Be Canadian

>Be Canadian
>Go to US
>Everyone is a tattooed mongrel
>Retarded man-children everywhere
>Race traitors at every turn
>70% of the people are broke as fuck beaners and niggers
>Everyone is loud, obnoxious and they stink of non-whiteness
>See at least 4 fist fights each day I'm there
>At least the food is cheap

>Come back to Canada
>Everyone has a university degree
>Everyone has a house and a job
>No crime
>Minimum # of race traitors
>Doors are left unlocked
>Everyone is polite
>Mothers and fathers aren't covered head to toe in tattoos
>Still 80% white

*Flexes in Canadian*

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Yes!

Last time in the US, I was pretty surprised by just how common it seemed for people to have friends of different races

Did you go to the inner cities?

>Everyone has a house and a job
Yeah, sure

Good to hear, OP. I'll move to leafland once trudeau is gone.

US is too busy. People only care about themselves. Here at least there's a sense of community and there aren't two massive political camps itching to nuke the other

Yes, was that my mistake? If so, where should I go next year? (Yes I'm coming back)

Nice try xiang, canada is the only nation were i have been robbed twice in the same week

My best friend is a gringo from San Francisco, you jelly moose nigger?

>moose nigger

FUCKING KEK

It's a big country, try driving across it. That's what a good leaf should do instead of shit talking the enormous retarded southern brother. North to south works but east to west lets you go from prairie to mountain and then the sea. State troopers who you will be dealing with primarily don't mind the odd leaf blowing through.

Why do you hate nonwhites when you look like an Arab?

I will continue to meme this into existance,

Leafs will forever more be known as moose niggers.

If you went to California then I feel bad for you that place is an enormous Shithole.

Only the cities. The rural areas are nice and quite. I havent locked my door in over a year and had no trouble.

Oh jezz as if Canada is any better,
Still have shitbags & mental illness as any other Human population.
Has bad areas of town people will tell you to stay away from.
Will be fucked either way if the the U.S. State did anything rash or failed, as would any other country geographically 'attached' to the U.S. or any other super power.
At least I can drive around a vast amount of land in a vehicle.
Most of your country is tree & mountain. If anything your just the next place to be mined.

>a leaf

>Everyone is a tattooed mongrel

Your pm has dumb fucking native tattoos

>See at least 4 fist fights each day I'm there

Why would you go on vacation to a shitty part of our country?

Come to our lovely national parks and see something nice instead of going to a ghetto

Stay out of the (((city)))

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Canada is our Neo-Canaan. In time, we will turn your entire nation brown. It will be a bountiful harvest of souls.

Wtf i love Canada now

>go to a liberal city
>too afraid to to see real Americans in the 97% of the country that is normal
So was it Portland, NY, or Philadelphia, OP?

Avoid Toronto like sharp objects near your crotch.

why would you not lock your door, what the fuck

Living in Canada too long and going back to the US.

Everyone has zero clue of what is happening in the world, yet act smug and better than the US.

Do not believe the politeness lie or these people being worldly. Assholes here just like everywhere else.

Extreme inferiority complexes.

Trash every where unless you drive 2 hours north to uninhabited.

Every government report and the news is heavily censored to hide facts.

Just as much gun violence and crime even with a much smaller population.

Extremely high cost of living.

Extremely poor health care quality and long waits.

They actually believe they burned the white house in 1812 when there wasn't even a Canada till 1867.

Severe lack of intellectuals, they truly are dumber than the US with only 37 million people along the border.

Everything is harder to buy here with much fewer consumer choice in products. Usually paying high delivery fees from US sellers.

You will get jail time for racial slurs or gender bias comments.

Hydro (what they call electricity) rates are tanking the residents.

More people live in higher debt in Canada than the US.

Housing market is going to crash worse than the US 2008 version very soon.

Minimum wage is being raised to 15 per hour today which will kill more businesses already struggling.

Poor education levels in the schools.

GTA (greater toronto area) is Pakistan and will get worse due to Trudeau.

A high speed train, 15 million dollar assessment from Windsor to Toronto just to deal with housing crisis with no plan to deliver.

Canadian dollar continues to tank.

I do enjoy fishing here and there are some great scenic places but living here and and forming a future is completely unrealistic. This country is in extreme dire straits.

What a pussy.

>doors are left unlocked
Okay you know we do have niggers here. And a homeless problem.