>He doesn't realise African immigrants are better educated than ethnic Britons
well gee, im shocked that the clique of private educated chinks that are sent over here are more academic than the masses of state educated layabout ethnic brits
Christopher Sanchez
>Twink thinks that you have to be a gym rat to operate your arms in an up down motion with a weapon in your hand.
Levi Rodriguez
It'll start off as a way to screw the core Tory vote in rural areas.
Kevin Richardson
Lads got 8k or so to spend on a new motor. It's got to be
>black >automatic >petrol >0-60 in 8 seconds tops >saloon/coupe/hardtop convertible >10 years old or less. >ideally 60-70k miles but I don't really mind 100k miles.
I'm thinking:
>Audi TT (post 2007 version) >Mercedes CL500 >BMW 3 SERIES SPORT
I'm leaning towards the merc as it's a fuckin weapon and gorgeous interior but higher miles (still only 6.3k). Then again the Audi I can get for lower miles and is a sexy car but it's a bit girly.
Brandon Edwards
Personally I would escape the room, shoot the Jew, let the mudslime throw the fag out the window, then come back with the right wing death squad to kill the mudshit.
Jack Cruz
I rode my 125cc cruiser with L plates for two years, even in a group of lads where we were all wearing MC colours. Never got pulled over or asked for a licence or anything but I did have the CBT.
Jacob Sanders
American Shitposter yeah Reply to Rightly Rightly So, you're such a slag
[Chorus] Rightly So you're such a slag Rightly So yeah, are you mad Rightly So tries to act bad When every night he's on a new lad Rightly So you such a slag Rightly So yeah, are you mad Rightly So tries to act bad When every night he's on a new lad
Rightly, you stupid slag Saw you in Leighton, licking my arse Daft little dog, I'll stamp on your head So watch out user, yeah here's my send You stupid goon, sending for me Thinking she's hard, it's Rightly See I got told that you got shagged behind [?] yeah nah that's mad Don't send back, you should give up We all know you ain't big enough We all know you ain't big enough, yeah We all know you ain't big enough You ain't big enough, you ain't wise enough Silly little rat, stop piping up I'll cut you up into sixty-four pieces Send for me, my views are increasing And I heard you're a proper sket And you shagged someone for a cigarette Bath you in acid, send the vid to your mum And then I'll send another of me slicing your pug Don't try and get big, I'll smash your head in KFC, I'm finger-licking You're a slag and your knickers say next But all I'm seeing is empty threats
[Chorus]
Zachary Price
>go back home yes to the ethnic homeland, birthright by soil, not by where you just happen to come out of the vag from
Ryder Barnes
SPRINGWATCH TIME, RUN AND GET A CUPPA AND GET COMFY IN GLOUCESTERSHIRE WITH THE LADS
15th/16th would have been better, before (((usury))) trashed the crown.
You still had the chance, Henry, it could have all been so different..
Josiah Cox
>automatic fuck off you big bender
Connor Rodriguez
I see where you're coming from, but the satisfaction of beating a queer to death would be too much to resist.
Jason Stewart
Troll harder nigger.
David Roberts
>8k >>ideally 60-70k miles but I don't really mind 100k miles
WHY?
Adrian Foster
No you need a cbt before you can ride the bike
Hunter Walker
It's summer. My door-window is open. And so are the windows of the neighbour below me. And yesterday he was smoking weed. And I got it all in my apartment. Absolutely immoral..... but it smelt amazing.
Also >tfw you dont live next to a lake
Ryder Ramirez
You don't need to be huge, but larping obese neckbeards aren't gonna be good against anyone.
Jacob Phillips
No, you can after you do cbt.
Christian Perez
Sorry didn't mention I am neither
>gay >a hairdresser >an estate agent
Logan Price
Ah yes, the old fallback insult.I weigh under 10 and a half stone, I'm really not insulted.
David Hernandez
Wot lad?
Luis Thomas
Miserable Trout-faced old lady show off the new lunchtime menu.
Jeremiah Robinson
>Audi/BMW
Oh, so you're a shit driver. Good to know.
Xavier Jenkins
I am a neo-liberal and I am a homosexual. Does Sup Forums accept me?
