Taylor Swift is Jewish

What now?

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I dont believe it

Not my aryan goddess

obvious satire
>swiftowitz
oy vey goys, you cant just add -owitz and expect it to be believable.

that is all

Take a look at this list and realize your life is a lie, boyo's.
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fake news

>This is common knowledge in the Jewish community, but for whatever reason it’s not widely known among non-Jews. I suppose that’s because Swift (née Taylor Swiftowitz) is extremely private about her religious upbringing and personal beliefs. I have no idea whether she’s still practicing, and to be honest, I doubt she is. But make no mistake: Taylor Swift is a big old Jew.
>I know Taylor Swift is Jewish because my friend’s cousin was at her Bat Mitzvah.

Literal fake news.

>"Swiftowitz"

desu the only one that surprised me was Harrison Ford

It would be easier to list who's not a jew.

She's not. Spiderfag is

>Swiftowitz is a jewish name
It's... over. We have no one to look up...

You walk into the room and the woman on the right gives you that look. What do you do next?

Really shitty attempt at humor.

>swiftowitz

...

lol, it's clearly satirical:

>Taylor Swift is Jewish, is what I’m getting at.
This is common knowledge in the Jewish community, but for whatever reason it’s not widely known among non-Jews. I suppose that’s because Swift (née Taylor Swiftowitz) is extremely private about her religious upbringing and personal beliefs.

>But make no mistake: Taylor Swift is a big old Jew. I know Taylor Swift is Jewish because my friend’s cousin was at her Bat Mitzvah.

Taylor is one of few conservative/nationalist celebrities, and coincidentally she is a top 3 selling artist on the planet. She could help our race and my guess is she will in the future.

>swiftowitz
youtube.com/watch?v=h28qfnZYXtk

That's the only name on the kike list that surprised me. He just did a movie with Mel Gibson of all people, playing a devout Christian soldier

>Taylor Swift is a coalburning whore and a kike
KEK, and Sup Forums worships this cunt?

Posted it for me. Thanks, Javier.
POO

>That's the only name on the kike list that surprised me. He just did a movie with Mel Gibson of all people, playing a devout Christian soldier

Christianity and Islam has always been a sword of the Jew.

WAKE UP FAGGOT!

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who's not a jew

It would suck to be a jew.