow sky news on twitter?

Letting EU nationals come for holidays or screened for work is different from letting the hordes come over like now.

We already knew this

sikhsiyasat.net/2017/05/02/general-election-update-early-labour-making-positive-overtures-sikhs-conservatives-sikh-federation-uk/

But the fact the BBC just walked into a temple asked them and they confirmed is warrant enough.

Labour and muslims BTFO

>TFW this song should be the new national anthem

youtube.com/watch?v=S-znw35eCkg

It's an old YKTD image.

>independent

Test to see if this bot appears for Tory papers.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/29/angela-rippon-tested-positive-opiates-eating-poppy-seed-bread/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551722/Bank-Holiday-revellers-hit-bars-Newcastle.html

macron and putin meeting in paris

the soldiers were covering police duties while the police were busy trying to catch turrists

Freedom of movement is one of the pillars of the EU, it includes work.

>polls could be wrong again

True but for every election since 1983, excluding 2010, Labour has underperformed compared to their polling performance so according to precendent they would need to be a few points ahead of the Tories in the polls to even have a chance of winning the election.

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its not a bot you fucking retard

go back to rddit where "bots" actually exist you useless fucking tool

Also the final sentence is this
>The pollsters have adjusted for their miss last time, but if they miss again it is still more likely to be by overestimating Labour and underestimating the Conservatives.

whats the dip in 2012? May's face being there implies she tried to stop it which we know is bullshit

It was a show of force and to reduce public anxiety and it freed up the Police to help the crack down on the Abadis cell or group. Still I would like more armed police and soldiers in every city.

Is there ever a case of too much police/security? especially like this where they can just patrol and not need extra powers to inspect your feces to prevent terrorism.

It archives dailymail and the sun too

>bot
And your teeth have UFO transceivers, right

Could be random jitter, but we all know the trend is for immigration to remain in the 200-300k range, net in.

>We will never live in a police state

It'd be great.

>Is there ever a case of too much police/security?
yes

Just natural fluxuation

You're telling me there's somebody in Norway is posting archived links within 15 seconds literally every single time?

See? is a reasonable amount of time later.

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Then we don't want it, how many people do you know who have ever worked in the EU, personally none. And we see EU nationals here every day.

I agree.

Can't wait for the tory butthurt when their majority decreases on June 8.

Holy shit, got in the thread at under 50 posts

I've made tools to help alert me to heretical links and then archive them. Doesn't make me a bot.

>You're telling me there's somebody in Norway is posting archived links within 15 seconds literally every single time?
evidently, yes

like i said go back to le funny monkey forum you disgusting parasite

How do you do it? Are you one person or is there an entire team of Norwegians dedicated to posting archived links?

Take it your happy for the value of the pound to drop and the economy to stall.

Say it with me: PRIME MINISTER JEREMY CORBYN

Oh nevermind

Denied by Boris, lad.

Indeed.

Only the top CEOs benefit from free movement, as they get a higher pool of people to pick from and get to drive down wages.

Everyone else gets shafted.

Blair, cameron, may and uh...

Nope, but it's getting good now

at least two of these captions are wrong or misleading.

Not a chance

The pound dropping means that our manufacturing industry will go up a bit and provide more jobs, so sure.

Will we be allowed to browse Sup Forums from the gulags?

Just discovered you guys literally have something called a tv licence, kekeroo. They'll actually show up with cops and a warrant to check if your tv has been connected to the antenna.

If you look up "tv license warrant" on youtube you'll see a lot of these warrant executions. It's fucking sad, can't believe the UK is like this. Better hope they don't see any butter knives while they're in there inspecting your tv, or you might do some serious time.

And this is the quality tv the police make you pay for, women judging guys by penis size and picking the biggest (usually black & cut) willy on there.

I'd happily change the image if you can say which ones with source.

oh i wonder if Mi5 is going to save us , you no what we need less freedoms goy . what do you think op ?

We get a post like yours at least once a day.

Those two things will happen anyway. Latest economic data shows a slowdown.
At least with Corbyn we will bring all the ripoff utilities and transport operators under public ownership again.

>says increasingly nervous Tory shill for the 50th time this month as his party support evaporates before his eyes

I watched that programme once, made me question my life.

>10 years late

wew

Yeah, this is why I am going to leave. Once I've done Military service.

Its really not that big a thing. Japan has a tv licence, so does South Korea. Its just a thing when you have a large state broadcaster.

Welcome to the joke. Is it nice that it's not you for once?

That is just such shit economic talks. Value of a currency drop causes hardship to everyone. A few people in jobs is not going to make up for that unless we can tax those people to pay for the loss and even then the tax would be fuck all to the loss. This is what the city did the day that labour looked like gaining in the polls.
Imagine this on a scale of 2008 fuck up and you might have to start thinking a bit more than a sound bite.

Young people are obsessed with it because muh free holidays, it was a big reason why so many of them voted to remain.

TV license has nothing to do with channel 4 you half wit abbo

Why do you put a space before every bit of punctuation? Are you clinically retarded?

You are going to lose user

If you want we can lay a bet, say £100 we can set up emails if you're interested.

lads I don't really get why we're expected to believe Russia is a threat, they're broke, their military is laughable and their society is still in the 1990s, not to mention Putin is a puppet of the oligarchs

With what?

Literally being forced by the state (under threat of violence/caging (gaol)) to pay for white women to opt for the BBC on television and literally penis shame any white guy who all seem to have 2-3 inch uncut dicks.

You literally cannot make this shit up. If you suggested this would be a reality in 1970 you would have been laughed out of the pub.

David Blunkett, one of Blair's Home Secretarys

It's pretty much tied, at the moment with how well the Conservatives are doing. telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/05/29/pound-recovers-theresa-mays-weekend-election-poll-recovery/

(you)

if you want to speak out against the government in a public place you need one of these. not even kidding.

>Channel 4 is part of the BBC

Australian """intellect"""

The other concern is the devaluing of the Pound when EU citizens send money home via Western Union or Bank Transfers or cash. The thing I hate about the EU is it's blatant one sided politics. They set up new factories in Slovakia to build Land Rovers and Land Rover get tax and relocation incentives, then close British Factories and when does the EU invest in the EU with say, German or French Factories? We need to stop companies like EDF, EON from taking control of our lax foreign mergers laws and make British Companies paramount.

>HAND CURATED ARTISAN ARCHIVING
How can one grizzled Lofoten fisherman be so based?

Apart from the fact to see Ch.4 you do need to have a t.v. licence. Prove otherwise.

Kellie Maloney is looking rough there lad.

Corbyn is great at manipulating the gullible. There's no substance to any of his plans.

You're either b8ing or are very stupid because that is literally false. Germany has much stricter rules when it comes to Television anyway.

Shit, I completely forgot about him, in retrospect I a genuinely surprised people didn't rail on him blind more prominently.