Brit/pol/ - Jo Cox Commemorative Edition

>MI5 probes bomber 'warnings' to see if they messed it up
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40080646
archive.fo/DCMbu

>Man shot dead in NI supermarket car park
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/man-dies-shot-bangor-supermarket-car-park/
archive.fo/9EysD

>Sturgeon would seek "progressive alliance"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/warning-coalition-chaos-nicola-sturgeon-says-would-seek-progressive/
archive.fo/YCucZ

>16th Manchester suspect arrested in Shoreham
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551346/Man-23-16th-suspect-arrested-terror-attack.html
archive.fo/qMlvI

>Lib dems still moaning about the EU despite their abysmal campaign so far
itv.com/news/2017-05-29/nick-clegg-uk-could-lose-access-to-terror-database-under-theresa-mays-brexit-terms/
archive.fo/AUeyi

>Fatboy Watson angry over tory attacks on Corbyn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/28/tom-watson-hits-out-at-conservatives-over-attacks-on-corbyn
archive.fo/gvYFv

>Powers for banning jihadis from the country finally used
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4550994/Major-powers-ban-jihadis-returning-UK-used-once.html
archive.fo/FY3N8

>BA computer mess enters third day
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40081112
archive.fo/psITL

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Why is he sitting like this?

Fuck Corbyn and his social justice wank

>voting

>This woman has a small chance to represent our country in some way

We deserve genocide

First for Michael Portillo would beat Jeremy Paxman in a fistfight

>CAN I FINISH
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corbyn can't even out debate jeremy fucking paxman

Paxman being a bit of a nob tbqh.

WAS OP TUS ENUF

These questions aren't that good atm, Paxman could do better than this.

Jeremy Corbyn is nailing it. Theresa May will be a disaster. She will probably repeat the strong and stable mantra a million times.
This debate has sealed a Labour victory.

s-s-s-stutter

>"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
>"Can you let me dodge the question please?"

>all the Corbachev shills
Can't wait to mine your salt when labour get DECIMATED come the 8th.

>The crowd is on side
>Everyone saying he's doing well

What
the
FUCK is going on


I've got a bad feeling lads..

Holy shit Corbyn is absolutely DESTROYING Paxman

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

kek

...

Carol Kirkwood

If Paxman doesn't mention Diane he's a cuck

God help us

> Corbyn doing really well

Shit.

How would you say Corbyn's performance has been so far?

Are you even watching it retard? Corbyn has been amazing so far way above my expectation.

>PROBABLY BE SLIGHTLY LESS

Jesus Christ

What did she mean by this?

Best European pornstars to bash one out to lads? Going to stick it to the EU

choke more cunt

>Jeremy, would you rather be fucked in the ass or be the one doing the fucking?
>Well, it's more about taking the person out on a date...
>In the ass or doing the ass.
>Can I finish

Shit, he's dodging questions like a motherfucker.

BAPS
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What the actual fuck is this Corbyn astroturfing?

Very poor.

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Mediocre.

Paxman isn't on top form either though really, he at least seems dedicated to his convictions.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS BRUTAL! Does Corbyn owe the interviever money or something?!

This is making Corbyn look better though mate, Paxman is looking more aggressive than inquisitive and him actually saying "no" nunerous times when Corbyn asks if he may finish, is not making him look any better.

Corbyn is actually doing alright. I expect May just to come on here and repeat the same 3 soundbites ad nauseaum, completely ignoring the questions.

I'm watching it on sky news pal, not on the USSR approved Jezbollah dubbed stream.

>I wanted there to be *GASDBAH*

what did he mean by this?

>Commemorative Edition
hahahahha

CORBYN IS A KEK

>Can I finish?
How often did he ask this to Diane Abbot?

