Christianity general

Christianity general.
Fedoracucks stay out.

What's your guy's favorite chapter?

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Got to be Leviticus or revelations

dead kike on a stick

fucking idiots

>Anime posting
>Christian

I truly hate larpers

The one that is all bullshit, oh wait...

The Hypostasis of the Archons

Revelations of course. Bring it Satan.

pizza nigger

I really loved reading Rev 21 yesterday about the new earth

i havent watched porn in a week

please God help me through this

>What is your favorite chapter
>posts a verse

retard

She looks so happy reading the bible to those kids

It has been many moons since I have felt such happiness

Regular nigger

teeth nigger

reminder that Constantine brought the kike religion in to hold plebtards together.

literally fairy tale tier for children

reminder you're going to the lake of fire

I personally really like the book of Mark. It gives an insightful look onto the outlook of Christ, what he truly believed, and how relatable he was to the people of his time.

oh shit
oh fuck
oh no

ill suck muh priest's cock this sunday so i'll be all clean and ready for heaven by monday !

Lol,yes and?To go to the fire is more JUST,anyway,why would i be a moral prostitute for your daddy?

Canon is pretty meh. I have only read Bible for all that doujinshi.

>Cucklolicks
>Heaven

Go away Weeaboo and be degenerate somewhere else.

make me!

also that attitude in not very christian like, shouldn't you repent ?

You feel so horny after a couple days, its magical.

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>visit Sup Forums
>complain about anime
You are on anime website, my friend.

I'm not saying you should do it but masturbation isn't talked about in the bible at all and I think lustfully looking at women(watching porn) isn't a sin if you're single

Job 3 is one of my favorites. Truth be told I woul prefer not to separate any of Jobs discourses and treat them as a whole. It is to me a real window into the constant struggle man has with the idea of God and creation.

> “Why is light given to him who is in misery,
And life to the bitter of soul,
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> Who long for death, but it does not come,
> And search for it more than hidden treasures;
22
>Who rejoice exceedingly,
> And are glad when they can find the grave?
23
> Why is light given to a man whose way is hidden,
> And whom God has hedged in?
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> For my sighing comes before I eat,
> And my groanings pour out like water.
25
> For the thing I greatly feared has come upon me,
> And what I dreaded has happened to me.
26
> I am not at ease, nor am I quiet;
> I have no rest, for trouble comes.”

And you're on a Christian board friend

>cristcuck n°1: my version of christcuckery is the original and therefore the right one
>christcuck n°2: actually mine is better, im the one who's right
>christcuck n°2: you are fucking wrong your pope is not my pope, fuck you both
>they kill each other

gets me a kek evritiem

A true Christian defends his faith. I bet you are a fat, neckbeared man jerking off to hentai every 2 hours. Either that or, you are an edgy weeb 14 year old with Autism. You are a failure. Grow up.
Proverbs 12:11
"Those who work the land have abundant food, those who chase fantasies have no sense. "

>those who chase fantasies have no sense
holy shit im dying

also nice projections, is that the only way you cope with touchy arguments ?
what a big boy

100% of the time someone says this you know they are ALSO pushing the nigger Jesus deception even though he was a white man.

They claim the original Jews were not white so they can call Christianity a sandnigger religion. That's the linchpin of the deception: Nigger Jesus.

Oh come on. I'm an Atheist and even I see through your bullshit. This verse is about what happens if your married brother dies and leaves his family with no form of support. It is just telling you to care for his wife and children, and since his wife has sexual needs fulfill those too.

Fuck if I die and my brother agrees to help raise my kids I don't give a fuck if he sleeps with my wife, I'm dead. Hell I would expect my wife to remarry if I was to die tomorrow, a woman in her mid 20s shouldn't be alone for the next 50 years because her husband died young.

You are a weeb. Your life revolves around fantasy, Japanese cartoons. Get a job. Do something with your life. Do you have any friends? REAL LIFE friends? I used to be just like you a long time ago but, ever since I stopped watching anime, got fit, became a Christian, I now have a well-paying job, a wife, 2 children, a house, and everlasting happiness. What do you have to show? A few anime figurines?

>folloeing the Bible is wrong
Cuckolick sypathizer detected

what kind of altar boys are you all into the most?

