Heineken, yes!

Heineken, yes!

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Heineken just going back to their roots though, they have always been nigger lovers.

>because a stranger is just a friend you haven't had a cold Heineken® with yet
That's some fuckin lazy marketing right there.

Anyway, I can't blame them for trying to cash in on the work of their fellow Jews, so whatever. Glad I don't drink Heineken though.

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ask any bartender, heineken is nigger beer

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Shit tier bier

>heineken
>bier

It's head ache inducing piss, it's literally the worst beer on the market and most Dutch people are confused as to why people drink it.

I stick to my top shelf domestics

If you think about boycotting Heineken

Heineken International:

33 Export (Heineken France)
ABC (Heineken Asia Pacific)
Abir (Tempo Beer Industries)
Adambräu (Heineken Hungária)
AdelScott (Heineken France)
Admiral (Heineken Russia)
Alcázar (Heineken España S.A.)
Affligem (Brouwerijen Alken-Maes)
Alfa (Athenian Breweries S.A.)


Almaza (Brasserie Almaza S.A.L.)
Alsace (Heineken France)
Amstel (Heineken NL)
Amstel Bright (Heineken NL)
Amur (Heineken Russia)
Anchor (Heineken Asia Pacific)
Ancre (Heineken France)
Arany Fácán (Heineken Hongária)
Arany Hordó (Heineken Hongária)
Archipelago (Heineken Asia Pacific Pte)
Ariana (Zagorka S.A.)
Baron Trenck (Heineken Ceská Republik)
Bavaria (Heineken Brazil)
Beamish (Heineken Ireland Ltd.)
Bedele (Bedele Brewery Share Co.)
Berber (Sonobra)
Bereg Baikala (Heineken Russia)
Bintang (Heineken Asia Pacific Pte)
Bios ( Athenian Breweries S.A.)
Birra Moretti (Heineken Italy S.P.A.)
Bivina (Heineken Asia Pacific)
Blind Pig (Heineken UK)
Bobrov (Heineken Belarus)
Bochkarev (Heineken Belarus)
Bohemia (Cuactémoc Moctezuma)
Bourbon (Brasseries de Bourbon)
Brackie (Grupa Zywiec S.A.)
Brand (Brand Bierbrouwerij B.V.)
Březňák (Heineken Ceská Republik)
Brugs (Brouwerijen Alken-Maes)
Bucegi (Heineken Romania)
Buckler (Heineken NL)
Bulldog (Heineken UK Limited)
Bulmers (Heineken USA) Cider
Calanda (Heineken Switzerland)
Caledonian (Heineken UK)
Carta Blanca (Cuactémoc Moctezuma)
Cergal (SSC – Soc Cental Cervejas)

Champion (Bralima S.A.R.L.)
Cieszynskie (Grupa Zywiec S.A.)
Ciney (Brouwerijen Alken-Maes)
Ciuc (Heineken Romania)
Corgon (Heineken Slovensko)
Cristal (Brouwerijen Alken-Maes)
Cruz del Sur (Heineken España S.A.)
Cruzcampo (Heineken España S.A.)
Dacický (Heineken Ceská Republic)
DB (DB Breweries Ltd)
Desperados (Heineken France)
Djogo (Surinaamse Brouwerijen)
Dneprovskoe (Heineken Belarus)
Docter Diesel (Heineken Russia)
Dos Equis (Cuactémoc Moctezuma)
Dragon (Desnoes&Geddes)
Dreher (Heineken Italy S.P.A.)
DynaMalt (Premium Beverages Int.)
EB (Grupa Zywiec S.A.)
Eclipse (Common Welth Brewery)
Edelweiss (BrauUnion Österreich Ag)
Eichhof (Heineken Switzerland)
El León (Heineken España S.A.)
Estrella (Heineken Espana S.A.)
Export Gold (Brouwerijen Alken-Maes)
Fayrouz (Premium Beverages Int) Softdrink
Fiesta (Tango Sarl)
Fischer (Heineken France)
Flame (DB Breweries Ltd)
Foster’s (Heineken UK)
Frii (Heineken Ceská Republic)
FürstenBräu (Athenian Brewery S.A.)
Fürstenberg (Fürstenberg Brewery)
Gambrinus (Heineken Romania)

