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Who will you be voting for in the UK General Election, and what are your main reasons for doing so?

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GCHQ plz raus.

not voting! feels good

Tory. No Ukip in my area. Not Labour as I don't want to end up like Venezuela or France.

Tories will run the NHS into the dirt and kill off our privacy laws.

Labour will turn is into a socialist hellhole awash with refugees.

There's no winning in this one, I fear.

UKIP lad.

Not voting, hate them all.

I'm somewhat interested in your election, I have a pretty good idea of what the major parties are like except for the LibDems. Can I get a quick rundown?

This. If I didn't live in a marginal, I probably wouldn't vote.

UKIP because they're the most right wing, even though they are centrists and not right wing at all.

Labour

Cucks.

I will be voting Libertarian. The Libertarian Party will be standing in 3 constituencies this election. This is the first time they're standing in my area and I hope they do well.

The reasons I'm voting for a minor third party:
-I live in a Labour safe seat
-Tories are hated
-UKIP don't do as well as they could (possibly because the youth think they're racist)
-The Liberal Democucks are hated even more than the Tories for some reason
-The Greens are a wasted vote
-Third parties actually do pretty well in my area e.g. The Liberal Party always come second in the Local Councillor election
-I took the UK istandwith quiz and got Libertarian 70% (yes, the Libertarian Party are actually on there

General Election: Libertarian Party
Local Councillor: Liberal Party

Third parties will strike down the Labour empire!

Labour because they'll save me 9k when I go to uni.

-Socially Liberal
-Economically Centrist/Centre-Left - although some members are Classical Liberals (Gladstonian)
-They love the European Union and foreign aid

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Just been out canvassing for Tories in Bolton.

Fuck Crausby, fuck Commie Corbyn and fuck Labour.

Used to be a UKIP member, but the partys dead. Everything UKIP stands for the Tories will deliver.

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Except for the fact that they'll ignore half of the campaign promises that will make the country better again, further centralise power and send us even further down the road to being an orwellian police state.
Fuck Tory faggots as much as Labour shills.

Lib Dems, don't want to be cucked by the government economically (so no Labour), or cucked by the government socially (so no Tories).

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It's already an Orwellian police state and they're too stupid to use properly.

In Manchester we had a young asian lad flying a fucking ISIS flag outside his house and praying in the middle of the street. He then went to Libya, came back and bought fucking bomb making shit from B&Q and then blew up children at the Manchester Arena.

This Orwellian society will never exist other than on paper because humans will always be behind it and they're fucking useless. Like your mum in bed.

>be a shill for your so called incompetant goverment
>get called out
>y-your mum is shit in bed
Did they make it so you don't need to be old enough to vote to shill you dirty little paki fuck?

there are more SNP communists on Sup Forums than I expected

Labour, I like the NHS.

No-one, all the parties are shit. Libertarian/small government party when?

Can't be fucked with voting. No one represents my views, not even UKuck since Nige buggered off.

Sick of all these career politicians. Bring on a big old clusterfuck of a WW3 so we can lynch a few of them before the muzzers take over.

The Milkman cucketh

Nobody, I live in a labour stronghold.

Not only would my vote be worthless due to labour's guaranteed victory here, but I don't have faith in any of the parties.

LABOUR! FREE UNIVERSITY GIBS

>When the election was announced /britpol/ was a Tory majority
>Now UKIP
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Tories. I live in Scotland, and UKIP might as well not exist here. The Conservatives have a very slight chance of claiming a few SNP seats, so I'm voting tactically and trying to lessen Sturgeon's majority.

What's your constituency?

You have to be 18 to browse this site.

tories or ukip. more likely the tories to stop labour

Repugnant tbqhwy.

Durham.

UKIP aren't fielding a candidate in my constituency.

Draw a magnificent UKIP logo on the ballot and a nob on the other side then you tit.

Great Yarmouth, don't see Labour over taking the Tories over here.

