Trolly Problem?

Gimme you best Sup Forums.

Okay but where's the real version?

COMING UP

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Don't do anything it's not my problem. I'm not the one stuck to the track

>But what if you miss?
I won't miss.

Thats ok.

Shoot the one guy stuck on the track and let the trolley run over the five.
It wouldn't be fair to the five if the one lived.

Kek

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Pull the lever and become a tranny

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lel, that one is good

good job monkey

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Shouldn't you always pull in this situation then?

Well considering all the trolley needed was new brakes I would say it didn't kill the man (unless of course they didn't use the new brakes).

I'm white, bro.

True, you'd only have a 1/8 chance of being killed

Unless you're suicidal, yes.

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There's pretty low chance of being that one guy on the tracks, kill him. Then reeee if you wake up in his position and see trolley run towards you.

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Oh shi... I'm dying

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>Does not flush

gross m8

nice try hue

melbourne must go at all costs

shoot the single guy

>Eastern European
>"""""white"""""
You gotta try harder than that, you ugly fuck

HELPA AME II AM IS A NEAGGERO

Why?

I'm actually mote southern i think, so it's up to you guys if i'm White. I don't really like the White denomination, it's too broad, i'm a caucasian.

So which one nukes Australia?

>Pistol
Fuck, I'm pretty good with a rifle but goddamn I just can't aim with pistols for some reason.

This is a classic. I want to send this in on reddit or something and be "look at the type of jokes the altright thinks is funny" or some stupid shit like that. would love to see the butthurt.

I guess that's about holding rifle with two hands.

>Nigs taking notes on eating da poo poo

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kill the whitey cuck

Try leaning into the shot tiger. Also don't hold the gun directly in the middle, but more so on the dominate eye side