>be me 23 >get married >take wife around the world, on cruises and backpacking in various countries for our honeymoon. >she gives up pussy 2-3 times a day since i'm giving her everything she has ever wanted in life >she ends up pregnant >End up accepting i'll be a dad, and happy that ill be a dad at a young age. >my wife always talks about wanting to get an abortion >I freak out on her saying that i love her and that since we're financially well off, i can't understand why she wants to abort the baby >she cries and says sorry >9 months later >the baby comes out black >i cry and then throw my wedding ring at the bitch >call her a disgusting fucking slut >run away crying
And here i am today... how do we fix modern women?
Assuming this actually happened, here's the problem, you took her around the world.
That's like taking somebody with a sweet tooth to a candy store. The fuck would you do that for?
Hudson Smith
>a leaf etc, etc, ...
Logan Lewis
>leaf Every fucking time.
Robert Cruz
>assuming this actually happened it didn't
Luke Russell
>i'm giving her everything she has ever wanted in life Well, beta detected.
Ian Diaz
another true story brought to you by channel4 dot com
Alexander Cook
>that flag >that post
Robert Parker
>Canadian fanfiction
Mason Brooks
I'm gonna see your 50 bucks and raise you to 100 for "things OP wishes happened because he's a cuck only here to slide proper threads"
Angel Peterson
You should sue her.
Andrew Gonzalez
Is your child in this picture?
Luke Lopez
(You)
Logan Nelson
ahahahahahaha
>trusting women >in modern society
you deserve this
Ian Robinson
>run away crying not >go into a blind rage and try to/kill everything that moves in a 100 foot radius until either your bloodlust is satisfied or you're dead
wew if this really happened you are the greatest of cucks
Luis King
lel
Eli Barnes
I like how Sweden doesn't even question the leaf bait because this is such a reality there.
Connor Miller
>Today on things that never happened
Jayden Wright
Take care of your wife's son, user.
Easton Ross
>Not purchasing an anti-tank rifle and killing her and everyone in her vicinity Psh.
Juan Gutierrez
I missed that last bit. Sorry, svensk.
Carter Wright
the great canadian novel
Evan Sullivan
We don't fix nothing. We must search other way. Try it being programmer.
Kayden Wright
>A FUCKING LEAF
>REEEEEEE
>Sage
Jacob Campbell
>married at 23
lol
Robert White
I am wondering what would you do ... I assume you would kill her family in front of her, rape her. right ? Track down father of baby. Then kill him with the baby, then kill the baby and have a bath in their blood...
Jaxon Rogers
>Lithuania I remember reading your (((social democrat))) party was open to having Lithuania take refugees, but none came because your country is too cold and depressing.
Gavin Jones
What a retarded fucking larp. You all should be ashamed to post here.
Justin Lewis
1 post by this FUCKING LEAF. You niggers better be saging this shit
Grayson Nelson
>23 >Getting married at that age You deserved it.
Cooper Thompson
>1 post by this ID
The only way people would have believed that story was if it somehow ended with you, your wife and the father of the kid were now living together.
Matthew Cruz
hate women for a few months or years, then get lonely, then slowly start talking to them again, have a seemingly nice relationship, find out she is completely insane, break up, go to poll, post this thread, hate women for a few months or years, then get lonely, then slowly start talking to them again, have a seemingly nice relationship, find out she is completely insane, break up, go to poll, post this thread, hate women for a few months or years, then get lonely, then slowly start talking to them again, have a seemingly nice relationship, find out she is completely insane, break up, go to poll, post this thread, hate women for a few months or years, then get lonely, then slowly start talking to them again, have a seemingly nice relationship, find out she is completely insane, break up, go to poll, post this thread,
Xavier Davis
OP is Clayton Bigsby
Jaxson Mitchell
>1 post by this ID
fucking leaf. At least larp convincingly
Nathan Gray
>the canuck never asked why she wanted an abortion Kek, the telltale sign was in the air.
Isaiah Brown
heh yeah they actually did, but ran away after getting harassed and wanting more donations.
Our minimum wage is less than 1/5th fances, and it's the same euro, so they'd get more than twice for laying in the middle of a street there than working two jobs here.
And the depressing part is not the cold, the cold fucking rocks. its the triple bracket problem as in most places.