Gasoline (Heineken Italy S.P.A.)
George Killian’s (Premium Beverages Int.)
Gillespie’s (Heineken UK)
Gold Crown (Heineken Asia Pacific Pte)
Goldberg (Premium Beverages Int)
Golden Campina (Brouwerijen Alken-Maes)
Golden Fire (Heineken Ireland Ltd.)
GoldenBrau (Heineken Romania S.A.)
GoldStar (Sierra Leone Brewery Ltd)
GoldStar (Tempo Beer Industries)
Gorsko (Pivovara Skopje A.D.)
Gösser (BrauUnion Österreich Ag)
Gulder (Nigerian Breweries)
Hacker PSchorr (Paulaner BauHaus)
Hainan (Heineken Asia Pacific)
Hakim (Harar Brewery Share Co.)
Haldengut (Heineken Switzerland)
Hapkin (Brouwerijen Alken-Maes)
Hargita (Heineken Romania)
Hategana (Heineken Romania)
Heineken (Heineken NL)
Hi-Malt (Premium Beverages Int)
Hostan (Heineken Ceská Republic)
Ichnusa (Heineken Italy S.P.A)
Imperial (SSC – Soc Cental Cervejas)
Inch’s (Heineken UK Limited)
Indio (Cuactémoc Moctezuma)
Ittinger (Heineken Switzerland)
JagerBrau (Heineken Hongária)
Jansen (SSC – Soc Cental Cervejas)
Jillz (Heineken NL) Cider
John Smith’s (Heineken UK Limited)
Judas (Brouwerijen Alken-Maes)

Its pretty strong and sold everywhere here

Kaiser (BrauUnion Österreich Ag.)
Kaiser (Heineken Brazil)
Kalik (Common Welth Brewery)
Kalinkin (Heineken Russia)
Karjala (Hartwell)
Karlovačko (Karlovačka pivovara)
Kelt (Heineken Slovensko)
KillKenny (Diageo)
Kinamn (Brasserie National d’Haiti)
Kloster (Cuactémoc Moctezuma)
Köningsberg (Heineken Russia)
Krakus (Grupa Zywiec S.A.)
Krepkoe (Heineken Russia)
Królewskie (Grupa Zywiec S.A.)
Krone Lager (Heineken España S.A.)
Kronenbourg 1664 (Heineken UK)
Krušovické (Heineken Ceská Republik)
Kujawiak (Grupa Zywiec S.A.)
Kvas Ostmark (Heineken Belarus)
Lapin Kulta (Hartwell)
Larue (Heineken Asia Pacific Pte)
Legado de Yuste (Heineken España S.A.)
Legend (Premium Beverages Int)
Lezajsk (Grupa Zywiec S.A.)
Life (Nigerian Breweries)
Lingens (Heineken NL)
Lorraine Beer (Brasserie Lorraine)
Louny (Heineken Ceská Republik)
Maccabee (Tempo Beer Industries)
Maes (Brouwerijen Alken-Maes)
Malta (Desnoes&Geddes)
Maltex (Societe Francaise)
Maltina (Premium Beverages Int)
Martiner (Heineken Slovensko)
Master (Heineken Sbrija)
MB (Heineken Sbrija)
McFarland (Heineken Ireland Ltd.)
Meister (Nigerian Breweries)
Messina (Heineken Italy S.P.A.)
Montheiths (DB Breweries Ltd / Heineken UK)
Mort Subite (Brouwerijen Alken-Maes)
Murphy’s (Heineken Ireland Ltd.)
Mützig (Premium Beverages Int)
Neumarkt (Heineken Romania)
Newcastle Brown Ale (Heineken UK)
Newcastle Exibition (Heineken UK)
Number One (Heineken Asia Pacific Pte)
Nyongera (Brarudi S.A.)
Ochota (Heineken Belarus)
Okskoye (Heineken Russia)
Old Mout (DB Breweries Ltd / Heineken UK) Cider
Op-Ale (Brouwerijen Alken Maes)
Orchard Thieves (DB Breweries Ltd / Heineken UK)
Ostmark (Heineken Russia)
Panach (Premium Beverages Int.)
Panama Beer (Cervecerías Barú-Panama)
Parbo (Surinaamse Brouwerij NV)

