Brit/pol/ - A Very British Coup edition

>Thread video
youtube.com/watch?v=iy_I8vetLS4

>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40090520

>Lastest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/30/theresa-may-bores-britain-election-labour-hustings
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

>Zoo worker killed by tiger
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40089174

>Sturgeon calls for IndyRef2 at the end of Brexit process in Manifesto
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40086276

>Labour plans will see your council tax triple at least
express.co.uk/news/politics/810616/general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-council-tax-bills-homeowner-john-mcdonnell

Other urls found in this thread:

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/huge-disappointment-mumsnet-users-vent-fury-jeremy-corbyn-leaving/
youtube.com/watch?v=KeDSYOV1Sf4
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40096456
google.co.uk/search?q=60 percent of muslims&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=csAtWaOpO8yXgAbRyb3wCg#q=60 percent of muslims uk wouldn't report involved in extremism
huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/27/muslims-british-values_n_5536705.html
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
gov.uk/motorcycle-cbt
gov.uk/motorcycle-cbt/who-needs-training
youtube.com/watch?v=L0ZCAarIVSI
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Corbyn follows up car crash with a disaster on mumsnet livechat
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/huge-disappointment-mumsnet-users-vent-fury-jeremy-corbyn-leaving/

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>Ywn observe space with the King

For those who have seen it, what is your opinion on A Very British Coup?

If you want to fuck/be fucked by men you are a bender and are not welcome in Sup Forums.

Or a woman.

vote ukip

I have a bf lad

this

Women on Sup Forums? Not many.

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I like being fucked by men

Bike anons can I ride around on a 125 with L plates before I do my CBT???

>Boris Johnson HIJACKS BBC interview

youtube.com/watch?v=KeDSYOV1Sf4

What a lad

>tfw have to do a radio show sat in a big empty foreign room

We're going to give you to the muzzies before we kick them out, they'll dispose of you.

>He doesn't support mass immigration

>He doesn't realise immigrants prop up our NHS

>He doesn't realise that without immigrants the economy would collapse

>He doesn't realise that terrorists don't act because of Islam but because they're oppressed

>He doesn't realise Islam is a religion of peace

>He doesn't realise African immigrants are better educated than ethnic Britons

>He doesn't realise that most Muslims love Britain

>He doesn't realise that most of the minorities he tells to "go back home" were born here and so are as British as he is


FUCKING WEEEEEW LAD!

being a member of the royal family in the 17th,18th and 19th century must have been great

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What's he said this time?

Both of us hate muzzies though

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40096456

>POST FEET

>Labour plans will see your council tax triple at least

Seems like bullshit to me. Also why not more in May's carcrash performance last night?

Most muslims don't like Britain though.
google.co.uk/search?q=60 percent of muslims&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=csAtWaOpO8yXgAbRyb3wCg#q=60 percent of muslims uk wouldn't report involved in extremism

quintessentially british

So do the Jews. The enemy of my enemy is just another enemy.

If you gave me a gun with one bullet and put you and a muzzie in a room with me, I'd shoot him and beat you to death.

>HIJACKS BBC interview

He was invited onto Sky News for an interview. This is footage of that interview. Fuck YouTube video titles.

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>1 post by this ID

Yes Bikefag.

They're proposing a land tax to replace council tax. Almost everyone would pay a lot more.

>beat you to death.
Bet you don't even lift you pathetic larper.

NONSENSE

huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/27/muslims-british-values_n_5536705.html

>He doesn't realise African immigrants are better educated than ethnic Britons

well gee, im shocked that the clique of private educated chinks that are sent over here are more academic than the masses of state educated layabout ethnic brits

>Twink thinks that you have to be a gym rat to operate your arms in an up down motion with a weapon in your hand.

It'll start off as a way to screw the core Tory vote in rural areas.

Lads got 8k or so to spend on a new motor. It's got to be

>black
>automatic
>petrol
>0-60 in 8 seconds tops
>saloon/coupe/hardtop convertible
>10 years old or less.
>ideally 60-70k miles but I don't really mind 100k miles.

I'm thinking:

>Audi TT (post 2007 version)
>Mercedes CL500
>BMW 3 SERIES SPORT

I'm leaning towards the merc as it's a fuckin weapon and gorgeous interior but higher miles (still only 6.3k). Then again the Audi I can get for lower miles and is a sexy car but it's a bit girly.

Personally I would escape the room, shoot the Jew, let the mudslime throw the fag out the window, then come back with the right wing death squad to kill the mudshit.

I rode my 125cc cruiser with L plates for two years, even in a group of lads where we were all wearing MC colours. Never got pulled over or asked for a licence or anything but I did have the CBT.

American Shitposter yeah
Reply to Rightly
Rightly So, you're such a slag

[Chorus]
Rightly So you're such a slag
Rightly So yeah, are you mad
Rightly So tries to act bad
When every night he's on a new lad
Rightly So you such a slag
Rightly So yeah, are you mad
Rightly So tries to act bad
When every night he's on a new lad


Rightly, you stupid slag
Saw you in Leighton, licking my arse
Daft little dog, I'll stamp on your head
So watch out user, yeah here's my send
You stupid goon, sending for me
Thinking she's hard, it's Rightly See
I got told that you got shagged behind [?] yeah nah that's mad
Don't send back, you should give up
We all know you ain't big enough
We all know you ain't big enough, yeah
We all know you ain't big enough
You ain't big enough, you ain't wise enough
Silly little rat, stop piping up
I'll cut you up into sixty-four pieces
Send for me, my views are increasing
And I heard you're a proper sket
And you shagged someone for a cigarette
Bath you in acid, send the vid to your mum
And then I'll send another of me slicing your pug
Don't try and get big, I'll smash your head in
KFC, I'm finger-licking
You're a slag and your knickers say next
But all I'm seeing is empty threats

[Chorus]

>go back home
yes to the ethnic homeland, birthright by soil, not by where you just happen to come out of the vag from

SPRINGWATCH TIME, RUN AND GET A CUPPA AND GET COMFY IN GLOUCESTERSHIRE WITH THE LADS

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo

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15th/16th would have been better, before (((usury))) trashed the crown.

