Be me 23

>be me 23
>get married
>take wife around the world, on cruises and backpacking in various countries for our honeymoon.
>she gives up pussy 2-3 times a day since i'm giving her everything she has ever wanted in life
>she ends up pregnant
>End up accepting i'll be a dad, and happy that ill be a dad at a young age.
>my wife always talks about wanting to get an abortion
>I freak out on her saying that i love her and that since we're financially well off, i can't understand why she wants to abort the baby
>she cries and says sorry
>9 months later
>the baby comes out black
>i cry and then throw my wedding ring at the bitch
>call her a disgusting fucking slut
>run away crying

And here i am today... how do we fix modern women?

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>get married at 23

wew

>not killing her

wew

>making up stories to post on 4ch

wew

>that happened

I will take things that never happened for $50.

Assuming this actually happened, here's the problem, you took her around the world.

That's like taking somebody with a sweet tooth to a candy store. The fuck would you do that for?

>a leaf
etc, etc, ...

>leaf
Every fucking time.

>assuming this actually happened
it didn't

>i'm giving her everything she has ever wanted in life
Well, beta detected.

another true story brought to you by channel4 dot com

>that flag
>that post

>Canadian fanfiction

I'm gonna see your 50 bucks and raise you to 100 for "things OP wishes happened because he's a cuck only here to slide proper threads"

You should sue her.

Is your child in this picture?

(You)

ahahahahahaha

>trusting women
>in modern society

you deserve this

>run away crying
not
>go into a blind rage and try to/kill everything that moves in a 100 foot radius until either your bloodlust is satisfied or you're dead

wew if this really happened you are the greatest of cucks

lel

I like how Sweden doesn't even question the leaf bait because this is such a reality there.

>Today on things that never happened

Take care of your wife's son, user.

>Not purchasing an anti-tank rifle and killing her and everyone in her vicinity
Psh.

I missed that last bit. Sorry, svensk.

the great canadian novel

We don't fix nothing.
We must search other way. Try it being programmer.

>A FUCKING LEAF

>REEEEEEE

>Sage

>married at 23

lol

I am wondering what would you do ... I assume you would kill her family in front of her, rape her. right ? Track down father of baby. Then kill him with the baby, then kill the baby and have a bath in their blood...

>Lithuania
I remember reading your (((social democrat))) party was open to having Lithuania take refugees, but none came because your country is too cold and depressing.

What a retarded fucking larp. You all should be ashamed to post here.

1 post by this FUCKING LEAF. You niggers better be saging this shit

>23
>Getting married at that age
You deserved it.

>1 post by this ID

The only way people would have believed that story was if it somehow ended with you, your wife and the father of the kid were now living together.

hate women for a few months or years, then get lonely, then slowly start talking to them again, have a seemingly nice relationship, find out she is completely insane, break up, go to poll, post this thread, hate women for a few months or years, then get lonely, then slowly start talking to them again, have a seemingly nice relationship, find out she is completely insane, break up, go to poll, post this thread, hate women for a few months or years, then get lonely, then slowly start talking to them again, have a seemingly nice relationship, find out she is completely insane, break up, go to poll, post this thread, hate women for a few months or years, then get lonely, then slowly start talking to them again, have a seemingly nice relationship, find out she is completely insane, break up, go to poll, post this thread,

OP is Clayton Bigsby

>1 post by this ID

fucking leaf. At least larp convincingly

>the canuck never asked why she wanted an abortion
Kek, the telltale sign was in the air.

heh yeah they actually did, but ran away after getting harassed and wanting more donations.

Our minimum wage is less than 1/5th fances, and it's the same euro, so they'd get more than twice for laying in the middle of a street there than working two jobs here.

And the depressing part is not the cold, the cold fucking rocks. its the triple bracket problem as in most places.

>meet girl
>22, only one boyfriend
>ask her how she managed that
>"lol I just pumped and dumped them, the poor bastards xD"
>how many
>"like 8 or 9, why does this matter?"
>tfw

> Not realizing that her wanting an abortion was a cry for help
> Not wanting a black baby
> Thinking that if you buy a woman off she'll be loyal
>Getting married and expecting to find a "loyal" woman at 23.

All kinds of mistakes made, OP.

Also, it's fake and gay.

Clayton would've killed the coal burner....White Power

Isn't this a typical Canadian marriage?

>leaf

I actually half believe this is true based on your flag.

OP doesn't know he is Clayton Bigsby.

>leaf

It happened at some point, in someone's timeline, somewhere on the planet

I almost felt sorry for him then i saw a leaf.

>Be a black father with a white woman
>Abandon family when you see the baby
>Flag

Story checks out

>Flag
youtube.com/watch?v=LWNfHimywHo&ab_channel=IleIle

>1 post by this i.d.

shit tier b8

plot twist: OP is black.

The problem is, youre a male leaf, so you are unable to satisfy a womans sexual requirements. After she flushed your cock vomit from her sopping snatch she was left still needing to be filled, so she took black meat because she would achieve the orgasm your pathetic penis always denied her.

Haha, at least this one was funny! Thanks for making bait threads great again!

>Trusting women.

Top fucking kek.

Fake and gay, your monopoly meme dollars aren't worth shit.

>Things that never happened
The post
3/10 and appears to be written by a 13 year old

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fpbp /thread

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how do we fix leafs?

I really wish this thread would be moved to

Um, don't marry a hooker?

>1 post by this ID

Why do leafs do this? What about Canada causes leafs to become such absolutely horrendous people? Day of the Rake when?

saged

>not doing a 4th trimester abortion
>not honorkilling her

You know, in a Muslim country she would be put to death


Also, it could in theory be yours still you just need to get a genetic test to find out. Genetics Maaaaaan

>one post by id
sage
don''t forget to sageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Easy, don't fuck or support degenerate sluts.
Only stick to women that are worth it.

>nice story
if this was true, the problem is your entire worldview regarding women, where you have to give them things in exchange for sexual and emotional rewards. this is the faith of most tradcucks actually, maybe not this extreme, but similar.

How do we fix men picking shit women to breed with?

LARP

Thats a nice fantasy jamal

And this is the Swedish character: kill your wife because you have no testicles, but the moors and blacks that invade your country? don't touch them so that wouldn't "offend" them.

>that picture wtf
>reptilians confirmed

MAPLE LEAF STRIKES AGAIN

Tell that to the feminists...

......because she's a nigger lover.

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> 23
> well off
> in these times
Tell me your secret, fanfictioning user

Congrats you have AIDS

Jesus why would you marry a Canadian girl? I've seen them in highschool, they got tossed around by chads and have 30+ sex partners.

>has unprotected sex 2-3 times a day
>is surprised that it makes babies
really OP?

did you flail your arms when you ran away? she might not have known how to interpret your crying.

(thou)

Why is the MGTOW movement uniquely Canadian? Is It because they're perhaps the most beta-cucked males on the planet?

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the fuck bro yo im gunna get married at 23 get the fuck out of here hahahahahhahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

STRAIGHT UP

>falling for the traveling jew

He's a leaf. It totally happened. The only reason you don't think it did is because Argentinans can't recognize black people if they are staring at them in the mirror

Punchline: OP is black.