Umm... WHY should I talk to you if I have hundreds of better looking options on my phone?

>Umm... WHY should I talk to you if I have hundreds of better looking options on my phone?

Because I have accumulated over 20,000 good bo points to acquire a prostitute of your status. Drop the act, take my mommy's credit card, and suck my dick.

>Live in the here and now, not the maybe someday.

Because you touch yourself at night.

im sure chad will treat you right luv.
*moves on with life*

"Because I have money" Try it, it always works.

>But here you are
>If you don't want to be here, then leave.

I've been thinking about this.

Social media is artificial inflation for ALL women's Sexual Market Value.

Where I live, I'm seeing adult girls born after '89-'90 being largely single because they just have no idea they're 6s and 7s and they're lining up to the same couple of guys born in wealthy families that WON'T look at them, cause women here are relatively expensive and men don't really have the hook-up culture, thus the ones who can generally stick to one and consider themselves lucky.

Sexless generation, all of em would fuck and do fuck like crazy if the chance is there though lmao

However, the girls are terribly clumsy both physically and emotionally. Sad.

>TFW

1. stop looking for whores cacked in makeup and hairspray
2. find a skinny, homely QT to build a meaningful non-porn relationship with
3. live like your father and his father and his father did
4. you suddenly wont be a depressive faggot all the time

Because you're a dried up slapper in a hotel bar looking for a John to fuck.

Because I have more money than them.

>Because I have accumulated over 20,000 good bo points to acquire a prostitute of your status. Drop the act, take my mommy's credit card, and suck my dick.
Good digits

Because of all the hundreds you have in your phone i'm the only willing to talk to you in person....yet

>Sad.
many such cases

because i've got a 10 inch thigh slapper and time to spare

Fags they have declared war on this board. That buzz feed video was the opening salvo in a act of war. They are losing so now they are lashing out violently. They literally thought they could get Hillary elected. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry cunts, try again.

I don't want to talk to you, just want to fuck you

fpbp

Nice meme

Why should I talk to you when I have a better option in my hand?

But do they know the way of the katana?

that's bullshit my post was bp

This is actually the exact reason I haven't even attempted to talk to a female in years

Why should a woman who I've deemed to be "good" even give me the time of day when there are plenty of other guys out there who are better than me in every way, who would be more than eager to date and fuck her? Even if she did talk to me, she would just be settling. And I can't think of anything worse than being "settled for".

Defeat my rationale Sup Forums. You can't.

Don't be mad when the free market eliminates you as a viable mate because you're hideously ugly and/or have zero charm. I fucked many a female while I was broke af. It's not completely about the money if you can do it right.

They know the way of the pork sword, not sure about the Katana though