Brit/pol/ - Child Refugees Edition

>THREAD THEME
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>MI5 probes bomber 'warnings' to see if they messed it up
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40080646
archive.fo/DCMbu

>Man shot dead in NI supermarket car park
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/man-dies-shot-bangor-supermarket-car-park/
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>Sturgeon would seek "progressive alliance"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/warning-coalition-chaos-nicola-sturgeon-says-would-seek-progressive/
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>16th Manchester suspect arrested in Shoreham
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551346/Man-23-16th-suspect-arrested-terror-attack.html
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>Lib dems still moaning about the EU despite their abysmal campaign so far
itv.com/news/2017-05-29/nick-clegg-uk-could-lose-access-to-terror-database-under-theresa-mays-brexit-terms/
archive.fo/AUeyi

>Fatboy Watson angry over tory attacks on Corbyn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/28/tom-watson-hits-out-at-conservatives-over-attacks-on-corbyn
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>Powers for banning jihadis from the country finally used
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4550994/Major-powers-ban-jihadis-returning-UK-used-once.html
archive.fo/FY3N8

>BA computer mess enters third day
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40081112
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>The demoralisation of Britain: I don't belong here
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Big Soup

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tunnocks teacakes desu

Are you the guy that keeps posting the stuff in MGS V threads?

Mods please get rid of the autosage for 'mummy' in the title

The mummy rule was for the natalia poster who is now gone, mummy may is a totally diff phenomenon - natalia has nothing to do with brit/pol/ but mummy may definitely does

>when your wife tries to wash your hair so you screech

>tfwnabb

I'd like her, and you, gone.

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pipe down qware

Why are women so useless?

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>Watched the thread feature...

How's the Stratocracy working out, lads?

>tfw Zuckerkike is preparing to run for President in 2020

Can you phrase that in a non-autistic way?

I hope he wins. The only way now is through the other side.

Who /goingtoworktired/ here?
I sure am

I told you last time, I'm a NEET. Stop asking.

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On second thought, it's more of a military junta, isn't it? Heard your army is patrolling the streets. They storm parliament and seize power yet?

I'm /goingtobedsoon/ because I'm a NEET

Fucking NEETS

No. It's not. Not anymore. And I wish.

Someone needs to be there to make use of all your hard earned taxes

Well in the case of your image it's because Jeremy is just a fucking commie. May's a good girl, cept for that internet shit she's trying to do, but good news! Now the rest of the world will get to see if it's an awful idea for the government to control the internet or not. Hope there are people taking notes and carry on.

Not my fault everything in the place isn't worth any time. Why should I have shame for those who have dug me this hell?

>May's a good girl

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>tfw

>Tfw you're a racist bigot and you get your comeuppance in your old age

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Don't post that.

Well, I mean. She's not actively trying to kill you.
As unsure as you are is as excited as I am to see how it plays out. I know it doesn't help you, but the world is watching. At worst is more centralization, at best is a government who doesn't take shit from no fat, unelected bully.

>tfw stitch from running

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Can't be fucked to watch this.
What happens in it?

She is catharsis personified. No solutions. Nothing. Pure catharsis. Corbyn will show people what they're asking for. What the conclusion is.

I would vote for him in a borderline constituency.

OINK OINK!
PIIGGYYYY!
PIGGY RIMMER!
YOU FUCKING SOW!

>SERIOUS QUESTION
In hope of continuing the Anglosphere should America pass the torch to Australia as we did to them?

Pass the torch? No. Our time has gone. It is now, unironically, India and China's turn.

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>Corbyn
You're joking. He wouldn't fire nukes back when you are nuked.
This is that British humor that's all the rage that I've been hearing about. You'd be better off electing little George.

>"Haha, look at Rimmer's fat rolls!"
>"Holy shit, there's like five!"
>"Watch him bend over, they all compress."

Some smug lefty from the BBC harasses and bullies an old man who had effectively retired from public life and just wanted to be left alone.

But see, it's not *really* bullying or harassment because he's an ebil Nazi fascist racist misogynist Nazi, so you can do whatever you want to those people. It's different when we do it, because we're on the Right Side Of Historyâ„¢.

I'm not joking. You have no idea how bad things are. What we have lost. Acceleration now. Finish this civilization cycle.

Only if they sort out the chink colonization problem first.

I wanna lick rimmer's fat rolls

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>This is the highlight of my day.

What does Brit/pol/ think of huehue music?

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It's kind of catchy tbqh.

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Well, that too I can understand. Things suck and we know it, but nobody is hungry and the government isn't shooting people. Things have to get worse, unfortunately, before they get any better.

I kinda want that. As bad as it sounds.

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No I'm just a shitposter.

P O S T
B A B S

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>america
>anglosphere
go to hell

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>saved

I got inspired by bum rimmer so I jogged to the local paki shop, got a stitch and walked home

>internet explorer

Well done lad

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What does Corbyn actually think of the IRA?

He's sad that they failed at getting Mrs Thatcher

JUST LET ME WIN THIS ONE TIME GOD PLEASE
JUST THIS ONCE

ill cross my fingers for you senpai

Sorry but its my turn tonight. Hope you enjoy living in this shithole of a country while I go live on a private island somewhere.

Need those feet on my face desu.

i already have the property i'll buy saved
pretty cheap too

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee just let me win this one time wahhh

If I win I'll build you that house on my island

Here's hoping, boyo.

you cant build it
it's an old disused mill

it has character and is not something you can just build

>not using the money to save britain

If doubles I win tonight

who won last night then?

Lads imagine this, Jezza calls a press conference. He makes it as big as possible and calls on TM to debate him 1v1, says if she can't even do that then what the fuck kind of deal will she make with the EU. Does that win it for daddy corby?

i will do that by fathering 30 children
saved, if you win you better remember me faggo
corbyn unironically

If I'm the only winner I'll buy you that house

head does not match body

>go on Sup Forums
>make Truffaut thread
>DOA
>make thread about a film flopping at box office
>hits bump limit

>post on lit about Hitler even though it's lit related
>immediately banned

really made me think

you better old chap

With apologies.

The things I would do to make that happen

*need help

I think I would die within the year if I won that much. On the Brightside I'm sure I could Babs out for the evening

>Labour's poll improvements due to women

Suffrage was a mistake.

If I won the only difference in my life would be I'd always be indoors on my computer but in a bigger house

Oh and I'd have proper air conditioning installed for when its warm outside

I would travel,buy a gaming pc, have a holiday home in a warmer climate, go to a lot of events on the sporting/social calendar. Basically be a man of leisure and would
hire Babs for sexy time