He can't win

It's not the problem of Germany that American products are shit. Made in Germany is a sign for quality. Made in America is a sign for unhealthy food.
There is NOTHING Trump can do about it. Now shut up burgers and buy a new BMW.

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Stihl is made in Mexico now. Sad

Trump tweets, and Putin's words come out. Must be a coincidence.

Pay your 2%.

Never seen so many triggered Germans as I have this morning. Mission accomplished Trump.

My Dad owned a Volkswagen, the great thing about that is it forced me to learn how to fix cars.

pay denbts

That fuck shouldn't ever show his face in europe again.

GIBS!

GIBS ME DAT MONEY GERMANY

german cars are shithouse, when something breaks you cant replace the part without importing it and it always costs a fuckload

Pay your €100.000.000.000

(jk)

Yes, I'm sure Putin is very concerned with America's trade deficit with Germany.

HAHAHAHA. I love how the Germans are getting butt fucked by Trump, just as they fucked the rest of EU after the 2008 crash.

GET FUCKED HUNS. TRUMP WILL END YOU!!!!!

>This will change

I love how you can tell it's Trump's words just by his odd way of writing.

bmw's are trash cars for chinamen

italian cars are superior

Why does Germany have this enormous little brother syndrome when it comes to the US?

You fuckers worship our culture and products, yet half the German flag posts here are trying to start shit with the US for no reason.

Can't wait to nuke Germoney.

>This will change
>like the wall

>Germans produce good products
You guys are coasting on your reputation.

My machine shop doesn't even order shit from there anymore because qc has gone to shit and it's all made by Turks and poles now anyway.

why are there 5 shill threads about this issue all using "muh american products" meme? Is this really the best your bosses could come up with?

MUH IMPORTS

America's exports to Germany in 2016 amounted to
$49.4 billion or 3.4% of its overall exports.

1. Vehicles: $7.6 billion
2. Medical, technical equipment: $6.1 billion
3. Machinery: $6.1 billion
4. Aircraft, spacecraft: $6 billion
5. Electronic equipment: $4.8 billion
6. Pharmaceuticals: $2.8 billion
7. Other chemical goods: $1.6 billion
8. Live trees and plants: $1.6 billion
9. Plastics: $1.3 billion
10. Gems, precious metals: $1.1 billion

>There is NOTHING Trump can do about it.

OP, there is ALWAYS a way to change a trade deal no matter how crazy the plan is. Now shut up and go back to sucking dick goy.

My last BMW disagrees. Maybe it was the $3000 bill on new turbos, or the $500 spent at a shop getting the valves walnut blasted after they had bad carbon issues, or maybe it's just the crappy quality of anything rubber on the car from German environmental laws.

Either way my new car is a Lexus. Germany hasn't built a good product since the reunification and has been riding off its reputation for the last 25 years. The last good BMWs, Mercedes, VWs, Porsches, etc were built when Germany still had a West in front of it.

Japan is going down the shitter too but still at least tries.

>as they fucked the rest of EU after the 2008 crash.

....by giving them massive amount of free money.

Nice meme

Fucking Twatter in Chimp. What a douche.

You don't understand, we are going to make you may into NATO. We are no longer your policeman. Act like an adult or get invaded by Russia, those are your options now. From how cucked your leaders are I suggest you start learning Russian.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>buy a new BMW
Yeah right like I want to spend $500 on new sparkplugs pfffft
PAY DEBNTS

Is that Nina Hagen?

GIBS ME THE NATO MONEY BACK GERMANY!
(Trump: 2017)

Don't act like Russia currently has the power to invade anyone of note, give them a few years and that could change though

What's the meme? I had a 535i and it was trash. German quality went progressively down after the reunification. I drive a RX350 now and it's a better car.

>Made in Germany is a sign for quality

lol

Sad!

Two years ago we had largescale theoretical wargames in which one side played NATO, the other played Russia, with the goal of Russia invading NATO. This was played out by active Generals. In every single wargame Russia captured the entirety of Europe before America was able to respond and assist.

Nobody ever asked America to play "policeman"
You can't blame Germany for enjoying the free ride you forced onto them.

Sure they can pay more in the future, we all can, but we aren't to blame for all your previous presidents who thought boosting military spending was a good way to get re-elected.

let me guess: "no nukes".

>BMW
>Mercedes
Oh no what will I ever do without over priced cars that literally only kikes and guidos drive

>....by giving them massive amount of free money.
wrong.Spain is net contributor since 2004 you mean eastern european countries like Romania , Poland etc

Some were conventional some were not. The side playing russia either captured or destroyed Europe every time. This is likely what caused the sudden borderline panic military buildup and push for a European army

HAHAHA Drumpf is such a retard but in all seriousness we can't let him get his hands on trade embargoes

i meant they aren't in the economic position for war but that's still pretty interesting. i recently talked to a guy who is a software engineer on the F-35 jets and he pretty much told me how shit they are.

still better than merry crap "cars" who are utter shit by "design"

THERE ARE 100's of these fuckin slide threads today jesus fucking christ

Nothing wrong with the build quality.
They just cheated on the emission tests like everyone else.
VW diesel engines are actually pretty amazing.