What a cuck
It will be open season on British territories if Corbyn gets in

WOULD YOU BE PREPARED

>he thinks the Argentinian invasion of the Falklands could have been prevented
>he thinks a war started for a popularity boost of a fucking Military Junta could have been negotiated

>UK territory gets fucking invaded
>Thatcher made a big deal about it...

yeah, no shit

kek

Hahaha please post your face when theresa may comes up then. Fucking shills you lost go home

>that visible look of horror on that audiences members face

KEK

>being called a shill by a shill
Gotta love Reddit.

Corbyn looks ready to die, sweaty eyelids?

The Falklands Islands are a decadent relic of British colonialism. In fact they don't even like Britain all that much. Did you know British citizens literally need a visa to live there? Get lost

>Corbyn will put the lives over some civilians in Iraq during an operation to kill someone planning an attack in Britain instead of the British lives taken in said attack
It's over.

he's sweating bullets

PAXMAN will go so easy on Theresa May just fucking watch

Paxman is so fucking past it. He's become a total meme.

Depends if she gives straight answers or not, I hope.

My god, that's going in thee wank-bank

and still he undoes corybn with ease

embarrassing

>In fact they don't even like Britain all that much.

Yeah, they just put a statue of Thatcher up because they hate the British

MAY IS GONNA GET BTFO

PAXMAN IS LIVING UP TO HIS OWN CHARACTER

Gotta agree, in his defense he hasn't done this for years now, if I'm not mistaken.

He's a bit rusty

Try moving there and see what happens then

>Corbyn won't even bomb a known, direct threat to the UK just to save some sandnigger's life

Fuck off back to r/politics you nigger loving cuck.

She literally talks using memes

>strong and stable

PISS-POOR

And yet all the little normie kids will still continue to hang off the end of his wrinkly pork sword

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>soon

>whogetsmyvoteuk.com/#!/

Paxman is shit.

Bring up the Hamas charter and ask Corbyn how you are supposed to negotiate with an organisation that has those aims.

He should have pushed harder on Corbyn's comments regarding the Falklands invasion being a Tory plot, and why he will sell out the sovereignty of those islands despite all of them except one inhabitant wanting to remain British.

etc etc.

He just brings up the issue and allows Corbyn to lie his was around it.

I think most people watching that will consider Corbyn a decent fellow. Expose his yellow belly treachery!

Actually the falkland islands were claimed BEFORE argentina even existed. The people there are all british and want to stay that way.

Fuck, i missed Corbyn

how well did he do?

I will on June the 8th. I want to be here to see all the tory tears

For all you reddit keks please don't make the unitedkingdom reddit private when the results come in like I know you're going to, that salt is rightfully ours.

Now I'm singing the song from the 1978 spitting image election special.

Very true for this labour line up too.

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What do you think about these new projections lads?
sauce:
scenaripolitici.com/2017/05/uk-general-election-2017-29-may.html

Surprisingly well.

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It was a train wreck.

Is that a JoJo reference?
>"SOON.... ZA WOURDO!"

Do they get these questions in advance? May seems to crumble when put on the spot. But then again I'm not surprised. I was at the Home Office while she was there, and everyone thought she was a fucking idiot.

Not so good

Mainly because paxman is a faggot using personal attacks instead of talking about his policies

Like a sack of spuds but still would

BOOOO

>tfw my hometown "Hull" will never be converted by anyone Right of Stalin.

The only tears that'll occur will be when Corbyachev is ousted from his position and Labour start being a competent opposition again.

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Raveshing is red if I do say Mrs May

Happy birthday by the way faisal

THIS IS GOING TO BE PAINFUL

Italian shite, Labour taking seats from the Tories in the South? HA

Paxman has always done this and it's the reason why people liked him in the first place. Whenever a politician would try to dodge his question, he would ask it again, preventing them from answering the question they wish he had asked.

His main downfall is that if he does get an answer he doesn't know what to do with it, unless it's quite a damning answer.

>MUMMY
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better be ready tonight.

>In fact they don't even like Britain all that much
>"Do you wish the Falkland Islands to retain their current political status as an Overseas Territory of the United Kingdom?"
>99.8% yes as of 2013
What did they mean by this?

> Muh Police

Get them off Twitter and put them on the streets