You still had the chance, Henry, it could have all been so different..

>automatic
fuck off you big bender

I see where you're coming from, but the satisfaction of beating a queer to death would be too much to resist.

Troll harder nigger.

>8k
>>ideally 60-70k miles but I don't really mind 100k miles

WHY?

No you need a cbt before you can ride the bike

It's summer. My door-window is open. And so are the windows of the neighbour below me. And yesterday he was smoking weed. And I got it all in my apartment. Absolutely immoral..... but it smelt amazing.

Also
>tfw you dont live next to a lake

You don't need to be huge, but larping obese neckbeards aren't gonna be good against anyone.

No, you can after you do cbt.

Sorry didn't mention I am neither

>gay
>a hairdresser
>an estate agent

Ah yes, the old fallback insult.I weigh under 10 and a half stone, I'm really not insulted.

Wot lad?

Miserable Trout-faced old lady show off the new lunchtime menu.

>Audi/BMW

Oh, so you're a shit driver. Good to know.

I am a neo-liberal and I am a homosexual. Does Sup Forums accept me?

I wasn't trolling

I found the lyrics of Susie apls (or whoever the fuck) replying to the millie b rap on RapGenius and I subbed in your name in for Millie B

I thought you'd like it senpai

>Almost everyone would pay a lot more

Prove it.

THANK YOU MR SKELETAL

Trudeau is a fucking minger, where did these lefty memes about him being hot start?

>Conflicting advice
How can I practice riding my bike before the test then?

estate agents a new one but I heard the others 100s of time
but if your a overcompensating cuck if you don't get a genuinely good car because you want to prove your not a faggot

I'd be lying if I said I wasnt a little bit flattered.

Thank you senpai.

Why would you pay 8 grand for something with 70000 miles on the clock when that money could get you something with less than half that mileage that might be five years old, tops?

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3% of land value. That's huge everywhere except very very rural areas with cheaper land.

because DUDE WEED

Why does merkel always do that hand pose?
>inb4 illuminati

>needing to practice for cbt
>needing to practice for compulsory basic training
>practice
>training
w e w

Fucking state of you mate. You're either a Deano or a wannabe-bigshot paki/nog.

I got a 2.2 ecotec motor for an alero for $750 with 100k miles on it

I'm sure you can find something better for your money

>ywn be pegged by kayleigh

Why even live

Because I don't want to drive around in a fucking mondeo cuck mobile. I want to be in a fuckin tasty little motor that my bits of skirt get wet just sitting in the passenger seat in son. Who doesn't love a 23 year old driving a top of the range merc lad?

My constituency is the world's safest Tory seat

I guarantee the Tory MP will pull 65%+

Is it even worth me going to vote? Would rather stay home and wank in the garden tbqh

Where is the Votetard toothpaste?

You first need to get a provisional licence and complete CBT if you want to ride a motorbike.
>gov.uk/motorcycle-cbt

>How can I practice riding my bike before the test
Is this a euphemism?

Before you make yourself look like an even bigger idiot just read this: gov.uk/motorcycle-cbt/who-needs-training

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>Riding the bike
Possibly

>Who doesn't love a 23 year old driving a top of the range merc lad?
no one

everyone thinks your a faggot cocky kid

get a semi decent car so it doesn't break down the day before you give your semi decent gf a ride to your first date

Stop posting my wojaks you dyel fag.

Yes, don't be a lazy nigger. Spoil your ballot or vote UKIP.

>your
*you're

Lad I'm not saying its legal to do, just that you're not likely to get checked out on a 125 - unless there was some licence / driver reference on the computer that had gone down.

The point of the CBT is that its no experience -> road qualificaion in ONE day. Ypu start in a car park and then do accompanied riding on the roads. Unless you're a spacca and they don't think you're ready, then its two days.

If you're that arsed about practicing get a mate (not sure about this part since you're a tripfag and all) to tell you about the clutch/gears and let you ride theirs around a car park for a bit.

You won't be getting a top of the range Merc, though. You'll be getting a 12 year old dad car nearing 100k miles that's going to cost you a fucking fortune on parts and labour once it inevitably stars developing little creaks and groans And it's obvious you've never had an expensive car before if you think these things are cheap to maintain should something go wrong with them. Some boy racer's going to accidentally bump you at the lights and you'll be on here in a few months time crying about being stung for a few hundred quid for an old bumper the local garage had to source.

Unless your intention is to impress schoolies, you'd be better off spedning the money on a gym membership, a wardrobe and more upmarket hangouts; you can't drive when you're hitting up the swanky bars, mate.

t. Public transport pleb

>who doesn't love a 23 year old driving a shitty used merc
lmao'ing at poorfags

You first need to get a provisional licence and complete CBT if you want to ride a motorbike.
>gov.uk/motorcycle-cbt

This is the correct and non-conflicting answer.

Any of the other metal lads around this evening? I know you post here you greasy spergs

youtube.com/watch?v=L0ZCAarIVSI

>tfw Preuße is helpful
T-thanks

I can always count on you to have top-tier taste mate

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>namefag
>links to the guardian
>links to the bbc
stopped reading there

probably the worst /shit/ pol ever.