Macroni

All memes aside, he's a pretty handsome guy. Why did he decide to marry this fucking ugly ancient looking piece of shit?
What does he know that we don't?

He was raped by her when he was 15 and she was his teacher. She left her husband and children (younger and older than him) to continue abusing him. His mind is warped and yes, the first lady of france is a pedo.

>handsome
>a balding jew manlet

his wife has subtle chimp like facial features

he's 5'9, he's not a manlet.

What are you talking about? Look at his (((nose))).

where did i say he was a manlet?

He will part of the pedo advocacy drive that we're seeing more and more of

>he's 5'9, he's not a manlet.
>5'9
>not a manlet

what is that line below her nose?

Pepe looking baguette, and the mothe...wife smiles with her tongue under her teeth, perhaps he has mother issues.

Is she on a good pension?

>5'9"
>not a manlet
EX DEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDE

Seriously. Why the fuck did he marry a granny?

Maybe he loves her for who she is?

To acquire limitless amounts of granny's delicious cookies

RARE

He need a mummy to hug him and tell him how good he is.Probably had an authoritarian/not enough affectionate mother and now need huggies to get to sleep. I think that he do nothing sexual with her. Probably gay or having an affair with a younger girl in the same time. Probably with Brigitte agreement.

Post-modern times are a hell of a ride.

No, there are a few Sup Forums posters in Cyprus.

kek

How do you live in France but not know the story? this actually happened and is the truth behind his relationship with her. Stefan Molyneux's Truth about Macron video details it quite well. iirc stef covers the relationship within the first 10-15 minutes so don't be scared off by the video length.

Couldn't have an attractive, fertile white woman be his wife- That would give a wrong impression on all the white Europeans. Instead he is dating a dried up baseball glove old enough to be his mother so the white Frenchies won't be envious. Also, no children.. hrmmm... they want nigger/white mongoloid children.

>5'9
>not a manlet
Kek go back to trying to stand as tall as possible everywhere you go you sad excuse for a man

>he's a pretty handsome guy
verifiably false

>5'9'
He doesn't even reach the title in being King of the Manlets

Lizards.

Because it's a fake story. I actually know where Molyneux gets his news. The first time we heard this story was in a video by an italian psychanalyst who affirmed it due to vague interpretations of their interactions and that was relayed by one of our biggest anti-system website ( Egalité et Réconciliation ). There is literaly no proof. Macron is already shitty to have to invent stories on him.

The truth is that he really needs a mummy and nothing more. And If there is nothing more there is no proof and not even valid suspicions.

> France elected an actual Rothschild Banker
> He cares more about the EU than his own country
> Expects that his people live with getting attacked instead of doing something about it

Explain, France.