/CPD/ CHICAGO SCANNER - Nigs At Night Soon Edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Open]

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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youtube.com/watch?v=g59o1Cpp6L8
youtube.com/watch?v=_berr4I1cic
anyforums.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Bumping in the name of Robert.

This could be a comfy thread.

A little early man...

I'll try to keep it bumped. The board has been flooded with complete garbage all day.

Thank you, Robert. Gonna bump hard here for a bit because we're pretty far down. Help out, other Roberts, if you can.

Bumping.

catch your breath? what did I miss

It's been domestics all day and nigs are going wild with baseball bats for whatever reason.

>two more domestic calls just now

Seems like he was chasing someone with the gun. Details, anyone?

I didn't catch it.

>underage drinking

kek why even call it in?

think I heard suspect in custody and dispatch trying to sort it out

Bump for Roberts

It's been busy all day. The highlight is 3 Male Blacks shooting at random passing cars about 6 hours ago.

>kek why even call it in?
Robert is doing everything by the book. This is the only way he can fight nog chaos.

hispanic with a gun in the backyard

I was looking at Back of the Yards on google maps. When did Chicago turn into Spic City?

Hey, I'm new to /cpd/ and I started listening to it last night, but I have a question, I don't know if it gets asked a lot, or if Im just dumb but I couldnt find much explanation in the op or anywhere else.

How do I understand what's going on? I looked at the bearcat1 codes site, but it often lists multiple meanings under the same number for different areas or units in chicago, how am I supposed to know where Im listening to, or what numbers are the correct ones?
Otherwise general explanation needed please, I constantly hear different numbers, often multiple numbers in sequence and it confuses me if they even mean anything at all. I just have no idea whats going on, sorry.

If someone can help me that would be much appreciated

when even the blacks started moving out

Memorial Day

1:45a 4500 S Pulaski, Archer Heights, M/21
1:45a 4500 S Pulaski, Archer Heights, M/22
2:45a I57 & 115th, Morgan Park, M/?
2:45a I57 & 115th, Morgan Park, M/?
>11:00a 2900 S State, Douglas, F/25 - Homicide
1:25p 1900 W Maypole, Near West Side, M/42
>1:35p 1700 N Narragansett, Austin, M/52 - Homicide
2:45p 4300 S Parnell, New City, M/41
4:55p 6200 S Cottage Grove, Woodlawn, F/24

Two dead today.

I don't really bother with the codes too much, you'll learn some over time. It's really just the descriptions of general niggerdom I listen for i.e.
>man laying in the street and refuses to get up
>he appears to be intoxicated

>Man has been yelling for tor the last two hours

you kinda have to just go with the flow. I haven't bothered with the codes. I just listen to the narrative they give because I doubt there is a number code for black male on the forth floor fire escape jerking it.

hold back the night roberts

>Sex offender suspected of drug use, possesses a bike
Wut?

Bikes are prized items in Chicago

Hispanics have been in Back of the Yards for a very long time, going back to 1915 or something like that. Great article here: yahoo.com/news/chicagos-back-yards-new-generation-immigrants-fights-old-turf-wars-deadlier-weapons-090030104.html

>Please watch your keys

It's time.

>possesses a bike

I heard that too. That nigger is going to get the book thrown at him.

Bumping.

You guys might like this one:

clyp.it/tnlltgfg

reporting in, this channel comes alight around this time

thats big ten fo robert

>female laying on the street
>2 young female blacks just stole 4 cases of huggies

>someone has placed a bomb in the store

Dispatch didn't sound too concerned.

Greetings, Aus-bro.

Wtf is with people laying in the street. Every night there is a at least one call of someone laying in the street and refusing to move.

>mentally ill son has been drinking, trying to fight mom and dad

>like niggers could figure out how to work a bomb.

>male in his 50s laying on the ground wearing raggedy jeans, has a shopping cart next to him
>homeless male passed out on the corner

>homeless man passed out on corner outside Trump (tower?)
>not sure if alive or dead

so many NIGGAS !!

that poor Robert always battling his adversary male black

>clyp.it/tnlltgfg
that was pretty funny

Keys checked.

