Putney is/was a good area.This is going to spread to the rest of the UK
Lucas Martinez
If I win I'll buy you all a realdoll each
Jackson Brown
Does anyone here shave their legs?
If so, why?
Aiden Bell
>"user, I need to talk to you about your ludicrous plans to vote in a pointless election next week"
What do?
Robert Wright
can somebody tell me why the fuck british problems have to become american problems?
Like I'm all fine with helping you and everything, but you guys are so fucking ungrateful that it's not even worth it anymore.
>wwi and wwii >let's declare war against germany >waaahhh america pls halp they're carpet bombing our cities!! >70 years later >heh we saved you from the germans in both world wars you should be kissing our feet
>2015 >let's hold a Brexit referendum >Trump: Britain will be the first in line to get a trade deal >almost a year later >DRUMPF DIDNT CAUSE BREXIT HE IS A FAT UGLY ORANGE LIAR WHO ONLY HURT THE REFERENDUM
>now concert attack >hey britain we stand with you in solidari- >fuck you america, we just know you're responsible for this because of your never ending wars in the ME that sure we said we'd help but now we know we were forced into and it's definitely not about the role we played in partitioning the region after wwii or the Crusades where we pillaged over half the continent
Alexander King
I'm not a woman so no
Levi Wood
Marginal tory-lab seat with a brexiteer tory. I want us to properly leave the EU Peter
Jace Lopez
Have YOU taken the Empirepill yet?
Gabriel Anderson
Just checked news sites. Most major news places have Corbyn's car crash interview as one of their top stories, excluding the Mirror and the Guardian for obvious reasons. The Telegraph and BBC News have it, right now, as their biggest story. I think it will make it onto evening news because it was videoed. RIP the Corbyn's already slim chances.
Jack Baker
completely agree and get snug in bed, while droves of gorms vote
Blake Anderson
Inshallah, Labour will win
Carter Morgan
Okay so we know Jews lie. Russian Jews lied about the Holocaust after all. Russians also said they killed Hitler, and yet when examined many years later the skull fragments turned out to be that of a female. We all know that Jews lie, so is this why the FBI didn't believe that Hitler died in Berlin? >vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view
Ayden Carter
Relax, lads.
Mummy has this in the bag.
Colton Myers
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Hunter Watson
I'm a massive gay and even I don't shave my legs. I have been slightly tempted to though because my hair is fine and thin anyway.
Charles Gomez
one day you'll understand that you've been no fucking help and only done damage to us and that you're the ones who have been killing european civilisation
Landon Brooks
Shut the fuck up, you fat shit. I like America and think you cunts are great.
Gabriel Walker
>implying i'm voting Not even going to waste my time, Peter.
Ayden Price
> Mercantilism superior to Manchester Capitalism
Michael Ortiz
Anybody watch that Watford Labour conference? Fucking blatant pandering to niggers and muzzies. >"vastly under-represented in the media" I haven't seen a white presenter on Sky all day; TWO nigger anchors, one Muslim correspondent and a Jew! What a cunt Corbyn is.
BEADY PARTY PLANS TO KEEP THE INTERNET FREE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY - FREE OF ARYANS. WE PLAN TO REPEAL THE SNOOPERS CHARTER AND REPLACE IT WITH THE BEADY EYES CHARTER - INSTEAD OF SPYING ON OUR OWN CITIZENS WE PLAN TO SPY ON THE CITIZENS OF OTHER COUNTRIES - CHIEFLY GERMANY
ARE YOU TIRED OF THE DIMINISHING AMOUNT AND QUALITY OF OUR MOST VITAL, LIFE SUSTAINING SUBSTANCE - ARYAN BLOOD?
ARE YOU TIRED OF ARYANS RUNNING RAMPANT IN THE STREETS - THE BLOOD CONSTABULARY OVERSTRETCHED AND UNDERFUNDED?