used to drink heineken every night, now drink stella after seeing this bullshit

Patra (Heineken Russia)
Paulaner (Paulaner BrauHaus)
Pêcheur (Heineken France)
Pelforth (Heineken France)
Pelican (Premium Beverages Int.)
Pils Plus (Heineken Sbrija)
Pit (Heineken Russia)
Piton (Windward and Leeward Brewery Ltd)
Porter (Karlovacka Pivovara)
Postel (Brouwerijen Alken-Maes)
Prestige (Brasserie National d’Haiti)
Primus (Bralirwa Ltd.)
PrinzBräu (Heineken Italy S.P.A.)
Puntigamer (BrauUnion Österreich Ag.)
Raffles (Heineken Asia Pacific Pte)
Rechitskoe (Heineken Belarus)
Record (Heineken France)
Red Stripe (Desnoes&Geddes)
Regal Seven (Heineken Asia Pacific Pte)
ReiningHaus (BrauUnion Österreich)
Rex (Brasserie Almaza S.A.L.)
Royal Guard (Compañía de Cervecerías Unidas)
Rusich (Heineken Russia)
Sagres (SSC – Soc. Central de Cervejas)
Sahara (Sonobra)
Sakara (Al Ahram Beverages Company)
Samba (Tango Sarl)
San Souci (Heineken Italy S.P.A.)
Santa Cerva (Heineken Brazil)
Sárkány (Heineken Hongária)
Schladminger (Brau Union Österreich)
Schloss Gold (BrauUnion Österreich)
Schützenbräu (BrauUnion Österreich Ag.)
Schwechater (BrauUnion Österreich)
Scrumpy Jack (Heineken UK) Cider
Sedoy Ural (Heineken Russia)
Sengur (Heineken Asia Pacific Pte)
Shikhan (Heineken Russia)
Silva (Heineken Romania)
Skol (Brau Union Österreich)
Skopsko (Pivovara Skopje A.D.)
Slalom (Heineken Italy S.P.A.)
Smirnoff (Sedibeng Brewery)
Soberana (Cervecerías Barú-Panama)
Sofi (Harar Brewery Share Co.)
Sokol (Karlovacka Pivovara)
Sol (Cuactémoc Moctezuma)
SolBrew (Heineken Asia Pacific Pte)
Solyanaya Pristan (Heineken Russia)
SonnenBräu (BrauUnion Österreich)
Soproni (Heineken Hongária)
South Pacific Export (Heineken Asia Pacific Pte)
SP (Heineken Asia Pacific Pte)
Specjal (Grupa Żywiec S.A.)
Spieler Pils (Heineken España S.A.)
Star (Premium Beverages Int)
Starobrno (Heineken Ceská Republik)

Stassen (Stassen S.A.) Cider
Steffl (BrauUnion Österreich)
Stella (Al Ahram Beverages Company)
Stepan Razin (Heineken Russia)
Stolichno (Zagorka S.A.)
Streleth (Heineken Russia)
Strong (Grupa Żywiec S.A.)
Strongbow (Heineken UK Limited) Cider
Student (Heineken Russia)
Summer (Heineken Brazil)
Superior (Cuactémoc Moctezuma)
Swiss Beer (Heineken Switzerland)
Symonds (Heineken UK)
Talawah (Desnoes&Geddes)
Tango (Tango Sarl)
Tatra (Grupa Żywiec S.A.)
Tecate (Cuactémoc Moctezuma)
Tiger (Heineken Asia Pacific)
Tri Medvedya (Heineken Russia)
Tui (DB Breweries Ltd.)
Turbo King (Premium Beverages Int.)
Villacher (BrauUnion Österreich Ag.)
Volga (Heineken Russia)
Volnaya Sibir Svetloe (Heineken Russia)
Von Wunster (Heineken Italy S.P.A.)
Walia (Bedele Brewery Share Co.)
Warka (Grupa Żywiec S.A.)
Watneys (Heineken UK Limited)
Wieckse (Heineken NL)
Wieselburger (BrauUnion Österreich Ag.)
Wiliams (Consolidated Breweries)
Windhoek (Sedibeng Brewery)
Woodpecker (Heineken UK)
Xingu (Heineken Brazil)
Zagorka (Zagorka S.A.)
Zaječarsko (Heineken Sbrija)
Zhigulevskoye (Heineken Russia)
ZiegelHof (Heineken Switzerland)
Zipfer (BrauUnion Österreich Ag.)
Zlatopramen (Heineken Ceská Republik)
Zlatý Bažant (Heineken Slovensko)
Zorbas ( Athenian Breweries S.A.)
Zywiec (Grupa Żywiec S.A.)