> poor little snowflake

Some of those labour shlomos have left finally

Voting for Theresa May this round of elections, then UKIP every election thereafter. Incredibly, I've managed to get 3 of my family voting Conservative too! There is absolutely no fucking way Jeremy Corbyn, Diane Abbott, and that fucking Marxist John McDonnell can get into power; the whole country would be flooded with mudslimes in less than a decade. I used to vote Labour religiously (Liverpool based voter) but not anymore. The bastards have realised how effective the muzzies can be when used as a cultural battering ram once they're lodged in a Western country so the Lefties are going to double down on mass immigration and any "refugee crisis". Fuck those traitors, they're the Islamic Party now.

Looks like you've only got three options:

1) Vote Labour to secure their victory
2) Vote Tory
3) Vote Young People's Party for the banter

I'm voting Labour. Might as well accelerate the process.

Scouser here too. Just vote UKIP Labour are going to win here anyway.

If the NHS crumbling and MI6 watching while I wank is the price to pay for not having any more shitskins walking the streets then that's a price worth paying.
As it happens a lot of the NHS woes are a direct result of too many people straining their services (i.e. immigration).

I choose
4) Do nothing because I'm not fucking wasting my valuable time walking to a polling station to vote for which retard I want to ruin my country.

Vote Labour then you give people no choice but to vote UKIP in the future. If you think our problems will be solved electorally then good luck.

Vote Young People's Party

Too lazy to vote

you won't want it like it is here though, you'll be broke just trying to fix your wonky teeth

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UKIP all the way. We'll be the king makers

then please leave this board and stop moaning if you aren't even trying to change your shithole.

Or are you just too stupid and ill informed to make a decision?

It always makes me smile how none-voters are treat even more like the enemy than the actual enemies.

Fuck you cuck, I don't care what you party is but it is trying to fuck you. I can say that with certainty. You are a retard for supporting them.

No UKIP candidate in my constituency this year so it'll be Tory

that's the best plan. just lay back and take it up the shitter

not even showing your disdain by spoling your ballot makes you a lazy shitskin.

>guessing you couldn't even work out how to register to vote

Then do what I'm doing and vote Tory to stop Labour fucking up Brexit, the economy and the country in general

You know what they do with spoiled ballots? They put them in the bin.

Except the Young People's Party, who you should vote for

I need the NHS tho brah

confirmed for lazy. they're still counted you fuckwit

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did you think they were gonna frame it, or put it on the fridge in honour of your drawing skills?

Tories are in power at the moment, do you still have the NHS?

Also Labour are the party that first started to privatise the NHS with PFI contracts under Blair and Brown

No you fucking spastic, they don't fucking read them and see your le epic protest against fascism.

Your post is equal to actual retards that fucked up their ballots by accident.

>Tories removing shitskins
remember when the tories said in 2010 they'd shut down immigration and if they didn't we'd kick them out

remember how they promised immigration down to the low tens of thousands

remember how in 2015 our immigration peaked under a tory government with 336,000 tories

remember how the person in charge of immigration and shit is now the PM

You wont have anything to wank off to, the Tories will severely restrict the internet.

If you are smart you are voting Labour to usher in a new era of UKIP dominance next election

Unironically will vote for Corbyn. Don't like his generally lax views on immigration, but he has started to recognise the importance of training British workers before hiring from overseas, and furthermore May won't clamp down on immigration either. I like Corbyn's stance when it comes to business - pay up or fuck off. I'd genuinely rather be poor than have all of our politicians in the pocket of corporations. I also like Corbyn's anti-war message - let's get out of the Middle East and stop fighting Israel's wars. Genuinely excited about some of Corbyn's ideas - he's like Trump in some respects (not even joking), but he won't be so easily bought.

Is this said unironically? The administration that would closer resemble socialist N Korea is the administration led by socialist Corbyn. The Tories will not restrict the internet to any noticeable degree. I mean, clearly.