ARE YOU TIRED OF THE CONTINUING NON-AGGRESSION POLICY THAT WE CONTINUALLY PURSUE WITH THEIR ARYAN NATION?
WE PROMISE TO OPEN SIX NEW BLOOD REFINERIES ACROSS THE NORTH OF ENGLAND AND CREATE FOUR NEW REFINERY SHIPS.
A VOTE FOR THE BEADY PARTY IS A VOTE FOR A REAL ARYANDIED.
WE WILL REINSTATE THE NATIONAL ALLOWANCE OF ARYANBLOOD. THERE WILL BE 500ML A DAY OF PURE GOVERNMENT STANDARD FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD.
PERFIDY CENTRES WILL BE REOPENED ACROSS THE UK TO CONTINUE KEEPING OUR FINGERS IN EVERY PIE ACROSS THE CONTINENT AND BEYOND.
BEADY PARTY WILL GET THE ARYANS OFF THE STREETS AND INTO THE REFINERY WHERE THEY BELONG. THE CONSERVATIVE, LABOUR AND UKIP PARTY WILL NOT NAME THE THREAT THAT IS DESTROYING OUR GREAT NATION AND WILL NEITHER ADMIT THAT THEIR INACTION IN ROUNDING THEM UP IS THE CAUSE OF OUR GREAT DECLINE.
YOU WILL NOT HEAR "WE CAN'T ROUND UP THE ARYANS THEY HAVE RIGHTS"
YOU WILL HEAR "WE CAN SEND EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM TO THE CENTRIFUGE."
VOTE BEADY - THE ONLY PARTY THAT PROMISES TO KEEP THE BLOOD BOILING.
Christopher Brooks
A disastrous week, 9 days from the election still 12pts ahead. She could kill a tramp and get a majority at this point.
Oliver Gonzalez
>Angus Robertson losing his seat
glorious
Isaac Cooper
>so you totally didnt vote for those racist conservatives, right?
David Myers
>responding to the american copypasta
The absolute state of you lads
Leo Roberts
The polling station is a great place to pick up womyn.
David Diaz
has this ever been funny?
Elijah Martinez
>You picked the wrong numbers. Just you wait. It's my turn to win and once I do I'll be getting away from this kebab infested island
David Ross
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Kayden Walker
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Asher Adams
a-are you a boy?
Chase Phillips
Fuck off queer scum. You'll be the first to go, alongside the pakis.
John Phillips
>implying I vote
Gabriel Evans
op's very sensitive he doesn't like views not of his own. its ok cupcake everything will be A .O. K how's the slow motion car crash that is u.k doing ? lol what's with them out of touch private boarding school pedo collaborating scumbags ?
can a shity wee english shills thread filled with biased journalism permanently fixed on a shity chan make any difference. ? do you have any of your own work op .? of course not you dont have the skill. well they say those who can't write articles hang out 24/7 in kids forums shilling kids ever hear that saying op kek
Michael Cook
So which big names are we all excited to lose their seats on June 8th???
Chase Robinson
I believe that if the Labour party is destroyed space in the political spectrum will open up for a new party that is truly representative of working people, and that this election is the best opportunity we're going to get for a generation to facilitate that
Ian Robinson
Northern Rape Gangs Bradford West voter intimidation segregated Islamist labour rallies Corbyn hosting programs on homophobic anti-semitic Press TV
>"excuse me, why is a filthy shitskin boy sat at my kitchen table?"
Anthony Murphy
Yeah, UKIP
Joshua Adams
LABOUR SURGE
Bentley Richardson
Any big names expected to lose their seats? I know Angus Robertson could lose his and there's a possibility that Clegg could go too.
Tyler Hill
Clive Lewis, Cat Smith, Angus Robertson
Lucas Perez
UKIP is over. They have fulfilled their purpose.
Nathaniel Smith
shits all fucked up lads
Nathan King
Lads, simple question.
Will you be voting for strong and stable Mummy, or weak and wobbly Corbyn?
