Be me 23

>be me 23
>get married
>take wife around the world, on cruises and backpacking in various countries for our honeymoon.
>she gives up pussy 2-3 times a day since i'm giving her everything she has ever wanted in life
>she ends up pregnant
>End up accepting i'll be a dad, and happy that ill be a dad at a young age.
>my wife always talks about wanting to get an abortion
>I freak out on her saying that i love her and that since we're financially well off, i can't understand why she wants to abort the baby
>she cries and says sorry
>9 months later
>the baby comes out black
>i cry and then throw my wedding ring at the bitch
>call her a disgusting fucking slut
>run away crying

And here i am today... how do we fix modern women?

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>get married at 23

wew

>not killing her

wew

>making up stories to post on 4ch

wew

>that happened

I will take things that never happened for $50.

Assuming this actually happened, here's the problem, you took her around the world.

That's like taking somebody with a sweet tooth to a candy store. The fuck would you do that for?

>a leaf
etc, etc, ...

>leaf
Every fucking time.

>assuming this actually happened
it didn't

>i'm giving her everything she has ever wanted in life
Well, beta detected.

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