HONESTLY

Is there really anything alpha about pleasing roasties?

Are no pussy getters/MGOTW on to something?

There's something alpha about pleasing 2-3 at the same time.

they are supposed to please you m8

you got it the wrong way

It's fundamentally validating to have a woman or gas money for you, user.

Roasties are good for fucking and dumping dont let white knight virgins stop your from getting your dick wet. Just dont fall for the roastie trap.

"Roasties" is a dumb meme. They're just trying to scare you virgins into staying virgins because you think slutty girls' vaginas turn into meat curtains. But sure, stay in your rooms, wizards, don't attempt to fix yourselves up and talk to the fairer sex. Girls all have "roast beef" pussies anyway right?

>fairer sex

Mangina detected. Regale us all with tales of your past conquests.

>Girls all have "roast beef" pussies anyway right?

None of the virgins I popped had them

Tbh I just find most girls boring to be around, and it seems silly to go to such efforts just to put your willy in their wawa

sometimes your just in the mood for some roast beef. nothing wrong with it.

i pulled up instagram to fap and saw this. I didnt wanna make an off topic thread about roasties but i knew id find one

this is the most obvious female user i've ever seen
complete with a reddit meme
christ almighty, this board really is done

You're trying to help people.
You will be opposed.

I fucked a hillary supporter and came inside her

I see men that kowtow to women as inferior, even if doing so is getting them laid. They have no convictions, and have no spine. They're spineless creatures, the jellyfish of the human race, and should be treated like a traitor. Someone that willing to give up any(even if non-existent) conviction just for a chance at touhing a roastie isn't worth being an ally of.

t. had my fair share of experience with these types of men.

Wouldn't advise going mgtow, though

With any luck they'll be dead soon

Shut up whore

wew lad, go fuck yourself, you dumb whore.

No hymen, no diamond. Used goods women, whores and serial monogamists are all trash. If you really want, fuck and chuck. Don't settle for non-virgins though.

Women are literally smaller, weaker, stupider men. Look at the feMALE on the right, literally just a male manlet with a small body and long head hair.

whats a roastie?

I hope you wore a condom or had your tubes tied. We don't need your subhuman seed and her roastie eggs polluting the environment.

I'm trying to help you. I see alot of opinions on women on this board that are misinformed. Opinions that only a virgin would have, since he hasn't experienced sex and socializing. I feel bad for all the smart and lonely girls out there, there are so many. Fix yourselves up and you'll all get a nice girl who just wants to make you happy and cook for you.

>Roasties
Is this the word of the month?

This

>roasties
>MGTOW
>burger flag

What does roast beef look like? Then try to imagine what a woman who has slept with many men looks like. That's what we're dealing with here.

You're definitly a women! Get the fuck out of this thread NOW!!!

he looks like Eric Clanton

sexually active alpha males are the biggest cucks of all theyre giving roasties exactly what they want

you think shes pleasing you and your just going to pump and dump ? youre the one fucking her. she already got what she wanted

youre bowing down to the roastie right there with your dick inside her

fucking cuck.

>whats a roastie?
It's a term invented by the level 99 wizards of this board that means a women who has fucked so many guys that her pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich. These virgins literally believe that shit.

Yes! It is exciting, competitive, uncertain and extremely pleasurable. Next to drugs, winning and fucking a roastie is the best feeling. I'm 30 and married now so my time is passed but I spent every year from 15-29 doing nothing but fucking, trying to fuck or getting fucked up. Enjoy your youth please.

you think gods going to be your cuck provider when you come back to him after fornicating your whole life?

Ecclesiastes 11:9
Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days of thy youth, and walk in the ways of thine heart, and in the sight of thine eyes: but know thou, that for all these things God will bring thee into judgment.

oh, so we're getting another /r9k/ incoming. those manlet's are gibbering morons anyway's.

Fuck off, stop trying to corrupt our youth you lying old hasbeen.

i have been intimate with 6 different girls, 5 of them virgins. The non virgin had only had sex twice before.
None of them were roasties.
Women arent born roasties, they're made

pussy's don't have an odometer
wrap it up until you find one you wanna lockdown, then make sure she hasn't fucked a nigger or has a disease then buy a stupid stone and give it to her and make her sign a contract with her whole family watching

well. most girls still have roast beef cunts and it's ugly, so it's a nice derogatory term for them and even for girls with nice cunts who you don't like.

thanks asshole for ruining virgins for 5 other people you should be ashamed of yourself

We have a winner

you talk like a mom would.