>slide threads

Slide what?

Not like you could even see him with your chinky eyes, faggot.

A thread about paedophiles running pizza shops I guess.

>Buy a BMW

We don't need anything you make.
You faggots have made it so I will no longer buy anything german.

Why?
You're not sovereign.

Will it get me laid?

Most german posters are proper retards and don't represent the general sentiment towards merica.

That being said, I can understand that they're lashing out, because in most threads I see dozens of murricans bash germany

Germany... pay your debts!

>You faggots have made it so

So because YOUR president Tweets like a child you're angry at Germany?

German engineering is highly overrated. Usually you have to use german products when it's something obscure they have a near monopoly on.

>cheated
not even

they were required to respect given quantities of emissions when following a given (((standard))) course
so they taught the cars to recognize said standardized course was followed, and restricted the engine abilities in such case, so that it would reject more than it was supposed to when controlled

that's not cheating at all
it's only respecting stupid rules in a stupid way
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
enforce stupid regulations, win stupid behaviours

saying the Germans cheated is either completely fucktarded, or dishonest

*wouldn't reject

I think things like pornhub have eliminated most german monopolies. The Brazilians can produce disturbing pornography much cheaper.

This is of course true. Who would choose to drive an American car?

Ha ha, good one, best b8 to d8

Actually no, they aren't. You see when it cost an arm and a leg to fix something simple in a car, that actually detracts from the overall experience of owning said car.

Not that I would expect a frog to understand anything about car ownership.

burgers get excited when a shit flinging contest presents itself. We can't help it.

Thing is, the Us is dependent on german development.
Many parts of your asian, Euro or US car parts are developed and partly produced here and you are totally dependent on them.

Even if we stop exporting cars to the US you're still fucked without our technology.

That being said, we have already started producing in the US as far as it can be done. But you can't find good sub-contractor manufactors there.
And we surely won't give you the knowledge to make you independent.

>t. Developer in the car industry

Of course a frenchman wouldn't understand, they build peugeots. Ever worked on one? They're nightmarish pieces of shit and it's engine out to remove the headers every time.

Damn son. Dope whip.

>trump tweets bullshit
>amerifats follow even it had never an impact on his life befor Trump made it up
HAHAHAHAAHAHA Americans are the lowest form of human life

I thought Brazil only made tranny porn?

When they were a developing country. Scat porn production is a sign of a maturing economy.

Americans buy more shit than anyone. RIP Eurabian economy.

My dad works for Nintendo too!

> "The Gang accidently recreates Nazi Germany"

I'll stick to my ford ahmed

Mexico appreciates your business.

>ford
I lost

>because in most threads I see dozens of murricans bash germany
Oh you little baby. It hasn't even started yet.

Don't forget Australia. It's not about being friends with the US, this is about stuck up euro cunts getting a righteous dicking.

Why do you like getting throated by an orange bonobo?

>implying a merry crap understands anything about cars to start with
silly nigger

Kek

>implying a soy latte poof from France even knows where his oil filter is

Sacre bleu! My smart car, she won't start!

Yes goy, get in debt by buying an overwhelming amount of armament to the (((gun industry)))

german made prayer rugs are the best prayer rugs

>made in Germany a sign of quality
Ya like your nigger tier BMWs/Volkswagen that are overpriced shit boxes that cost a fortune? German quality is a meme, funny how I now see niggers all over BMWs now. You're care is literally for trendy niggers now.

>(((gun industry)))
First day on the job or something?

$50K for a poverty premium bmw or a jap car with all the bells and whistles (and electronics that won't shit themselves within 20 thousand ks). Tough fucken choice.

People only buy mercs because hitler had one, doesn't make them any good.

Your flag has proven you are a nobody and your women full of mudslime cock

Fuck off Shareblue Shill

Enjoy the tariffs faggot

PAY DEBTS GERMANY

2% Cough it up

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This. Every fucking nigger with money owns a BMW. You almost never see a white person driving one.

>There is NOTHING Trump can do about it.

Then why are you so upset? Get fucked globalist cucks.

>implying volkswagens aren't the biggest pieces of shit on the road
>implying german engineering isn't a meme

my parents bought a brand new bmw and toyota around the same time, and the bmw required twice the maintenance of the toyota despite being driven half as much

japs are just way better at making cars than brick-headed krauts

i drive all gms and they dont give me much trouble at all. Ususally get at least 300,000km plus before any major issues on a chev truck

Irrelevant topic. White culture/business in Germanistan will not exist soon anyways. Who cares about trade deficits.

I always see Asians in newer BMW's and Spics/Nignogs in like 2 generation old BMWs. its like they traded in the 90s Honda's and put Juanito's tax refund up for that German engineering.

Trump in desperate need for $$$ because of debt. Does no one in the world realize how absurd this whole debt is?

Explains why my leaf blower blew up 2nd time it was used and why they are offering a 4 year warranty

Everybody know bmw are shit tier car because they break down so easily

>Le German engineering meme

That hasn't been true for a long time.