Christopher Gonzalez
I wasn't trolling
I found the lyrics of Susie apls (or whoever the fuck) replying to the millie b rap on RapGenius and I subbed in your name in for Millie B
I thought you'd like it senpai
Bentley Martinez
>Almost everyone would pay a lot more
Prove it.
Anthony Bailey
THANK YOU MR SKELETAL
Thomas Bell
Trudeau is a fucking minger, where did these lefty memes about him being hot start?
Jeremiah Myers
>Conflicting advice How can I practice riding my bike before the test then?
Brody Gomez
estate agents a new one but I heard the others 100s of time but if your a overcompensating cuck if you don't get a genuinely good car because you want to prove your not a faggot
Oliver Young
I'd be lying if I said I wasnt a little bit flattered.
Thank you senpai.
Liam Morgan
Why would you pay 8 grand for something with 70000 miles on the clock when that money could get you something with less than half that mileage that might be five years old, tops?
Christian Thompson
...
Austin Cox
3% of land value. That's huge everywhere except very very rural areas with cheaper land.
Adrian Edwards
because DUDE WEED
Nathan Jenkins
Why does merkel always do that hand pose? >inb4 illuminati
Grayson Richardson
>needing to practice for cbt >needing to practice for compulsory basic training >practice >training w e w
Jonathan Barnes
Fucking state of you mate. You're either a Deano or a wannabe-bigshot paki/nog.
Asher Cruz
I got a 2.2 ecotec motor for an alero for $750 with 100k miles on it
I'm sure you can find something better for your money
Cameron Miller
>ywn be pegged by kayleigh
Why even live
Isaiah Fisher
Because I don't want to drive around in a fucking mondeo cuck mobile. I want to be in a fuckin tasty little motor that my bits of skirt get wet just sitting in the passenger seat in son. Who doesn't love a 23 year old driving a top of the range merc lad?
Liam Collins
My constituency is the world's safest Tory seat
I guarantee the Tory MP will pull 65%+
Is it even worth me going to vote? Would rather stay home and wank in the garden tbqh
Eli Anderson
Where is the Votetard toothpaste?
Lucas Gomez
You first need to get a provisional licence and complete CBT if you want to ride a motorbike. >gov.uk/motorcycle-cbt
Angel Russell
>How can I practice riding my bike before the test Is this a euphemism?
>Who doesn't love a 23 year old driving a top of the range merc lad? no one
everyone thinks your a faggot cocky kid
get a semi decent car so it doesn't break down the day before you give your semi decent gf a ride to your first date
Brody Sanders
Stop posting my wojaks you dyel fag.
Owen Gutierrez
Yes, don't be a lazy nigger. Spoil your ballot or vote UKIP.
Jonathan Ward
>your *you're
Brayden Robinson
Lad I'm not saying its legal to do, just that you're not likely to get checked out on a 125 - unless there was some licence / driver reference on the computer that had gone down.
The point of the CBT is that its no experience -> road qualificaion in ONE day. Ypu start in a car park and then do accompanied riding on the roads. Unless you're a spacca and they don't think you're ready, then its two days.
If you're that arsed about practicing get a mate (not sure about this part since you're a tripfag and all) to tell you about the clutch/gears and let you ride theirs around a car park for a bit.
Adrian Cooper
You won't be getting a top of the range Merc, though. You'll be getting a 12 year old dad car nearing 100k miles that's going to cost you a fucking fortune on parts and labour once it inevitably stars developing little creaks and groans And it's obvious you've never had an expensive car before if you think these things are cheap to maintain should something go wrong with them. Some boy racer's going to accidentally bump you at the lights and you'll be on here in a few months time crying about being stung for a few hundred quid for an old bumper the local garage had to source.
Unless your intention is to impress schoolies, you'd be better off spedning the money on a gym membership, a wardrobe and more upmarket hangouts; you can't drive when you're hitting up the swanky bars, mate.
Landon Perry
t. Public transport pleb
Jason Watson
>who doesn't love a 23 year old driving a shitty used merc lmao'ing at poorfags
Adam Thompson
You first need to get a provisional licence and complete CBT if you want to ride a motorbike. >gov.uk/motorcycle-cbt
This is the correct and non-conflicting answer.
Ayden Ward
Any of the other metal lads around this evening? I know you post here you greasy spergs