>Heineken

Only Americans drink that pisswater

Idiot

>Stella (Al Ahram Beverages Company) - a Heineken brand

FUCK THAT SHIT

Okay thanks Heineken, I know to never drink your piss beer again.

globalism is literally funded by corporation, get ready for more and more over the years.

Heineken® launched a new Open Your World campaign in the UK to promote openness as a value that helps break through the barriers that divide us.

For more than 150 years Heineken® has stood for openness, believing that the simple act of sitting down and having a conversation over a beer, helps bring people together. Now Heineken® is putting it to the test with a new campaign which aims to explore if the benefit of finding common ground with one another, can ultimately lead people to be more open.

The campaign kicks off with a social experiment that features real people. ‘Worlds Apart’, a real-life social experiment that puts together two total strangers that are divided by their beliefs, meeting for the first time. What happens when you bring together a feminist, and an anti-feminist? Or a climate change activist with someone who thinks the whole idea is “piffle”? Heineken® sets out to prove that when you see past the labels, even the most divided groups can come together to find common ground. Apart from ‘Worlds Apart’, the campaign includes a study let by Goldsmiths University on the Science of Common Ground; an employee ‘Mix It Up’ campaign and Facebook Chatbot that connects people from diverse backgrounds.

To inspire as many people as possible to take action in real life, Heineken® is partnering with The Human Library™, a unique not-for-profit organisation that uses conversation to challenge stereotypes. Every ‘book’ in The Human Library™ is a real person with an extraordinary background – from street sleepers and refugees, to transgender and people with life-changing illnesses.

Cindy Tervoort, Head of Marketing at HEINEKEN UK says: “Open Your World is the first-time Heineken® has launched a campaign of this nature in the UK. Joining forces with The Human Library™ is a way for us to inspire more people to focus on the things that unite us rather than divide us. We don’t all support the same football team, listen to the same music or share the same taste in clothes. We know we’re never going to agree on everything but there will also be common ground. Whether it’s 1950, 2017 or 2027, being open lets us get more out of life. It makes the world a more interesting place. And it makes every story worth listening to.”

>Red Stripe
fuggg
Oh well its usually craft beers or PBR for me anyway

my bartender replied it was nonsense and I got punched

Sharia prohibits it in your country

Cindy Tervoort

UK Marketing Director, HEINEKEN

Cindy Tervoort joined HEINEKEN's UK business as Marketing Director in January 2016. She started her career at Unilever in the Netherlands in 1996, where she held various marketing and sales positions before moving on to PepsiCo Netherlands in 2006. She was appointed Marketing Director at PepsiCo Netherlands in 2008. In 2011 she moved to the UK to lead the marketing of PepsiCo’s cereal business in the UK and later moved to a regional role, being appointed Head of Marketing for Cereals for Europe and Africa.

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This shit depresses me now.
People openly advocating for their own destruction like it's a virtue.
Jesus.
Half of me does want to see thermonuclear war.
If nothing else the self-loathing liberals will be the first to be incinerated.
The rest of humanity can get on with life.

I give /pol up
really, you are crazy

It's cheap and sold everywhere here in France, even though I tend to appreciate Kronenbourg a bit much (considering that they're on the same price/taste ratio). Alsace is based by the way.

REMINDER:

If you choose to drink alcohol you should also choose to make it yourself. Making beers, mead, and even distilling your own beverages is a fun hobby that lets you socialize and spend time with your family and friends and most importantly doesn't put money into the pockets of corporations such as these.

Upvoted because muh Heineken and because someone WILL be horribly shocked and offended at how non-inclusive this is to tragic minorities that do not drink alchol.

We were at the verge of banning Heineken due to them trying to get rid of szekélybeer in romania. No clue if they still will force that regulation through.

