Imagine this: You are George Bridges replacement at Evergreen college. Students have run amok and are continuing to make demands despite having literally everyone of their previous demands met. You were hired to replace George "Prep the Bull" Bridges to bring order to chaos and secure the campus for further learning. You approach the microphone to address the student protests, you have a plan, you are not sure it will work but at this point what choice do you have.
step 1 - find a scapegoat (trump/nazis/whitey) step 2 - try to harness the hoard step 3 - conquer
Evan Mitchell
180
Sebastian Lewis
I say "sit down, be quiet, participate in the class or get an F".
Gabriel Reyes
>This is why Sup Forums shouldn't run complex institutions.
Wyatt White
break all of their legs and arms in multiple plaes
Jaxson Cox
Lurk more faggot
Wyatt Hughes
lurk moar
Jaxson Bailey
White students apply to other colleges stating racial discrimination forced them out of their current college. White Teachers do the same buy for employment elsewhere. Let them have their black only college in olympia washington where there are like 200 black people total. Watch the school fail and close.
Kayden Cox
Sentence: Death.
Josiah Long
lurk moar
Eli Lopez
'Check one two CHECK one two
Fudge sicle fudge sicle
Ice sicle....ice....sicle
Test...sicle.....test....sicle'
Ryder Ross
Dismiss them as students. Start with ringleaders, on the basis that they're causing community tension instead of studying. Increase minimum test scores for passes too.
Jose Garcia
This why you have to go back
William Harris
gay
Dylan Wood
All students are to cease and desist all activities which disrupt classroom activity or they will be expelled an escorted off campus by campus police. There will be no discussion or debate about this, this is an order.
Jonathan Scott
Hello snowflakes
New rules starting next semester:
>all homosexuals will be expelled >This is now a whites only university >kkk classes and membership is mandatory >rape cases will no longer be investigated unless it is a rape against a male student >women may not receive stem degrees >gender studies and sociology are defended and all faculty fired immediately >we are bringing back grades, go to class or fail
Now someone translate that for the black students who are all expelled
Isaac White
>360 and walk away
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA made me laugh. Fpbp
Christopher James
some holes in your rules there partner
Thomas Gray
Unite all the black folk under my banner and make the KANGDOM of ebeagreeen and march them to the most heavily armed white southern state to caude shit and fuck with any armed whitey watch them get merked after making a quick escape and ask a friendly Sup Forumsack for a turkey sandwich for happily genociding atleast 1000 western niggers. Boom i didnt kill anyone nor use ammo Turkey sandwich pls
Zachary Stewart
Is there an admission exam for this university ? If so, ask every student to take it again WITHOUT racial and gender quotas. Watch as 90% of non-white non-asian student fail, and 100% of protesters have to fuck off.
Jordan Lewis
>getting a chuckle out of a Canadian cancerpost
I need a break from this shit
Ryan Williams
Invite agitators into one big room. Lock doors and bar windows. Open when they are all dead. Instant improvement for humanity.
Michael Flores
"Shut the fuck up, we're not giving you shit. Go somewhere else if you don't like it."
Jaxson Taylor
shouldn't you be tending to your weed
Landon Brooks
Jokes on you we dont have grades Admittance is 98% and we dont have an exam. The only way not to get in is be a felon or fill out the application wrong.
>-no live ammunition Hell no, these monsters have pushed too far - they've used violence and threats of violence. It's time to use violence back and show them that such escalations have consequences.
Fuck you OP
Gavin Nelson
Every sheboon that goes to college turns into the worst uppity niggers imaginable. Glad I got in and out of uni before things got too bad
Christopher Walker
Maybe he found a hoard of delicious preserved meats
William Lee
>whored
Kayden Ortiz
>grow mustache and dye it white >hire big white guys to wear overalls and patrol the halls with whips, whipping any nigger that steps out of line >have the students construct a porch and balcony outside my office. >find a nice old rocking chair at a yard sale >brew some fresh iced tea >sit on the porch twisting mustache, drinking tea, and rocking in chair, while instructing my new employees on what nigger to whip next.