>giudea
>home of white europeans

I enjoy throwing Proverbs 31 at feminists who claim to be Christian.

They're deeply offended to be told their sluttery is unattractive.

Are you saying we wuz not messiah?

am i? where the white womens at?

Actually, it was I the situation that a married woman without children would be taken in by the brother so his brother could give him an heir postmortem and his bloodline and property could still live on. Any children past the first one was considered the brother's heirs and cousins/half-Bros of the oldest. It's really strange to think about but makes a lot of sense and it's better than putting a childless widow back on the market to be compared with virgins and have the husband's property lost to an outsider.

No. That's Sweden.

Judea was the home of European slaves turned nomads.

People can live in countries they're not originally from.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

I mean genetically speaking your brother providing you with an heir isn't that strange. The Y chromosome is only passed down along the male line meaning your brother has essentially (barring minor mutations) the exact same Y chromosome as you, which will be shared by both your sons, and grandsons. When you think in terms of genetics patrilineal succession makes a lot of sense because the same Y chromosome keeps getting passed down through the male line while other genes can come from either parent. Essentially your great, great, great, great grandson (down the male line) will be more closely related to you (if you are a man) than your great, great, great, great grandaughter since you both share an entire chromosome, while your distant female ancestor has a very tiny chance of having your X chromosome and even then only if she is descended down the female line.

Hahaha.

In all seriousness though. We should stone the fags and cucks and kick all the niggers out.

Pay attention to the news. You'll know when the first stone is cast.

>firmly believes in spooky ghosts in the sky
>brags about his supposed personal life on the internet as if it holds any kind of weight
>projects problems and assumes what kind of hobbies im into because he saw a couple of anime reaction images
>on Sup Forums
wew

christianity is just another made up believe system to hold masses together. not even a particularly good one at it.

pagan romans managed to create and keep an empire for centuries without your dead kike on a cross.
Ancient Greeks were philosophers even before them.

Chinks and japs did the same with their own beliefs.

why do you think your make believe cult is any better or more true?

>inb4
>m-muh faith

Oh christ this is hilarious. I'm honestly surprised you didn't quote your yearly income.

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(Mossad), the paid Catholic shills, and the Paid Russian Orthodoxy shills push this... All of these groups = the Alt-Right meme.


The "elite" is code for Jews and their blackmailed sociopath pedophiles (Hillary's mom was a Jew). Because Jews run a child sex slave ring out of Ukraine/Israel and sometimes South America (see Hatti and Clintons) and use pedophiles as their boot-licking goy politicians/celebrities.

They use the symbolism of the occult because it's a marketing campaign to cover up for Zionist and Jewish Communist crimes/power moves. The occult became degenerate as fuck ever since Thelma (Alestor Crowley), Anton (((Levy))) of Hollywood Satanism, and Navy Intelligence groups took over the scene; although it was always a place for scam artists. Freemasons became corrupted after being bought out by Jews in the mid-1800s -- thanks to Napoleon emancipating the Jews and the Rothschild take over Britain with the fall of Napoleon (See Rothschild's run on the stocks after Battle of Waterloo)

Catholics and Russians are both pro-Communism and therefor cover for them too by telling you it's "Satanists" and not Jewish Communists and their Zionist mafia allies. This is something the John Birch Society did when re-inventing the "Illuminati" meme (see Alex Jones connection).

Moloch = word meaning KING (Assyrian)

Moloch propaganda = Jewish hate of enemy king, like they do to Assad

's'atan = Aramaic word meaning "adversary", any adversary, or many adversaries.

Satan the character = Catholic meme to demonize our ancestral gods and dumb down Bible references for stupid plebeian audiences.

Lucifer = Morning Star
Jesus = Morning Star
Luciferians = Christian monks who pissed off the Pope

Judaism = pre-Christianity

Marxism/Communism = Post Christianity Judaism

Cultural Marxism = critical theory, aka strategy to demoralize the Jew's enemies.

Take your garbage to >What's your guy's favorite chapter?
The one where the guy knocks up his daughter-in-law and the lesson is "don't fuck a whore without seeing her face".

