I'm dying Sup Forums

I don't know what probably the big C, I'm really just to afraid to go to the doctor and deal with the Jew bill. But what I want to know is how can I die a good man?

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convert to Islam

I am failing to see the politics.

Try you fucking faggot.

also spbp

I hope you get better, if possible.
What do you have?
If you don't mind me asking

oh, fuck, just re-read your post,
I'm just retarded, ignore my post.

the big c, he's a cuck

I have no idea I thought it was all in my head until yesterday I was hanging with a couple friends when a sharp pain shot up my neck and the next thing I know I'm blacked out on the ground with my buddy looking at me scared to death. I'm not seeking any form of sympathy I've just been thinking a lot lately and when I do go I want my soul to be pure.

Sounds like you blacked out from the pain, just go see a doctor you dumb faggot. You're probably not dying.

>takes the big Cock
>suddenly feels dirty
>washes himself relentlessly in the shower, scrubbing so hard to get rid of the guilt, he draws blood
>found at 2am, sobbing uncontrollably once the hot water for the whole block runs out and the corridor floods
>doesnt mention the aubergine up the ass incident when he was 16 and curious
nigger just fucking end yourself

it's probably just some bad tuna. jk, but go to the doctor.

Take some sandniggers with you, become real crusader.

The only honorable death for the aryan man is in battle.
Join the line of your fathers in Valhalla, where the brave live forever!
Strike at puppet masters, not the puppets.

Extra sneaky credit: Convert to islam first so they get blamed!

that's what I'm thinking my friend

look into shark cartilage and sodium bicarbonate, there are options for cancer outside of chemo and radiation therapy

>baking soda will make the pain go away
top kek

Godspeed, user.

die trying (or succeeding} to kill a world leader. They're all scum bags

daily reminder that we're ALL dying

>how can I die a good man?

eat shit and die cuck

trump's america doesn't need cancer losers

>But what I want to know is how can I die a good man?
You must be born again, not of flesh but of spirit.
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its the powder of life my Aussie friend.

Get checked out, be 100% sure it's the end.
Clear all evidence of you being here, your right wing connections, all of it.
Go full liberal, pretend to be for globalism and commi bs
Get a gun, shoot someone important or a lot of people, say it is in the name of liberalism, anti-trumpism, whatever.
We'll take care of the rest to make sure this becomes big enough to hurt the left. If you can hold off a little while, try to do it just before a major election cycle.

>probably
Fucking retarded pity party thread.

Find out what's wrong with you, then maybe I'll give you the light of day.

rip in peace.

>oh god cancer rip this pain in my chest high blood pressure insulin resistance diabetes it's been fun lads....
>go to doc get x-ray'd and blood work
>everything fucking normal
Go to the damn doctor

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sign up for an experimental procedure that will give you super powers but leave you horribly disfigured

are you sure it's not stress? what were you talking about with your friends?

Check your life insurance and make the beneficiary someone good, or Sup Forums or another good cause. If you don't have life insurance, buy some before you are diagnosed with anything. Also put your bank account as Payable On Death to that person or cause, and your car, too. Don't be a burden to your family.

That. Doesn't. Sound. Like. Cancer.

Could be an embolism or stroke though.

cuck conferm?

Well if you're dying anyway, give Soros or some other figurehead a surprise visit.

In the dead of night.

fucking lol

I hope I was dying..

Wish*

"i passed out and fell down yesterday. i think i'm dying of cancer, but i won't go see a doctor because jews"

holy fuck are you actually this mentally retarded? do you even smoke or have a history of cancer in your family? why would you even jump to that conclusion? the human body is a complicated and resilient thing.
you don't have cancer and you're not dying. shut the fuck up.

kek, minus one


but for real. go see a doctor OP
if it's a pajeet or a chang, come back with the story of how you must have a $12k operation in some private clinic