Taking a trip to Germany

Hey Sup Forums, I am taking a trip to Germany. I have always wanted to see it before its too late. Where should I go? What should I expect? What should I do to not piss locals off?

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>What should I expect?
Disappointment.

Make sure to see both the countrysides and cities. Don't pressure people too much into speaking English, most are not good at it. Germany has friendly weather, party venues, legal prostitution (expensive tho), lots of villages, lots of forests, lots of roads, lots of industries. It's really not that interesting.

>legal prostitution (expensive tho)

this

also visit the south, eiffel, schwarzwald and east germany. stay away from nrw.

high prices for prostitution?? 30€ for a fuck in an apartment in cities like duisburg, essen and dortmund is dirt cheap.

Is there a place where I can go without a lot of niggers?

Well if I ever go, I visit a bathhouse with hot Russian women and there it's closer to 100€/hr

Villages. They're usually very prepared for tourists, provided they pay well. Bring cash because half of Germany cannot into credit cards.

Professional services shouldn't be cheap. From everything I've seen on tubes, German prostitutes are very good at what they do.

east germany. the villages there are basically 1488

also visit pic related

Whatever you do, DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET CLOSE TO NORTH-RHINE WESTFALIA.

Stay far far far away from cologne, düsseldorf and all that.

t. i live there