Colton Phillips
>we are bringing back grades, go to class or fail that this even has to be said is just disgusting beyond words
Hunter Jenkins
>George Bridges is out. It's time to make some changes here on campus. I want the student body to understand that this is a state school, beholden to taxpayers and not to corporate shareholders. Inappropriate behaviour can lead to expulsion. I see on this campus a single major problem, and that is with the fostering of one, toxic worldview at the expense of all others. This is going to stop. For the next 5 years, we are going to be working to break up the overwhelming predominance of the left on campus. This does not mean I will hire two centre-leftist professors and call it a day. We are going to begin an outreach program to students on the right, who will receive the scholarships I am taking away from every one of the students involved in this protest. >I will reach out to professors from across the country, and figure out which ones would be the most likely to seriously balance out political views among the faculty. I will be working directly with visiting Professor Kevin MacDonald to complete this goal. We will be working to found new clubs, programs, and curricula to make this campus more welcoming to opposing points of view, as it is plain to me that there is a problem here with tolerating dissent. >Eat shit, you little faggots
Ayden Diaz
I'll introduce myself.
>Hi, I'm user. I use him/he pronouns.
Then I will tell them how grateful I am for there courage and passion.
Parker Rodriguez
It's quite simple: enforce the rules. Why do adults take this shit, just expel them from the university
Carson Phillips
Carve swasticas into the foreheads of all minority students. Accept nobel peace prize 10 years later. Profit...
Thomas Cox
you racest as fuck
Andrew Wright
No more gibs.
Liam White
man you fucking suck
>pop pop popsicle >ice ice icicle >test... test... testing.. one, two, three
Andrew Brooks
It was pretty easy to find the ringleader. Step up your game fampai. We have a 100% legitimate "disabled black trans woman" AKA Unicorn-chan, if their own descriptions are to be believed. I forget which video they say "disabled" in, or if it was a "news article", but I'm pretty sure it was mentioned in one of the tear-stained shouts in one of these videos... not that it narrows it down much.
For those too lazy to type in the links this is "Jamil" of this article:archive.is/wfn16
According to a previous user, Unicorn-chan here is responsible for pretty much all of this, along with the other one who also got detained and questioned in the previous link.
Attentionfags gonna attentionfag. She's gonna make it to national news soon enough, once this all comes tumbling down. Hope it was worth it.
As is typical, I'm mostly just shocked that someone could think they're still the righteous ones after nearly driving someone to suicide.
(inb4 unicorn-chan here An-Hero's because they discovered how shitty they are as a human. I would probably legitimately feel bad.)
Jeremiah Parker
>all protests are to be disbanded immediately >grades are to be reinstated >general degeneracy will not be tolerated >classes must be attended to pass >violators of these rules will be escorted off campus by campus police, expelled, and prosecuted
Chase Robinson
This. There isn't anything complicated about it. Spoiled children who throw temper tantrums have no business in college.
Colton Johnson
As for the Ringleader professor(s) I don't have a great idea, but Weinstein's email reply was to a ... well look it up yourself. The "Media Works" class is taught by someone who has since deleted or privatized their facebook and instagram. It was previously full of activism shit, and I had assumed she was a student. Send guesses what she's a professor of.
You can also just dig through whoever's trying to push the "Strategic Equity Plan" and the various blatantly racist rules within it that are ripe for abuse against wrongthinkers.
>Weinstein took particular issue with one policy, put in place to encourage equity at Evergreen “faculty voted to require official, yearly reflections on our individual progress relative to racial diversity.” He appears to conflate this attempt to mend historical inequality and combat racism at Evergreen, with discrimination against white people, writing, “It is hard to imagine a person of color being flagged by a conversion panel, or as an internal hiring candidate, due to their yearly reflections revealing cryptic bias, or insufficient progress with respect to race. But it is all too easy to imagine a white person (whatever that is taken to mean) being challenged on this basis.” He continues that as a result of these and other diversity policies, “We have now imposed on ourselves a de facto hierarchy based on skin color, and hooked it directly to mechanisms of hiring, promotion and dismissal–empowering some, and disempowering others.”
So uh... round up the ringleaders and go from there would be my solution to OP's problem. Not sure if it'll go full Hydra on you, or if you'll accidentally make them a martyr. Apparently a few hours of questioning in the middle of the night didn't bother Unicorn-chan.
Cooper Morales
Fumigation Tent
Landon King
...
Lincoln Robinson
Who is going to take that job?
Colton Gomez
damn dude. Where did you find this stuff? Archiving this thread right now for future use.
Carson Davis
1. Ignore them. 2. Instruct campus security to remove any disruptors or troublemakers from campus. 3. Post signs around campus pic related.
Carter Ortiz
Unicorn-chan's probably not as big of a ringleader as I made them out to be, but the information comes from google, facebook, Sup Forums and reddit.
