Taking a trip to Germany

Hey Sup Forums, I am taking a trip to Germany. I have always wanted to see it before its too late. Where should I go? What should I expect? What should I do to not piss locals off?

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>What should I expect?
Disappointment.

Make sure to see both the countrysides and cities. Don't pressure people too much into speaking English, most are not good at it. Germany has friendly weather, party venues, legal prostitution (expensive tho), lots of villages, lots of forests, lots of roads, lots of industries. It's really not that interesting.

>legal prostitution (expensive tho)

this

also visit the south, eiffel, schwarzwald and east germany. stay away from nrw.

high prices for prostitution?? 30€ for a fuck in an apartment in cities like duisburg, essen and dortmund is dirt cheap.

Is there a place where I can go without a lot of niggers?

Well if I ever go, I visit a bathhouse with hot Russian women and there it's closer to 100€/hr

Villages. They're usually very prepared for tourists, provided they pay well. Bring cash because half of Germany cannot into credit cards.

Professional services shouldn't be cheap. From everything I've seen on tubes, German prostitutes are very good at what they do.

east germany. the villages there are basically 1488

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Whatever you do, DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET CLOSE TO NORTH-RHINE WESTFALIA.

Stay far far far away from cologne, düsseldorf and all that.

t. i live there

Go to the Vulkaneifel area. Beautiful mountains, roads and lakes. I go there every year and it never bores. If you don't appreciate beauty you can also have fun rodeling or canoeing

Frankfurt region is despicable as well, unless you judge places on the cost/benefit ratio of the weed there.

you're a shit burger. you will love it.

What goes on in SAARLAND, and Sachsen?,

nothing in the first and 88 in the latter

why? I thought Cologne was nice? And what about Berlin?

Degenerate. However, most Germans who live in the cities occupy other boards. And they love their goddamn dirty cities.

I am a NatSoc. Would I fit in?

considering your in a country where NatSoc started, maybe the socialist part but not the nationalist anymore.

Piss dich alde!

No they hate Americans.

It's not Marxist Socialism.

Are Germanys beaches any good?

stück scheiße

Nothing for American shart asses, its to cold for you.

Explore the Black forest and also the rhine plain in Baden-Wuerttemberg. Especially in summer, these are very nice places. Beautiful views, excellent food and generally nice people.

Feel free to take a daytrip to Strasbourg (France) as well! It's right next to the border in the rhine plain and it's got a gorgeous historic inner city.

Pic related- The view from my window. Strasbourg and the french vosges mountains in the evening.

Beautiful... Thanks user.

go to hamburg and kill 3 muslims, women are best to kill because it lowers the fertility rate of islam

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do not forget, it is illegal to raise your right arm

Avoid the big citys, or you get roobed, raped, killed. Especially Colonge, Berlin and Hamburg, these are total hellholes beyond saving. So stay on more rural regions.

You're very welcome. Don't worry, most of Germany isn't as bad as people say here on Sup Forums. Of course you'll encounter more migrants in the cities but you won't find many of them in the countryside.

If you decide to come to Baden-Wuerttemberg, there's not much you can do wrong. Wanna do some corny tourist shit? Go to Heidelberg (doesn't mean it's not beautiful). Do you want to be on your own, away from the obvious tourist spots and 'gibs'? Rent a car and explore the area around the black forest, the rhine plain and do some day trips to, like I suggested before, Strasbourg or cities like Karlsruhe, Stuttgart and so on. Most places are rather close to each other so you won't have to drive all day long to reach a destination.

Ofc the number 1 sport for most Americans would be Heidelberg or the state of Bavaria in general. But don't be stupid - Bavaria is not any more special compared to other German states.

Pic related- Downtown Baden-Baden in the rhine plain. (another pic of mine)

are you stupid, he's wants to do drugs and party.

>implying there aren't A+ prostitutes in these cities. Especially in Baden-Baden, you'll find really fine russian women that'll ride the brain out of your head.