>USA attacked like a movie where allah stole nukes from Russia and mass nuked all our cities.
>We fend them off, kill all of them
>We rebuild without San Fran, LA, NYC, Seattle, Portland, DC

Hmmm

Rolling rock comes with digits

>not financing policies you disagree with is crazy

Brazil, you really are something special.

I mean.. This is shit and all but how do you expect to win.
Even if you could take it down, this is how marketing is done in 2017

>It's head ache inducing piss,
m8 pls, it's mostly water.
>it's literally the worst beer on the market
m8 pls, it's the biggest and likely most sold brand in this country.
>and most Dutch people are confused as to why people drink it.
You mean meme-tier special beer Hipsters and provincial cunts pretend like Heineken, of of the most pedestrian and mildly flavored ales in the world, is this extremely nasty thing.. The fact that Heineken doesn't have a very strong taste is probably THE reason why it's so popular.

>I meme on Heineken because my tastes are refined, and I do not conform to the masses. Look at me I am a faggot.
>Its pretty strong

Wut? 4,5% is strong?

they literally teach this at college

Nice try Colgate

Holy fuck, i thought I was crazy only getting headaches from drinking that shit. fuck heineken

looks like a rape babby

So drink stella artois. It's better anyways.

4.something% is not strong.

My Man!!

GET BIT

One would think that by now everyone knew that "because it's the current year" is no argument.

Maybe a good enough boycott would at least force some company to put right-wing slogans on their beer.

40 years ago they taught that socialism was the greatest system invented by man. Look how that one worked out.

Stella is a subsidiary of busch?

Holy fuck Rolling Rock. The natives here all drink either Rolling Rock, Blue or both. Tastes like cardboard. Me? I'm a Czechvar man myself.
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>The Lagunitas Brewing Company is a brewery founded in 1993 in Lagunitas, California, The company is wholly owned by Heineken International

d-damn

>telling women what they can or cannot put in their bodies
smdh heineken it is the current year

Not the same thing.

Wow I will never buy Heineken again

see Heineken doesn't have anything to do with Stella.

lol you fucking idiots. We're talking about stella artois.

You should put brands that Heineken distributes but does not own on the list as well.

Heineken, Schweineken
Pißbier

What the fuck are you talking about? Budweiser has at least the same alcohol content.

Heineken is PBR-tier swill that costs 50% more.

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Only redpilled beers can be posted here.

>This kills the cuckold liberal IPA

Great choice.

Heineken is delicious. I don't even care about this because they're just playing their cards right in terms of marketing for a product that's totally unpolitical in the first place.

and if it comes to political messages you can be sure that the only thing that is widely accepted by pretty much everybody across all races and ages is a very open-minded idealist left-wing message. right-wing stuff would get shunned because they think it's all just about division, literally hitler and being a close-minded racist fuck. that's not marketable.

this is a good reminder, you save quite a bit of money and you can make some decent tasting stuff with a little practice

I read that name and thought it's a fucking chinese beer at first and then I realized it's just a great german brand name.

shitposting in shit thread

Sageblue meme of the day. Doesn't Heineken realize that their very existence is absolutely haram?

Because it is the best tasting beer I have ever had.

What is this?

Not surprised at that back label at all!

16 years bartending: confirmed.

Mostly they drink Hennessey and coke or rum and coke or long islands though.

Admittedly we have an anti trash dress code at every place I have worked so I haven't met too many groids

>drinking the alcoholic jew
it's like you want them to win

who comes up with this shit?

Niggers

come say that to my face

>These are not the groids you're looking for

>no New Belgium, Ballast Point, or Stone on the list
Feels good

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Alcohol is banned by Sharia law. What the hell are they thinking?

I'd like them to try and drink that disgusting shit in a sharia law abiding country, they will enjoy the open world then

>Karlovačko (Karlovačka pivovara)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That puts a dent in my beer possibilities in CRO...

It's terrible beer anyways.

>Heineken is delicious.
Are you fucking 12?

>Scrumpy Jack (Heineken UK) Cider

Nooooo! I thought that was [spoiler]Symonds[/spoiler]

Fuck you dont take my scrump away with your open borders bullshit.

>>telling women what they can or cannot put in their bodies

well, many places to stick a bottle in on a woman's body