I used to be in a polyamorous relationship and the alpha image quickly doesn't become worth it it if the girls aren't above jealousy. It quickly becomes a competition to them like it did between the girls I was with and they'd both stress me the fuck out. Eventually dropped one who became a coal burner and I'm still with the other.

Stick to random threesomes with girls you don't know if your single and random girls you'll never see again as extras if you're in a relationship.

>Girls all have "roast beef" pussies anyway right?
No. They do not if they don't ride the cock carousel.

Lies are not help.

What does this have to do with politics?

LARPing this hard
Anyway I think the meaning of this passage is you are going to get punished but enjoy it while it lasts.
>corrupting our youth
Is Sup Forums really full of milquetoast faggots like you?
>be sure she hasn't fucked a nigger
Why does it matter ?

If you try to cuck for women but fail, that's extremely pathetic. (omega males online pining after girls on Facebook)

If you cuck for women but can get them, that's embarrassing but not as bad as if you failed. (SJW male feminists whose gfs control them)

If you don't try to cuck for women but can't get them either, that's weird but stll less pathetic than the last. (fedoras and MGTOWs)

If you don't try to cuck for women and do your own thing, but they swoon easily or even come after you, you're alpha. (Chad and Brad)

>15-29
are all Yanks man childs? You start at 13-20 and then start knocking kids out with a wife. If you've hit above 10-15 partners in that time you're a degenerate slut and deserve to be divorced at 30.

Since when are MGTOWs virgins?
Their ideology is to pump and dump and not love these hoes. At best they're niggerist philosophy but where does the impression that they're virgins come from?
Not putting up with female shit = not getting pussy?

Why would he not claim a virgin when she offers herself to him? Not his fault for taking an opportunity.

>polyamorous
What's it like being a cuck?

Do roasties actually feel looser than other girls? Like if she's been pumped by a big dick once or twice will she feel looser than a girl who has only been with average sized guys?

>polyamorous

Girl on the left is lauren Francesca btw

30 is actually the ideal time to have kids for a man. My wife is 24.

I was making a general comment on OP's post, I dont care about your made up blog post.

Protip: When you have to announce your "conquests" without prompt like you just did, it means you are lying.

Pretty much this

because it proves youre a normy if you have virgins offering yourself to you

you sound like a man who is highly esteemed

which means you are not part of the lowly meek of the world you are part of the enemies of god

jesus fucking christ
your pussy lips don't grow in size because you have a lot of sex

Taming and basing a former degenerate roastie is apex alpha.

"I'm so based! I'm saving myself for a bure virgin Aryan/Nordig brincess!!! :DDDDD"
- kissless Sup Forums virgins

Yes almost always especially the entrance to vagina is looser

How exactly is regularly fucking 2 women then dumping one for arguing too much being a cuck?

yes, they grow when infected by CMV

No. Stop listening to porn addicts. Vaginas are almost always very tight when they haven't been penetrated for a few weeks. And they will adapt to your dick. I have a large dick and when I didn't fuck my gf for 2 weeks when she had surgery, she was extremely tight and almost impossible to get into, like how it was the first time.

Maybe if they get fucked or ream themselves with a 10 inch dildo every day, but you should avoid them anyway.

So how about you fuck them, and keep the time you spend around them where you aren't fucking them to a minimum?
You know, like every single joke from a 70's or 80's sitcom. This can't be a new concept to you.

God hates sex the bible says youre less of a human being for having sex. The vaginal system makes a baphomet head symbol

Revelation 14:4
These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.

Sex is only here for reproduction temporarily... its an unclean evil practice, luckily god will put away sex and lust once and for all at the end of the world

Matthew 22:30
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

Good thing god is coming to destroy all sexually active normies soon in the september 23rd rapture and beginning of the tribulation/ wrath of god on men

I feel slightly sad whenever I see girls who are pretty but are clearly sluts. I always imagine how much happier they and their families would have been if they had saved themselves for marriage and married a loving husband.

Conversely when I see girls doing the right thing, as well as younger guys, I feel a lot of hope for our future.

>Is there really anything alpha about pleasing roasties?
no
>Are no pussy getters/MGOTW on to something?
no

okay, you went down that path. at least i get cultural references with my wife instead of having to explain to her what He-Man and Thundercats were. luckily she's milfed.