Real robert nigger hunter hours what will male black do tonight

>"firing inside location, there are disabled people inside"

Check your keys robert

well, already 7 shit adn another 3 dead today from shootings according to heyjackass, maybe at least 2 more homicides is my bet and at least 5 more wounded.

They are an interesting breed.

Stove fire nigga be cooking crack

>assault in progress, arguing over a parking space
>Gerald says his daughter is beating his granddaughter

Hahahahahshsh bicycl3 squad. Gaaaaaaaay

>Robert
>on Bikes today
youtube.com/watch?v=g59o1Cpp6L8

>male wearing star wars hoodie grabbed female's breasts

>Breast grabbing male black

You know what's better than parking down the street? Going to jail.

ZONE4 YALL

shits about to get real

>Star Wars hoodie Nigga grabbin' breasts

may be related to storm drain nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=_berr4I1cic

>male driving a moped almost hit someone in the cross walk

wrong thread user

Robert 34 ge5 your shittogether

>2 male blacks trying to aggressively sell candy bars

>black males aggressively selling candy bars
bet they are stolen too

What's happening?

Heard that too. What in the hell?

>storm drain nigga

i refuse to believe hes actually real. The Male Black is diabolical but not that diabolical

Its when a Trayvon or Mike Brown corner you and demand that you buy their candy bar for 20$.

Its a way for them to rob you (they act hyperaggressive and violent, implying you will get beat if you dont hand over the money) and give you a 25cent candy bar in return for your 20

>"...throwing bricks and looking for the caller's nephew"

At least you get a candy bar out of it.

dispatch is crackin'

So much fun on air.

tfw no funny dispatcher gf

Chiraq needs a happening

>2-5 shots fired in Zone 11

There's going to be some coonery when the sun sets.

I'm still waiting for Great Chicago Fire 2.0; Electric Boogaloo

>Battery victim becoming aggressive, combatan

>these niggers are still hawking their candy bars

The victim of the battery was becoming aggressive and combattive

>aggressively selling candy bars
that's like the third call, dees nigga are out there hustlin'

dey out der

>crowd of 60-70 people blocking traffic

In a row.

male black both been drinking

this one should be good

group of people shooting fireworks

Dey jus' trine'a raise funds for they school trip to the Vatican next year.

will the entire north side be on fire this time?

>people shooting fireworks
it's not even dark yet

That was impressive. Maybe there will be some extra special chimping.

Chifag here, don't see these threads often. Who is Robert?

>nog warts

lol

Most likely high as fuck, drunk or dead. Very seldom is it someone with a true medical condition.

I was sad when I heard one call for someone in the street refusing to move. An elderly man wandered into the street and was very confused. You could hear him in the background yelling at the cops "I don't know you, you can't tell me what to do, I am a veteran!!" Dispatch matched him to a call for a missing senior and his family came to get him. The man sounded so afraid. Strangely enough, he was found by the blocks drug dealer, he called it in and the cops let the drug dealer go because he stayed with the man until police got there. All this happened at 4am. I don't even want to think what could have happened to that elderly man at 4am in Chicago if the dealer hadn't stayed to help/watch over him.

>known to carry a knife
What do you have to do to get a reputation of being the Knife Guy?

This is always one of my favourites. Nogwarts School of Niggardry. My all-time favourite, though, is of that dumb nog who backed himself right across the street, and then turned his gun towards a pair of waiting Roberts, who promptly shot him dead. That is some satisfying shit.

Oh wow i love niggers now.

Once in a while a dealer does something good. Rare for Chicago

Multiple reports on you, of course.

Male Black shooting people at the park with a BB gun

>young male black shooting people with a BB gun in the park

>male black with a BB gun shootin' people in the park

must be open season

Bump

Always pull your knife at the slightest escalation. Pic semi related.