>he has started to recognise the importance of training British workers before hiring from overseas

No he hasn't. Why can't you see what I see? Do you not know the Left? Do you not know what they are by now? Did you not live through the last Labour government? Immigration under Labour will get worse not better. Corbyn is a proponent of free movement and mass immigration, always has been

don't fuck this up or you will get the french treatment

>he's like Trump in some respects
Pffft.
Corbyn is a COMMUNIST and consequently about as far from Trump as is humanly possible to be

>I like Corbyn's stance when it comes to business - pay up or fuck off
I don't know why you just don't cut out the middle-man and move to Venezuela

only UKIP

try telling that to the bongneckbeards on here though

they can't actually see how May is selling your country out and not even hiding it

I've seen him in interviews say that immigration will probably be reduced under him (admittedly that's weak) and that we should train British workers before hiring from overseas. On the latter, I believe him. This isn't a re-hash of Blair giving the businesses as much cheap labour as they want by flooding the jobs market with immigrants, Corbyn is (for better or for worse) a principled bloke and won't just allow mass immigration for the hell of it.

But suppose I'm wrong, and immigration carries on like before - it'll be exactly the same under May. If she'd made a manifesto pledge to drastically reduce the numbers of migrants then I'd probably vote for her, but she hasn't. She's completely unprincipled, and seems to change her mind a lot. That worries me, because that leads me to think that if her lobbyists want immigrants, then we're going to get immigrants. When she was home secretary immigration just went up and up, what makes you think it will change now? I'd rather give Corbyn a go for 4 years, and if nothing has been done about the immigration problem by then, anti-immigration sentiment will continue to rise and maybe we'll finally get someone who will control the borders properly.

Lots of Trump's pre-election anti-Soros anti-neoliberalism schtick closely aligns to Corbyn's views. Remember, Trump was proposing heavily protectionist measures, which are typically seen as very left-wing as they're anti-free-market.

I'd be curious to see if Venezuela or any of the other South American countries which adopted genuine left-wing policies would have succeeded without having the strongest country in the world constantly undermining them. It's no secret that the CIA will do everything in their power to stop the spread of communism (see their hundreds of assassination attempts on Castro, for example). If it's such a flawed ideology, what are they so scared of?

UKIP because Conservatives U-Turned on leaving the ECHR and on scrapping the Human Rights Act in their manifesto.

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Yeah, he said "probably" - clearly a lie to move the conversation on. Its too vague to be credible

>principled bloke
I don't believe he is at all. I think he's a idealist that would sell you and me out to progress with his unachievable utopian goals. He's also a massive revisionist. How you can trust him, Ive no idea. Everything he's done in the past (his life's work) he's now saying the complete opposite.. hmm wonder why that is. He wants to be PM, and I think he's lying out of his backside to get there. He's always been pro-immigration, he's always put the rights of other people before the rights of his own people

>it'll be exactly the same under May
Immigration has just fallen (reported a couple of days ago) by like 60k odd. Once we're out of the EU that will drop again, and it is in the Tory manifesto to achieve that. No such promise exists in the Labour manifesto. You could argue that it has been in the Tory one before and not acted on, but in order to bring to down we first need to Brexit. Can you trust Labour with Brexit? Credibly? Come on, the answer here is 'No'

No they don't.

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Have you read the manifesto? They want full control. Don't be delusional.

THANK YOU. The Conservatives are the party of (((them))) they have been promising to cut immigration for ages now, it has increased.

>I'd rather give Corbyn a go for 4 years
We have to Brexit first to achieve that low immigration. The Tories have said we will be leaving both the customs union and single market, which means no freedom of movement, so it will be possible to bring immigration down. Labour have made no such pledge. They would keep us in the single market. Im telling you. Or cuck it so that we have to have some free movement for access. The Tories NEED to deal with Brexit first

christian.org.uk/case/ashers-baking-company/

Remember this case lads?

Still makes me angry, it's going to the Supreme Court in October this year. It'll get shot down again, I mean, who gives a fuck about private enterprise's right to refuse service for any reason?