>staying virgins

you realize most mgtows sleep around, they just wont commit to you roasties. fuck off with your beef curtains

Roasties getting toastie

Who would feel tighter/looser - a girl who was only with one guy, but he had a big dick. Or a girl who has slept around with average sized dicks. Is it all about dick size, is that what loosens it?

Roastie is one of the more stupid memes this place has spewed.

I always assume the people who use it are basement dwelling perma-virgins.

I'm not, but pol doesn't believe anything that sits outside its preset good moral matrix so I'm not going to go into it. My post was just to warn others to not make threesomes into actual relationships.

But sure faggot, believe the 75% of larpers on here because my story is sooooooo unbelievable.

I see guys like you all the time. Let me guess you've got shitty tattoos on your prematurely wrinkly skin from excessive alcoholism and herpes which "is not that big a deal?" Fuck outta here degenerate.

Thats what women would like to be true.

Vaginas are like penis some are naturally larger but slampigs get bottomed out from all the Chad thundercock

Alpha and beta are stupid concepts.

The focus should be on being a good man.
A good man doesn't measure his worth as a person on the opinion promiscuous women have of him.

/r9k/ needs to leave

Thinking men and women are in constant conflict is leftist thinking. You have completely bought into the idea of feminism if you admire MGOTW or PUA or any other faggot group who thinks this way.

Find a nice girl (it's not hard if you stop being autistic) and get to know her. Put faith in the family unit and women. Stop being insecure because you read lies on Sup Forums/Jewish Media that all women would cheat on you in a second (this isn't true)

Look at these toastie roasties Sup Forums laugh with me

wrong

What the hell man.. Now I'm gonna schedule a meeting with my doctor

Would one or two goes with a big dick loosen a vagina in any way? Or would it need to be consistent pounding. Last question

>implying they weren't taking nigger cock on the regular while you were with them
No, I'm sure she only became a coal burner after breaking up with you.

Its never one or two

Its not about the size of the dick,mate.Its not even about the vagina itself.What roastie means is the used up looking vulva.The vulva gets bigger if the women gets fucked many times and it looks like a disgusting sandwich.See pic related.

*Inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>imagining what a used pussy would feel like

holy shit you cucks are on a new level

You're disturbed. God isn't only letting ugly betacucks into heaven. In fact a lot of you are even shittier people than the Chads you hate so much. At least Chads have normal sex and aren't into intetracial cuckolding, scat, loli and whatever other nonsense you types fap to each day. Your minds are far more polluted than Chad's.

Also, you lust over that K-waifu in your mind. You would have sex with her, but you can't. You aren't holding back for any religious or moral reason like some men do. You're just weak willed and ugly.

t. roastie

Kek theoretically though if it was say two one night stand pump and dumps

Sadly they are just rattier they are the niggers in towns that don't have any nigger in em. So the skanks just get fucked by the dirtbags of town instead of. If you are white and try to be their way they will separate you they will........

This is it right here. If you are a true alpha, there will be no question they are there to please you.

>"roast beef" pussies
why would anyone even care about this? most of the time you're not even going to see her vagina up close

My main wasn't. The girl we picked up did once after she was botching at me for a week about not paying enough attention to her. It was so short buff doorman she knew. I knew she did it too and pretty much ended all interest I had in her. Fucked her a few more times then let her go. My main is like a level 10 clinger though and we both work from home so I'd be hard pressed to find out she was cheating, there'd be no time.

Alphas use women to please themselves

the woman's wants/needs/feelings do not come into play other than possibly being obstacles to the first sentence

i'd really like to titty fuck the one on the left and cum on her face

actually i would never go out and party and fuck multiple girls ever in my life

if i ever did stoop so low it would be just to get 1 single girl to get a wife with like the bible says if you cant contain yourself

the bible says the best thing is to just stay a virgin if you can

1 Corinthians 7:8-9
8I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. 9But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.


the bible is very clear that its not letting these highly esteemed alphas into the kingdom of heaven because they would boast before god

1 Corinthians 1:27-29
But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are:That no flesh should glory in his presence.

I have to admit you have a point I get so many blank stares from my girl whenever I make such references

Is that in any way related to the size of the dick? How many times does it take to cause a change in vulva appearance

I actually like it. Women have used dick-shaming tactics on men forever. Seeing the tables turned is really funny. And anything that shames women for being sluts is fine with me.

i'm pretty sure it's genetic bro