>Judea was the home of European slaves turned nomads.
Ha, then I suppose the kikes were right and he wasn't the messiah. After all, the messiah was supposed to came from the house of David

>reminder that Constantine brought the kike religion in to hold plebtards together.
>literally fairy tale tier for children
Constantine was afraid of people converting to Mithra/Zoroastrianism because it was Persian and Persia was their competition

It's kind of like Putin and the 30 billion Muslims he brought in who were too antisemitic.

You misunderstood because you're a favela monkey who can't read, I guess. Let me do this slowly for you.

The Israelites were 12 tribes of white europeans who had become nomads after slavery. This includes David.

Yeah. It's gross to think about but it's probably the most practical and fair solution for all parties.

It was also in general the only acceptable practice of polygamy in that time, with the exception of eccentric royalty.

Just because you retards shitpost here constantly doesn't make you a majority. Fuck off

>The Israelites were 12 tribes of white europeans who had become nomads after slavery. This includes David.
There is absolutely no proof of it

It's literally the point of the board to talk about politically incorrect shit.

Religion is currently politically

Therefore ipso facto fucko youo

There's no proof that abortions fail and yet here you are.

Wait so let me get this straight according to you Jews are actually white Europeans?

>another nigger pushing the nigger jesus deception
big surprise, it happens EVERY time.

There is no reasonable way shills can push the "kike religion" angle without ALSO claiming Jesus was a nigger

100% this is their script. This is why arguing with them is so pointless. they start with lies.

Eh, when I'm dead I just want my loved ones to be happy and secure. I don't like the idea of my wife growing old a lonely widow struggling to make ends meet, nor do I like the idea of my children growing up without a father figure. Part of the reason I dislike religions with an actual afterlife (as opposed to say Hinduism or Catharism which have reincarnation) is that the idea of being in heaven and seeing my wife's husband seems awkward as fuck. I would personally prefer spiritual oblivion to feeling that awkwardness.

According to everyone but nigger instagram.

I understand nigger instagram is probably a powerful news source for you...

>The Israelites were 12 tribes of white europeans
Are you retarded? Do you have brain problems?

you fucking dork

not white != nigger

jeebus if he even ever existed was a semite, not white

the christcucks on this board are operating under the old goebbels quote
>If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it

Friendly reminder that the Gospels twice trace Jesus's genealogy back to Adam and Eve and that you have to believe mankind started with two people 6,000 years ago to be Christian

Do you think there are only two races? Jews(like the Rabbi Yeshua) aren't white but they aren't niggers either, dumbass. They're jews.

>Still pushing nigger jesus

Semite is a language. From European slaves turned nomads. The Jews were White. Jesus is White.

Hebrew is a white language. Celtic languages are evolutions of it. So is English.

No. Jews share a distinct genetic core & are genetically closest to Arabs.

Ashkenazkim evolved to mimic Whites. The original genetic gap did not close.

If you haven't read Ch. 2 of A People That Shall Dwell Alone by Kevin MacDonald please do not talk about this sort of thing.

Pic extremely related.

>Still pushing nigger jesus
I just explained how I'm not and basically you're fucking stupid.
Not white=/=bigger, retard. There's other racial groups, you brain damaged fuck.
>Hebrew is a white language. Celtic languages are evolutions of it. So is English.
I'm sure you could provide sources besides your ass that proves any of the bullshit you're spouting.

LOL Good grief. Ask a simple question…

1. Every one in which the Lord speaks.
2. Deuteronomy 4:30, 31

"But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so the LORD put him to death also."

Genesis 38:9-10

Because they were not Jews. What part of this is hard to understand? The tribe of whites that became nomads after being enslaved were the israelites.

Romans weren't slaves in their own fucking country. This is basic shit. You're just cattle. Dumb fucking cattle.

*Ashkenazim

>Jews share a distinct genetic core & are genetically closest to Arabs.
NOT JEWS

>lustfully looking at women isn't a sin
According to Rabbi Yeshua, yes, it is. Wanting to sex a woman is as sinful as doing it.
Yeah, that isn't about bating. It's about dodging familial responsibility.

Romans 5:10 always gets me

For if, when we were enemies, we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, being reconciled, we shall be saved by his life.