Lincoln Sullivan
fuck off you ARYAN shill, when the Beady Party comes to power you will be the first one to be swept into the Blood Refinery along with the rest of your misbegotten kin.
Either that or drink the Angloblood and join us.
Aiden Perez
>Lib dems 10% >UKIP 7% >Lab 28% Lab will hoover up votes from these 3rd parties. I want to believe.
Posting le funny comic book man is even more pathetic than voting
Jackson Roberts
OH MOMMY
Luke Martin
How does the Additional Member System work?
AMS is a hybrid voting system. It combines elements of First Past the Post where voters mark an X next to the candidate they want to represent them in their constituency, and proportional representation, where voters mark an X next to a party who have a list of candidates to represent a larger regional constituency. This helps to overcome the disproportionality often associated with First Past the Post elections.
Under AMS, each voter typically gets two votes – one for a candidate and one for a party.
Each constituency returns a single candidate, in the style of First Past the Post. The votes for the party list candidates are then allocated on top of these constituency seats to ‘top up’ the number of seats won by each party to represent their share of the votes proportionally. These are the “additional members”.
My brother does sometimes. He's a cyclist, it's something to do with road rash if he falls off. You don't want hair mixed in with scabs and gravel.
Nicholas Martin
>mOmmy GTFO
Connor Barnes
Reminder that the left wing media and the left wing politicians like Corbyn are just playing 4D chess. You do realise the moment Corbyn gains power he will do a 180 and go full 14/88? The leftist media is just trying to sow discontent. I can see the pogrom in Islington North right now, and it's beautiful.
Daniel Cook
time is running out mate, if Beady Party don't win the Blood Refineries will run dry and we will die out for good.
Evan King
It's always funny.
Landon Martinez
Maybe. More likely a new party that incorporates UKIP's anti-immigration stance with a more redistributive approach to economics. Then the LibDems can merge with whatever's left of Labour to become the true metro leftie cuck party they're both so desperate to be
Cooper Richardson
>implying the comedian was funny
Luke James
GOODNIGHT WHITE SIDE
Andrew Gonzalez
SAY IT ANT SO MOMMY ?
Mason Collins
Yep, you got a problem with that?
Noah Rodriguez
>MOMMY >british flag
Really makes you think
Nathaniel Lopez
BLACK POWER
Wyatt Diaz
couldn't care less; i day dream about renouncing my citizenship
Easton Edwards
Neither, I'll be voting for a parachute princess tory candidate in an optimistic attempt to oust Labour from what has until now been a safe seat
Comrade Corbynov and Sharia May can both fuck themselves with rakes
Liam James
>voting yes Are you fucking stupid lads
Robert Allen
MUMMY NO !!! SKIPPY NO !!!!!
Daniel Edwards
When you've just spent £280 to renew your gym membership and you find out chicken wire does a better job and is only £2.
Zachary Hall
defending my local brexiteer from lib+lab consolidation
Nolan Green
I'm voting Tory because my local MP voted against letting in 3000 unaccompanied "child" syrian refugees.
Alexander Ramirez
remain constituency btw
William White
Agree with you. But if we're not going to have capitalism then mercantilism would be my next choice. What we have now isn't working.
Angel Young
dosnt it just ? ?
Kevin Walker
LIB DEM SURGE
Luke Young
Why the fuck hasn't Alex Salmond lost his seat after all based on these?
Robertson going is a good blow to the Scottish Nazi Party, but Salmond has to be ousted as well to prevent him trying to take over at Westminster.
Angel Baker
No.
If you want PR so bad, reform the HoL.
Zachary Walker
Voting for Damien Green in my postal vote boisss
Noah Wood
Hey Bongcucks, what exactly is the legality of foreigners running for PM in your country? Do they have to be from the UK or just legal citizens? I'm trying to mentally entertain the possibility of Zuckerjew running for PM against Corbyn and May for the lulz