Samuel Collins
>meet girl >22, only one boyfriend >ask her how she managed that >"lol I just pumped and dumped them, the poor bastards xD" >how many >"like 8 or 9, why does this matter?" >tfw
Brandon Nelson
> Not realizing that her wanting an abortion was a cry for help > Not wanting a black baby > Thinking that if you buy a woman off she'll be loyal >Getting married and expecting to find a "loyal" woman at 23.
All kinds of mistakes made, OP.
Also, it's fake and gay.
Sebastian Flores
Clayton would've killed the coal burner....White Power
Noah Foster
Isn't this a typical Canadian marriage?
Easton Murphy
>leaf
I actually half believe this is true based on your flag.
Jeremiah Reed
OP doesn't know he is Clayton Bigsby.
Ethan Walker
>leaf
Lucas Long
It happened at some point, in someone's timeline, somewhere on the planet
Carter Reyes
I almost felt sorry for him then i saw a leaf.
Michael Thompson
>Be a black father with a white woman >Abandon family when you see the baby >Flag
The problem is, youre a male leaf, so you are unable to satisfy a womans sexual requirements. After she flushed your cock vomit from her sopping snatch she was left still needing to be filled, so she took black meat because she would achieve the orgasm your pathetic penis always denied her.
Robert Carter
Haha, at least this one was funny! Thanks for making bait threads great again!
Aiden Wright
>Trusting women.
Top fucking kek.
Bentley Howard
Fake and gay, your monopoly meme dollars aren't worth shit.
Ethan Cox
>Things that never happened The post 3/10 and appears to be written by a 13 year old
Lucas Roberts
/thread
Ayden Brooks
fpbp /thread
Ian Robinson
...
Dominic Hall
how do we fix leafs?
Gavin Jenkins
I really wish this thread would be moved to
Kayden Hall
Um, don't marry a hooker?
Cameron Kelly
>1 post by this ID
Why do leafs do this? What about Canada causes leafs to become such absolutely horrendous people? Day of the Rake when?
saged
Juan Cooper
>not doing a 4th trimester abortion >not honorkilling her
Brandon Morgan
You know, in a Muslim country she would be put to death
Also, it could in theory be yours still you just need to get a genetic test to find out. Genetics Maaaaaan
Brandon Hill
>one post by id sage don''t forget to sageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Eli Campbell
...
Lucas Phillips
Easy, don't fuck or support degenerate sluts. Only stick to women that are worth it.
Brandon Walker
>nice story if this was true, the problem is your entire worldview regarding women, where you have to give them things in exchange for sexual and emotional rewards. this is the faith of most tradcucks actually, maybe not this extreme, but similar.
Tyler Cooper
How do we fix men picking shit women to breed with?
Jaxson Ramirez
LARP
Nathaniel Reyes
Thats a nice fantasy jamal
Gabriel Martin
And this is the Swedish character: kill your wife because you have no testicles, but the moors and blacks that invade your country? don't touch them so that wouldn't "offend" them.
James Anderson
>that picture wtf >reptilians confirmed
Carter Foster
MAPLE LEAF STRIKES AGAIN
Aiden Rogers
Tell that to the feminists...
Matthew Williams
......because she's a nigger lover.
Jace Adams
E D G Y D G Y
Jace Myers
> 23 > well off > in these times Tell me your secret, fanfictioning user
Aiden Hall
Congrats you have AIDS
Noah Green
Jesus why would you marry a Canadian girl? I've seen them in highschool, they got tossed around by chads and have 30+ sex partners.
Easton Roberts
>has unprotected sex 2-3 times a day >is surprised that it makes babies really OP?
Brody Long
did you flail your arms when you ran away? she might not have known how to interpret your crying.
Isaac Nelson
(thou)
Owen Walker
Why is the MGTOW movement uniquely Canadian? Is It because they're perhaps the most beta-cucked males on the planet?
Austin Lewis
...
Jayden James
the fuck bro yo im gunna get married at 23 get the fuck out of here hahahahahhahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Jeremiah Gutierrez
STRAIGHT UP
Gavin Collins
>falling for the traveling jew
Tyler Phillips
He's a leaf. It totally happened. The only reason you don't think it did is because Argentinans can't recognize black people if they are staring at them in the mirror