>At the Court of Appeal hearing in October 2016 judges recognised the fact that the family did not refuse the service because Mr Lee was gay, but nonetheless ruled that refusing the order because of its slogan “was direct discrimination”.

Mental gymnastics to appease the homos.

>recognises it had nothing to do with the customer being gay
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>oh but wait it was discrimination because you didn't want to promote a political message!

>The Tories will not restrict the internet to any noticeable degree

you are delusional

The demographic situation in this country is beyond repair, I'm literally just thinking about saving our public services now. Once the mudslime population hits 40% people will start going full Enoch.

Not for much longer. Have you seen the state of our public services? As someone who works in local government, I can tell you it's worse than you think.

>principled bloke so won't allow immigration

His principles include allowing anyone in because why shouldn't they be allowed entry if they want to enter our economy. If you think Corbyn will reduce immigration you're dumb, they are the immigrant party

>I'd be curious to see if Venezuela or any of the other South American countries which adopted genuine left-wing policies would have succeeded without having the strongest country in the world constantly undermining them

This is always the logic of the Left - "Socialism doesn't work because every other country is capitalist". No, it just doesn't work. It makes everyone poorer. Except of course for the people running that country who are all insanely wealthy

>what are they so scared of
Cuba was on their border and had links to soviet nukes, think that was why, more than anything. There's also the issue of human rights. Castro interned gays and political opponents (No such thing as a Cuban election), and shot people who tried to leave the island. He was worth a billion dollars at the time of his death while his people on the breadline and stuck in a 1960's timewarp. Sounds great. But like I said, if it sounds like paradise to you, just go live there?

So who do you vote for? The Tories are going destroy everything (Internet, social care etc)

There is more chance of him trying to stop the increase in the supply of cheap Labour than there is of Theresa May trying to.

He's committed to Brexit, and that's the main thing.and even if Corbyn fucks it up massively we can just vote someone else in. I agree that it's important (paramount) that we make sure we get rid of free movement, but even if Corbyn's deal includes it (and I hope it won't), won't we just be able to vote someone else in next time who's actually committed to reducing immigration?

I don't think he's saying 'the complete opposite' of everything he's ever campaigned for either. It's true that he's diluted some of his views that will clearly be used to attack him (anti-Israel, pro-IRA, pro-Hamas, etc), but he's stuck to his guns on most things.

Corbyn has a longer history of euroscepticism than most tories. He still refuses to say which way he voted in the referendum.

UKIP aren't fielding a candidate in my constituency, so none.

Regardless of who is being hostile to who, I think it's fair to say that none of the socialist South American countries have ever really had a fair crack at it. I can still think of a few socialist success stories though - Gadaffi's socialism transformed Libya from a shithole into a respectable country - until the CIA decided he had to be got rid of, that is.

Besides, Corbyn's not even a real socialist. He's definitely more left wing than anyone we've had in UK politics for a long time, but he's still centrist compared to lots of the Scandinavian politicians (not saying they're something to aspire to, just making a point).

True. I don't deny that he's anti-EU (and very anti-neoliberalism in particular). But I do agree with the others to some extent, because I can't guarantee that he's opposed to free movement.

Like I said, all the countries that restrict the internet are Communist. Corbyn is a Communist. The Tories are not, they will not restrict the internet. Point to an example in the past where they've censored anything. Who's delusional?

you know he voted leave, but he can't say it because a lot of labours new wave wanted remain

he wants UK for th British and jobs for from home not foreign imports. the tories will leave the EU and still let every cunt turn up and work for less wage than you'd take a dump for

except you'll have nothing to show for your taxes n the form of healthcare and public utilities.

the rail companies are already supported by the Gov/people yet nothing profit wise goes anywhere but in to (mostly foreign) bank accounts. fucking spain owns more of the rail in the UK than Britain does.

They've just made it ok to spy on us and want to heavily restrict the internet. Have you read the manifesto?
Why would someone who uses Sup Forums be in favour of any of this?