This is it. This is the ENTIRETY of the deception boiled down to a small post. This user sold them all out by revealing the game.

They claim the Jews of today (Khazar turks) were the ancient israelites.

Jesus warns us of this deception when he calls them the Synagogue of Satan.

>Yeah, that isn't about bating. It's about dodging familial responsibility.

Yup. It's about taking your brother's estate and not giving him an heir but also refusing to give a woman a child while having her virtue.

>First there was nothing
>then explosions
>then there you are
Nice theory fedoras

> Synagogue of Satan.
= Pro-Roman Jews, unlike Jesus the Zealot

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(Mossad), the paid Catholic shills, and the Paid Russian Orthodoxy shills push this... All of these groups = the Alt-Right meme.


The "elite" is code for Jews and their blackmailed sociopath pedophiles (Hillary's mom was a Jew). Because Jews run a child sex slave ring out of Ukraine/Israel and sometimes South America (see Hatti and Clintons) and use pedophiles as their boot-licking goy politicians/celebrities.

They use the symbolism of the occult because it's a marketing campaign to cover up for Zionist and Jewish Communist crimes/power moves. The occult became degenerate as fuck ever since Thelma (Alestor Crowley), Anton (((Levy))) of Hollywood Satanism, and Navy Intelligence groups took over the scene; although it was always a place for scam artists. Freemasons became corrupted after being bought out by Jews in the mid-1800s -- thanks to Napoleon emancipating the Jews and the Rothschild take over Britain with the fall of Napoleon (See Rothschild's run on the stocks after Battle of Waterloo)

Catholics and Russians are both pro-Communism and therefor cover for them too by telling you it's "Satanists" and not Jewish Communists and their Zionist mafia allies. This is something the John Birch Society did when re-inventing the "Illuminati" meme (see Alex Jones connection).

Moloch = word meaning KING (Assyrian)

Moloch propaganda = Jewish hate of enemy king, like they do to Assad

's'atan = Aramaic word meaning "adversary", any adversary, or many adversaries.

Satan the character = Catholic meme to demonize our ancestral gods and dumb down Bible references for stupid plebeian audiences.

Lucifer = Morning Star
Jesus = Morning Star
Luciferians = Christian monks who pissed off the Pope

Judaism = pre-Christianity

Marxism/Communism = Post Christianity Judaism

Cultural Marxism = critical theory, aka strategy to demoralize the Jew's enemies.

it's the only religion with proof

>Khazar bullshit
You're just ignoring genetics entirely, then? Just fuck reality, you can make up your own shit instead.

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You're not wrong. That guy who posts the Christ-chan faggot shit is always defending the hippie jesus deception.

He's a con artist. Probably a kike.

>garden outta nowhere
>spook in the sky
>boom the man comes out
>take rib off man
>spit on it
>boom, now we have women
>now i have no fucking proof whatsoever of this
>but you know..
>faith n shieet
>also heaven for the good goyms

holy shit now i feel enlightned.

badabing now we rest huh?

how do I get sweet saved gf?

Are you white?

How beautiful is God's hate! Proverbs 6:16–19 shows us what we should hate, and by the Lord should we hate them so. I've found my life only getting better as I endeavor to hate that which offends God.

christ theories:
youtube.com/watch?v=YfucpGCm5hY

fedoras eternally BTFO. you cannot refute this video

Revelation, or any of the gospels.

have a daughter then marry her
this is how most religions do it

>he actually believes in books written by other men

i know the holocaust happened cuz i read it in a book !
has to be true !

>All of these groups = the Alt-Right meme.
yeah that makes perfect sense considering how hard OP was fighting against the idea that we should kill niggers infesting our countries.

The dude was shilling against dylann roof because he killed niggers pretending to be christian.

Now I understand. Civic Nationalist Alt-Right kikeshit.

This whole scene was pretty fucked up because God was the one who killed Er in the first place, and then he goes and kills Onana because he rightfully felt bad about fucking his dead brother's wife.

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>how hard OP was fighting against the idea that we should kill niggers infesting our countries.
Found it

OP is in this thread furious that nigger """"""""Christians"""""""""" were killed

Is it weird having your spiritual existence center around a hellenistic dramatization of a middle eastern cult?